Tirq is banned for having too much hp. He must be cheating.
Tirq is banned for having a ridiculous armor check penalty.
Tirq and Emile are both banned for escalating this thread into a banwar.
Tirq is banned because he doesn't understand how to properly maintain his arms and armor.
Edit: Ninja'd
Midnight_Angel is banned for hiding my straitjacket.
Emile La Fuente is banned for being so vanilla in choice of restraints.
The vicious Chicken of Bristol is banned for reading the "50 Shades..." series.
GoatToucher is banned on account of his 'animal husbandry'.
Zedda the Crass is banned for being badly portrayed.
Tirq is banned for changing himself back into a turkey.
By the way, your a Tirqey again.
The Duck at the back with the Gaze Attack is banned for turning this into a ballroom blitz.
Gran is banned for not being the man in the corner
Mark is banned for not having eyes like the sun.
Mr Whos is banned for assuming Signore di Fortuna to be the 5114th person to post.
In fact, the number is significantly lower, as several posters have been posting a multitude of time.
The Midnight Angel is banned for its perfunctory remarks.
Gran Rey is banned for stating the obvious. The mighty Quiche Lisp posted only in this thread in this here instance.
Surely.
The BANNED thread and the LAST POST WINS thread present eerie similarities. Such is the nature of the Multiverse !
Banned, you are o you three posts above !
All have been banned. Now, I reign supreme ! HAHAHAHA [evil laugh].
Quiche Lisp is banned for posting without banning.
Tirq is banned for making the centerfold of Playfowl.
Tirq is banned for being unreasonable.
Tirq is banned for running out of creative ways to ban Charles Scholz. There is so much more left to say!
EDIT: The Elusive Trout is banned for being a fishy ninja.
Signore di Fortuna is banned for having the French Disease.
Halflingtime is almost too cute to ban...Almost. *mighty smiting with the ban hammer*
Tirq, you be trippin'. That's why YOU banned.
gran rey de los everything is banned for lacking both an icon and capital letters.
Kavren Stark is banned for not wearing his Mithril Man armor.
Gran is banned because he Los t Everything
El gran rey esta banneado a causa de no tener una puerta alli.
Tambien, es demasiado comico.