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I will stab them all! Like my gishfather did before me. *stabbity*


Kolokotroni wrote:
Owen K. C. Stephens wrote:

Still less than a week in, and the voting hasn't slowed!

Marc radle also got some love with a vote for The Genius Guide to the Vanguard, with the follow-up suggestion that it be combiend with other warrior-wizard classes to create "The Stabracadrabranomicon." I'm pretty sure we'd go with a different name. :)
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Awww, man I like that name. If I wasn't already going with a Roman Theme for the military I am creating with my magus in a kingmaker game I would totally have the elite corps of warrior mages be the Stabracadabra Corps.

I'd buy two print copies of that. For me and my gish father.


Needs more stabby blasty.


Zerth Vader wrote:
The final remnants of the Gish Order have been swept away. Now I am the Magus.

Liar! I will become a Gish. Like my father before me!


PewPew McStabby wrote:
Stabracadabra Alakazam wrote:
Jess Door wrote:
Stabracadabra Alakazam wrote:
Jess Door wrote:

I just accidently swallowed my gum. :(

Edit: Stabracadabra is my favorite, I think. :)

Hey, that's me!

I'm training to be a gish. Like my father.

Do people call you "Luke" for short?
Actually, just 'L'. There's even a photo of how to say my name in sign language.
Stabra...I am your father.

No. That's not true! That's impossible!


Jess Door wrote:
Stabracadabra Alakazam wrote:
Jess Door wrote:

I just accidently swallowed my gum. :(

Edit: Stabracadabra is my favorite, I think. :)

Hey, that's me!

I'm training to be a gish. Like my father.

Do people call you "Luke" for short?

Actually, just 'L'. There's even a photo of how to say my name in sign language.


Jess Door wrote:

I just accidently swallowed my gum. :(

Edit: Stabracadabra is my favorite, I think. :)

Hey, that's me!

I'm training to be a gish. Like my father.


I want to be a gish. Like my father!


I want maneuvers that allow me to sparkle. And stabby blast. And recharge every 7.5 minutes versus 15. I like what you say, pony lawyer man.


He stabs and blasts. Done.


W E Ray wrote:
Fastest advancement to the Stabracadabra Prestige Class.

SQUEEEEEE!


Uh. Blasty stabby stuff. DUH!


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
That's too bad, Owen. For what it's worth, SGG's use of "magus" was a better use. Not that I'm bitter or anything. Nosireebob.

{pokes with enchanted stick}


Perplexing this is.


Aberzombie wrote:
Also, just downloaded and read the Ultimate Magic Magus write-up. Meh. I'm......unimpressed.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!


Dad? Where are you? I want to become just like you.


Patrick Curtin wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Kthulhu wrote:

Classes other than Wizard are utterly useless, and are only included so that the Wizard BBEG can have completely ineffectual cannon fodder to send to be the comic relief / opposition to the PC's all-wizard party.

Using any word other than "gish" to describe a warrior-mage is stupid, because you're just making up words. This is despite the fact that the word "gish" is a made-up word to describe a fairly specific class combination for a specific made up race that Paizo can't use since they don't have the rights to it.

Which just goes to show you, how gishtastic, it all really is!
And how much I still love 'Stabracadabra' ;)

Thanks, man.


Dad? Is that you?


I want to be a gish. Just like my father before me!


Magoo Magish wrote:
Stabracadabra Alakazam wrote:
Don Keebalz wrote:
Have you considered an exciting career in Pest Management Services? You can make money and have fun all while slowly going crazy from the chemicals that seep into your bloodstream over the course of the next few years! And this isn't even mentioning the perks of crawling around on nasty kitchen floors look for roach s%&#! How cool is that? It's so cool it's ICE COLD!

But I want to be a Magish. Just like my father!

EDIT: Dad? Is that you?

I don't know...I seem to have misplaced my magic goggles...

Please tell me that my complexion will not turn out that way once I travel down the path of the dark side? I don't want Charisma as a dump stat.


Don Keebalz wrote:
Have you considered an exciting career in Pest Management Services? You can make money and have fun all while slowly going crazy from the chemicals that seep into your bloodstream over the course of the next few years! And this isn't even mentioning the perks of crawling around on nasty kitchen floors look for roach s%&#! How cool is that? It's so cool it's ICE COLD!

But I want to be a Magish. Just like my father!

EDIT: Dad? Is that you?


I want to become a magish like my father!


