Why did the dinosaurs die out, James Jacobs ?


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<Psionically invisible>

BLAST! (psionic)

*STAB*

BLAAST!! (spell)


I thought Gishatonic was the university were Maguses with tentacles or gills went.


Good ol' Goo! That's where I got my triple honors.

BOOM!STAB!!FLASH!!!

Sovereign Court

Hmmm... have they allowed blocking certain posters yet?
;-)

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Callous Jack wrote:

Hmmm... have they allowed blocking certain posters yet?

;-)

Awwwww. :(

Or are you just talking about GISHIONIC?

Sovereign Court

taig wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:

Hmmm... have they allowed blocking certain posters yet?

;-)

Awwwww. :(

Or are you just talking about GISHIONIC?

I was talking about Mairkurion...

;-)

Grand Lodge

It was lupus.

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The Jade: Should we blame the government?
Callous Jack : Or blame society?
Urizen: Or should we blame the images on TV?
Taig: No, blame Cosmo
Everyone: Blame Cosmo


seekerofshadowlight wrote:
Cheetos

They do cause cancer.


Callous Jack wrote:
taig wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:

Hmmm... have they allowed blocking certain posters yet?

;-)

Awwwww. :(

Or are you just talking about GISHIONIC?

I was talking about Mairkurion...

;-)

You're just mad because I won't put your brain back in a golem body for less than twice my former fee.


Dad? Is that you?

Dark Archive

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JMD031 wrote:
seekerofshadowlight wrote:
Cheetos
They do cause cancer.

They're not on The List


Scribbling Rambler wrote:
It was lupus.

Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only disease you can get yelled at for havin'.

"Dammit, Otto, you're an alcoholic!"

"Dammit, Otto, you have lupus!"

One of those doesn't sound right.

-Mitch Hedberg

Liberty's Edge

Joshua J. Frost wrote:
Scribbling Rambler wrote:
It was lupus.

Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only disease you can get yelled at for havin'.

"Dammit, Otto, you're an alcoholic!"

"Dammit, Otto, you have lupus!"

One of those doesn't sound right.

-Mitch Hedberg

I miss him. :(

Grand Lodge

JMD031 wrote:
seekerofshadowlight wrote:
Cheetos
They do cause cancer.

Your FACE causes cancer!

Shadow Lodge

You would have to ask the Mother of all feathered or Father of all beaked, about Aris-who-guided-the-flocks-through-the-long-winter-when-the-great-rock-fell -to-earth. Most deities of Aviankind are local, worshiped only by a few flocks as ancestors.
But he is a legend that all flocks revere, from the proudest Eagles, to the most humble duckling, even those strange legendary ones whispered about.

You know, the penguins.


TriOmegaZero wrote:
JMD031 wrote:
seekerofshadowlight wrote:
Cheetos
They do cause cancer.
Your FACE causes cancer!

This would only work if you actually saw my face. I'm a very handsome man and it has been proven that my face does not cause cancer.


Joshua J. Frost wrote:
Scribbling Rambler wrote:
It was lupus.

Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only disease you can get yelled at for havin'.

"Dammit, Otto, you're an alcoholic!"

"Dammit, Otto, you have lupus!"

One of those doesn't sound right.

-Mitch Hedberg

It's never lupus.

-House

Shadow Lodge

Quote:
They were an overpowered terrestrial endoskeletal class; for like millions of years, they were the only things the munchkins ever played. Frankly, I'm glad to see they've been nerfed into avians. Mammalia is much more balanced (even if homo looks to be the next powergamer genus).

I don't know, I think Homo is an excuse for a reboot. I mean, they've used comets and vulcanism (over did it with that whole Permian/Triasic thing) already. They're shooting for something new.

But, they're just keeping us guessing with how, I mean global warming, nuclear war, degridation, overpopulation, need I go on. There is no way they can go on. Seriously, they build on flood plains.

