
Mairkurion {tm} |

taig wrote:Callous Jack wrote:Hmmm... have they allowed blocking certain posters yet?
;-)Awwwww. :(
Or are you just talking about GISHIONIC?
I was talking about Mairkurion...
;-)
You're just mad because I won't put your brain back in a golem body for less than twice my former fee.

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You would have to ask the Mother of all feathered or Father of all beaked, about Aris-who-guided-the-flocks-through-the-long-winter-when-the-great-rock-fell -to-earth. Most deities of Aviankind are local, worshiped only by a few flocks as ancestors.
But he is a legend that all flocks revere, from the proudest Eagles, to the most humble duckling, even those strange legendary ones whispered about.
You know, the penguins.

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They were an overpowered terrestrial endoskeletal class; for like millions of years, they were the only things the munchkins ever played. Frankly, I'm glad to see they've been nerfed into avians. Mammalia is much more balanced (even if homo looks to be the next powergamer genus).
I don't know, I think Homo is an excuse for a reboot. I mean, they've used comets and vulcanism (over did it with that whole Permian/Triasic thing) already. They're shooting for something new.
But, they're just keeping us guessing with how, I mean global warming, nuclear war, degridation, overpopulation, need I go on. There is no way they can go on. Seriously, they build on flood plains.

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TriOmegaZero wrote:This would only work if you actually saw my face. I'm a very handsome man and it has been proven that my face does not cause cancer.JMD031 wrote:Your FACE causes cancer!seekerofshadowlight wrote:CheetosThey do cause cancer.
Perhaps the sheer jealousy of your rugged manliness causes cancer what from the lamenting not being as handsome as you and some such?

Daniel Moyer |

w0nkothesane wrote:I forget was there a save or SR with clashing rocks?<sarcasm>Eidolons ate them all, because they're so OP</sarcasm>
Studpuffin wrote:Rocks fall everyone dies.Am I the only one who read through the APG, saw the Clashing Rocks spell, and immediately realized that, given enough wizards, I can make rocks fall and everyone die with an appropriate high level encounter?
You have to think like a dinosaur for the correct answer...
"Save vs. Crushing Blow"-----------------------
My answer to the main question...
There simply wasn't enough space in the book to add everything we would've liked to, so unfortunately the dinosaurs died out.

JMD031 |

JMD031 wrote:Perhaps the sheer jealousy of your rugged manliness causes cancer what from the lamenting not being as handsome as you and some such?TriOmegaZero wrote:This would only work if you actually saw my face. I'm a very handsome man and it has been proven that my face does not cause cancer.JMD031 wrote:Your FACE causes cancer!seekerofshadowlight wrote:CheetosThey do cause cancer.
:O I did not think of that. I'm sorry to everyone who laments how handsome I am.

Justin Franklin |

Joshua J. Frost wrote:I miss him. :(Scribbling Rambler wrote:It was lupus.Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only disease you can get yelled at for havin'.
"Dammit, Otto, you're an alcoholic!"
"Dammit, Otto, you have lupus!"
One of those doesn't sound right.
-Mitch Hedberg
Me too. Saw him twice at the Orphieum in downtown Minneapolis. One time co-headlining with Lewis Black and once with Stephen Lynch.

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And don't get me started on the hack writers who thought up the last doomsday scenario.
I mean, what a rip-off!

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I thought everyone knew that dinosaurs ate everything on earth, and then in an ill advised attempt to find more food, began digging holes to see if anything was underground. Alas, dinosaurs couldn't climb back out again, and that's why you find their skeletons underground to this very day.
OK Tommy...you need to go to the Corner and think about what you have done.