BANNED!

[Angrimm]

Charles Scholz is banned for having beady eyes.

[TOZ]

Angrimm is banned to give me TotP.

[zylphryx]

TOZ is banned for being at the TotP.

[TOZ]

zlyphryx is banned for being too slow.

[A Brave Australian Soldier]

TOZ is banned for being too fast.

[TOZ]

ABAS is banned for speaking the uncomfortable truth.

[zylphryx]

TOZ is banned for being uncomfortable with truth. Note this is not the same as being uncomfortable with Truth. Or Uncomfortable with truth. Or ...

[TOZ]

zylphryx is banned for bringing up that weird outline guy.

[A Brave Australian Soldier]

TOz is banned for hiding his face.

[TriOmegaZero]

ABAS is banned for profiling.

[A Brave Australian Soldier]

TriOmegaZero is banned for looking like a white Zorro knockoff.

[TriAlphaZero]

ABAS is banned for knockin' me off.

[zylphryx]

TriAlphaZero is banned for posting while dead.

You were knocked off, right? Not knocked on, knocked around, knocked down or knocked up?

[TriOmegaZombie]

zylphryz is banned for discrimination against the unliving.

[A Brave Australian Soldier]

TriOmegaZombie is banned for eating my mate's brain.

[zylphryx]

A Brave Australian Soldier wrote:

TriOmegaZombie is banned for eating my mate's brain.

HEY!!! I should ban TriOmegaZombie for getting to my dinner first! ;)

But I need to ban ABAS, and so ABAS is banned for not saving their mate's brain for the living.

[A Brave Australian Soldier]

Zylphryx is banned for being creepier than that brain bug in Starship Troopers.

[DJ-Bogie]

ABAS is banned for calling zylphryx creepy, that's my job!

[zylphryx]

Aw shucks, thanks DJ-Bogie. Of course you're still banned for not having a brain that I can consume. Disembodied eyes just do not make a meal.

[DJ-Bogie]

Zylphryx is banned for not being able to detect my brain, it is safely stored and psychically linked ( encrypted of course ). I may not be a meal, but you missed out on a good appet-eye-zer.

[gran rey de los mono]

DJ-Bogie is banned for punning.

[TOZ]

gran is banned for delayed posting.

[zylphryx]

TOZ is banned for trying to impose scheduled posting.

Did I post this too late? ;)

[TOZ]

zylphryx is banned for living in the past.

[zylphryx]

TOZ is banned for ignoring the past and is now doomed to forever repeat his past errors.

[TOZ]

zylphryx is banned for fearing the future.

[zylphryx]

TOZ is banned for dismissing the present.

yikes! a second passed!!! Ack, another one!!!!

[TOZ]

zylphryx is banned for buying into consumer holidays.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

TOZ is banned because all Zylphryx got for C'thulhumas was his two front tentacles.

[DJ-Bogie]

Spanky is banned for trying to confuse us, C'thulhumas is next week.

[Le Soldat Fidèle de La Reine]

T'as une tête a faire sauter les plaques d'egouts! Par conséquent, vous êtes banned (Mots anglais laids).

[Charles Scholz]

Le Soldat Fidèle de Reine is banned because the translation made no sense.
Have you a head has to let the plates of egouts jump! Consequently, you are banned (ugly English Words).

[Le Soldat Fidèle de La Reine]

Vous êtes interdit pour le Français de compréhension.

[Kelsey MacAilbert]

Charles Scholz wrote:

Have you a head has to let the plates of egouts jump! Consequently, you are banned (ugly English Words).

Translators can screw up slang like that. The proper phrase was "You have a face that would blow off manhole covers" (This is an insult in France), then "Consequently, you are banned", with banned in English and bolded so you could get the meaning and an insult to the English language as consequence for having to use an English word.

[Charles Scholz]

French is incomprehensable even to the French, thus you are banned.

Edit: Not you Kelsey, as you are a good ninja.

[Herr Rettweiler]

Sie sind ein Dämon. Sie werden verboten.

[Charles Scholz]

Herr Rettweiler wrote:

Sie sind ein Dämon. Sie werden verboten.

Ich bin kein Dämon, bin ich ein Kultanhänger.

Sie sind verboten.

[Le Soldat Fidèle de La Reine]

Vous êtes un Allemand. Par conséquent, vous êtes interdit.

[Gruumash .]

The queen's loyal soldier is banned for their animosty towards germans. Though I am a francophile I still like the germans and really you are a little too queeny for me.

[Charles Scholz]

Je parle j'ai besoin d'être pour avancer mon culte.
Vous êtes interdit pour ne reconnaissant pas ceci.

gruumash . is banned for being a ninja.

[Gruumash .]

Charles is doubly banned for calling me a ninja. I am a pirate and I hate ninja's thy are like you my arch enemy. I am better than any stupid ninja.

[Kelsey MacAilbert]

You are banned because you are banned. Since you are banned, you are of course banned, as being banned is punishable by immediate banning.

[Charles Scholz]

Kelsey is banned for double speak.

Uh, triple speak? Quadruple speak?

Whatever, you are banned.

[TOZ]

Charles Scholz is banned for speaking out.

[Charles Scholz]

TOZ is banned for keeping silent.

[TOZ]

Charles Scholz is banned, for silence is golden.

[Kelsey MacAilbert]

I wish to have some chocolate, but I do not have any. Therefore, you are banned.

[TOZ]

Kelsey is banned for expecting us to foot the bill.

[Kelsey MacAilbert]

TOZ is banned for being cheap.

[TOZ]

Kelsey is banned for not knowing the difference between cheap and priceless.