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JMD031 wrote:
TriOmegaZero wrote:
JMD031 wrote:
seekerofshadowlight wrote:
Cheetos
They do cause cancer.
Your FACE causes cancer!
This would only work if you actually saw my face. I'm a very handsome man and it has been proven that my face does not cause cancer.

Perhaps the sheer jealousy of your rugged manliness causes cancer what from the lamenting not being as handsome as you and some such?


Kolokotroni wrote:
w0nkothesane wrote:

<sarcasm>Eidolons ate them all, because they're so OP</sarcasm>

Studpuffin wrote:
Rocks fall everyone dies.
Am I the only one who read through the APG, saw the Clashing Rocks spell, and immediately realized that, given enough wizards, I can make rocks fall and everyone die with an appropriate high level encounter?
I forget was there a save or SR with clashing rocks?

You have to think like a dinosaur for the correct answer...

"Save vs. Crushing Blow"

-----------------------

My answer to the main question...
There simply wasn't enough space in the book to add everything we would've liked to, so unfortunately the dinosaurs died out.


PirateDevon wrote:
JMD031 wrote:
TriOmegaZero wrote:
JMD031 wrote:
seekerofshadowlight wrote:
Cheetos
They do cause cancer.
Your FACE causes cancer!
This would only work if you actually saw my face. I'm a very handsome man and it has been proven that my face does not cause cancer.
Perhaps the sheer jealousy of your rugged manliness causes cancer what from the lamenting not being as handsome as you and some such?

:O I did not think of that. I'm sorry to everyone who laments how handsome I am.

Liberty's Edge

Pathfinder Adventure, Adventure Path, Lost Omens, Rulebook, Starfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber

Everyone (except Wolfgang and we're not supposed to tell him) that it was

Spoiler:
A Kobold with the No Save Plague
That wiped out the Dinosaurs.

Liberty's Edge

Maybe it was something they ate?


This dino is alive and well. Praise the great JJ!

The Exchange

Justin Franklin wrote:
taig wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
taig wrote:
GISHIONIC
What? No new avatar already made...?
Oh, I thought about it. I'd have to find an appropriate image.
A gith with a sword doing something psionic?

A Vorpal Sword: Because if it isnt Vorpal it isnt dead.


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Studpuffin wrote:
Joshua J. Frost wrote:
Scribbling Rambler wrote:
It was lupus.

Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only disease you can get yelled at for havin'.

"Dammit, Otto, you're an alcoholic!"

"Dammit, Otto, you have lupus!"

One of those doesn't sound right.

-Mitch Hedberg

I miss him. :(

Me too. Saw him twice at the Orphieum in downtown Minneapolis. One time co-headlining with Lewis Black and once with Stephen Lynch.

The Exchange

I found out why the Dinosaurs are extinct.

Chuck Norris got angry with the Dinosaurs...once.


Joshua J. Frost wrote:
Scribbling Rambler wrote:
It was lupus.

Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only disease you can get yelled at for havin'.

"Dammit, Otto, you're an alcoholic!"

"Dammit, Otto, you have lupus!"

One of those doesn't sound right.

-Mitch Hedberg

+1

He was my favorite.

Scarab Sages

I thought everyone knew that dinosaurs ate everything on earth, and then in an ill advised attempt to find more food, began digging holes to see if anything was underground. Alas, dinosaurs couldn't climb back out again, and that's why you find their skeletons underground to this very day.

Liberty's Edge

And don't get me started on the hack writers who thought up the last doomsday scenario.
I mean, what a rip-off!

The Exchange

Bomanz wrote:
I thought everyone knew that dinosaurs ate everything on earth, and then in an ill advised attempt to find more food, began digging holes to see if anything was underground. Alas, dinosaurs couldn't climb back out again, and that's why you find their skeletons underground to this very day.

OK Tommy...you need to go to the Corner and think about what you have done.


Latest BBC article on the extinction of the dinosaurs.

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