CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP Swallow!
About the next poster, "Look...He LIKES IT."
Only for the holidays: BogieSanta
The next poster Still Believes!
That's all good, but where is the lap I sit on to beg for presents?
The next poster knows where DJ-Bogie's lap is.
It's with the rest of the body in...ha ha, I almost gave away evidence.
The next poster knows who did it, where and the weapon used.
Dang right I know, and retribution comes quietly when he least expects it!
The next poster is afraid.
Of how I'm going to pay for my kid's college tuition? Yes. Of knife-wielding floating eyeballs? Not so much.
The next poster has a creative solution for paying for college.
Yeah, I mortgaged my self for the next 30 years. Then again there is always my lottery ticket retirement plan.
The next poster has a better solution.
I do have a better solution: Four parts London dry gin (I prefer Bombay Sapphire), four parts Italian vermouth (I prefer Martini & Rossi), a dash of orange bitters. Stir with ice, pour into a martini glass and garnish with a lemon twist.
The next poster likes that solution.
Yeah, that works but... THIS seems legit! Skip college and just become a couch potato.
The next poster is a retired couch potato.
I do became a couch potato every time I drink five martinis. Or is that a floor potato...?
The next poster doesn't approve of alcohol.
I don't always drink alcohol when I drink, but when I do, I drink dos axes.
The next poster is more interesting.
Why yes, yes I am.
The next poster is even more interesting.
Only if my wife tries to get me drunk so she can have her way with me.
The next poster want to forget I ever said that.
*Sticks fingers in his ears* "BLAH BLAH BLAH I AM NOT LISTENING TO JEFFERY"
The next poster knows what movie this quote is from.
I would have if you would have spelled Jeffrey right, google doesn't like Jeffery.
The next poster can type and spell.
Huh? What? Oh look a Chicken!
The next poster likes shiny things.
I watched the video, but I am not sure it will make my playlist.
The next poster likes something better than bling.
Chocolate. Beats bacon every time.
The next poster agrees.
Who says you can't have both at once?
The next poster is on a diet and can't have either bacon or chocolate.
That was for five minutes. I'm off now.
The next poster has an entertaining story for us all.
I have to watch my figure. I can only eat vegan hippies.
The next poster once lived in a commune.
You can't see me....you can't see me...ATTACK, trip bumble fall. Dragons don't make good ninjas.
The next poster can tell you why.
lousy colossal size giving a huge penalty to stealth... Also, I wonder if dragons smell. I can't tell if I do.
The next poster read this wrong.
Get your snout out of my....WHOA there, that is TO CLOSE friend. I know it's colossal sized but I think you should at least buy me a drink first.
The Next Poster has a good reason to buy a round of drinks.
I owe a lot of back taxes, I might as well spend what I have on you guys as give it to them.
The next poster will bail me out of jail.
I would, but since we are handcuffed together with no memory of what happened, and covered in rainbow sprinkles I doubt they find me responsible enough to release you to.
The next poster can explain the rainbow sprinkles.
I could, but I don't want to!! MUAHAHAHAHAAA!!
The next poster will find out who was behind it all.
We were framed by Gruumash.
The next poster knows who put him up to it.
I am pretty sure it was Mr. Bimble, he is notorious for doing stuff like THIS!
The next poster knows why.
|
"Because he's trapped in the bear's finger, obviously! Do you have any idea where that thing's been???"
"Somewhere better than here, maybe?"
"Don't count on it. I actually think he was next to us when we saw Conan: The Musical!"
"D'OH-HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOO!!!"
"Anyways...""The next poster is a sarcastic gourmand who has a fitting barbed quip prepared for most any cuisine."
The Backstroke!
The next poster ate the fly once.
And I liked it, because in my day we ate are soup could and in the snow, up hills both ways!
The next poster cares to much about the fly.
And I liked it, because in my day we ate our soup cold and in the snow, up hills both ways!
The next poster cares to much about the fly.
They cancelled Night Stalker with Stuart Townsend, but Honey Boo Boo has a show?! Anarchy, anarchy!!
The next poster listens to "Anarchy in the U.K." while eating breakfast.
I don't eat breakfast, and stop spying on my Playlist or I will eat you while listening to Johnny Rotten!
The next poster fancies themselves the next British Pop sensation.
It's true.
The next poster would rather show off on America's got talent.
Check me and my Dragon Dance Crew out.
The next poster won DS9's Got Talent
You bet I did: Dancing Alien
The next poster never saw this movie.
It is, now let's see if you know how to handle it.
The next poster lost their Swartz.