Magoo Magish wrote:
Stabracadabra Alakazam wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Stabracadabra Alakazam wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
alicazam!

Grandpa???

EDIT: anyone wants to see my saber?

Only if it's not a euphemism.
euphe what? It's my magish blade.
Are you sure it's not my cane?

I think the Sax Man has it. Mine is a blade. Given to me by my father!


The Sax Man wrote:
Stabracadabra Alakazam wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
alicazam!

Grandpa???

EDIT: anyone wants to see my saber?

Only if it's not a euphemism.

euphe what? It's my magish blade.


Crimson Jester wrote:
alicazam!

Grandpa???

EDIT: anyone wants to see my saber?


Crimson Jester wrote:
AbraKadabra!!!

Dad????


Luke Skywalker wrote:
You just look like a little fey baker. I'm looking for a great MAGISHI KNIGHT!

I want to be a Magishi knight. Like my father!


Joe Wells wrote:

Uncle Erik's Awesome Guide to Magic and Stabbing?

Just make the stuff between the covers good and it won't matter.

I want two copies of this!


en garde!


Stabby McMagic wrote:
Ghosts be stabbed, or blasted... whatever.

Magishs don't die; we multiple. We blastin', blastin', b-b-blastin' & stabbin', stabbin', s-s-stabbin'!


PewPew McStabby wrote:

I like them both, so it is hard to choose. I think I like the blastin' best. I don't stab from behind yet but I am totally taking a level of rogue so I can do it both ways.

After that I am going into the Epic Gisherrific Blasty Stabber prestige class. Talk about a tier 1 class.

My Daddy was a Magish and he was able to do it in a three-way!


PewPew McStabby wrote:
Stabracadabra Alakazam wrote:
taig wrote:
New from Fox: Party of Gish. When their fighter and wizard parents die, 5 young gish must navigate the world alone. Starring Summer Glau, Megan Fox, Dakota Fanning, and some other actors. This Fall.
Ooooh Ooooh Ooooh Ooooh Me Me Me ME!
Me too! Me too! You can't forget me. I'm uber! None of that weaksauce here.

Schweet! What's you're favorite part? The stabbin' or the blastin'? Do you do it from behind or in front?


blasty stabby post


taig wrote:
New from Fox: Party of Gish. When their fighter and wizard parents die, 5 young gish must navigate the world alone. Starring Summer Glau, Megan Fox, Dakota Fanning, and some other actors. This Fall.

Ooooh Ooooh Ooooh Ooooh Me Me Me ME!


taig wrote:
I don't think I'd like playing in a campaign where there's more than one Orcus. Unless I was playing a gish party.

I want to be one, just like my father!


yellowdingo wrote:
Stabracadabra Alakazam wrote:
You want none of this, Jimmy. Ya hear me?

Player: Rolls d20 and gets...12.

DM: yellowdingo skewers Stabracadabra Alakarzam on a 7 foot long spear blade...

Whoops. Sorry. Mirror Image. Bad Doggy. No tinfoil hats & kibble for you.

Now where is that switch on this blasty stabby thing? I know it goes to eleven....


Demon Lord of Tribbles wrote:
Stabracadabra Alakazam wrote:
I just want to stab and blast things.
"The job offer still stands. Just so ya know."

What does it entail again? I'm not in it for the XP or GP, I just want to stab and blast things.


Don Keebalz wrote:
Yknaps the Lesserprechaun wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
YOU said hi to the zombie this morning but not me? Effer!
Kick his ass! KICK HIS ASS!!!
Kick his me, kick his me!!

Hey! Do you have a stabby blasty thingy too?


I just want to stab and blast things.


I want to become a Magish ... just like my Father!


Gorbacz wrote:
Advanced Magic ? Magic Revisited ? Spellmastery Guide ? Guide to Stabracadabring People in the Face ? (OK, maybe not the last one)

I approve of that last one. My daddy wrote the book on it!


I'll strike down the ghosts with my magish powers! *stabs* *blasts*


I want to grow up to be a Magish ... like my father!


You want none of this, Jimmy. Ya hear me?


*sighs*


Always gettin' the short end of the magic stick.


If you accidentally bump me with that stogie, I'll accidentally electrocute you with my stabbity martial weapon.


stabsya and iah blastya


Not impressed post.


Magus? That's all they got? The creative hive mindpower ... and it's just ... Magus?

Tsk. It offends me, sirs. Offends me greatly. Oracle, Part Deux.