You know strength is your dump stat when the halfling crossbow archer cleric needs to force open doors for you.
(True story, too: There's this party full of strapping, big guys, with medium size and actual bonuses to their strength score. Still, me, playing a halfling cleric of Abadar with a strength penalty was the one who got that door open. They haven't lived it down yet :D)
You know Con is your dump stat when you become a lich just to gain some HP.
You know CHA is your dump stat when you have to wear a rancid pork chop around your neck to get an Otyugh to play with you.
You know Dex is your dump stat when you trip over your own feet making a five foot step.
You know that INT is your dump stat when the Intellect Devourers head toward you, get close, and then turn and leave.
You know INT is your dump stat when you try and hide in shadows....from a Shadow.
You know CON is your dump stat when you catch filth fever from a virgin milk maid.
You know CHA is your dump stat when you have to let Sandra Bernhard be the party diplomat.
You know Int is your dump stat when a starving intellect devourer rushes past you to get to Philip J. Fry.
You know that WIS is your dump stat when...well, really, you never know when WIS is your dump stat.
You know CHA is your dump stat whenever you play D&D. Bards and Sorcerers are for chumps.
You know CON is your dump stat when you don't have the stamina to finish writing a messageb
You know Int is your dump stat when you think a gazebo is a monster.
EEN Sovit Rasha, STAT dump YOU!!!
You know charisma is your dump stat when you become an evil mage just to be able to conjure and control succubus, you get it wrong and bring forth an incubus but your so desperate you don't care.
You know charisma is your dump stat when you become an evil mage just to be able to conjure and control succubus, you get it wrong and bring forth an incubus but your so desperate you don't care.
See the heterosexuality inherent in the system! :p
You know charisma is your dump stat when you become an evil mage just to be able to conjure and control succubus, you get it wrong and bring forth an incubus but your so desperate you don't care.See the heterosexuality inherent in the system! :p
well ya kindda have to appeal to the mass market. The only time I have ever heard of a prince being rescuded by a brave knight was in the polotically correct version of fairy tales(they made my head hurt)
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You know ALE is your dump stat when you fail to notice you're not playing Cortex System.
You know STR is your dump stat when the Core Rulebook brings you to maximum encumbrance.
Off-topic: The Core Rulebook is so solid, that when I set it on the passenger seat of my car, the car thinks there's a person there and turns on the "fasten seatbelt" light. :D
Off-topic: The Core Rulebook is so solid, that when I set it on the passenger seat of my car, the car thinks there's a person there and turns on the "fasten seatbelt" light. :DLol!
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Off-topic: The Core Rulebook is so solid, that when I set it on the passenger seat of my car, the car thinks there's a person there and turns on the "fasten seatbelt" light. :D
Yes, but is it bullet proof?
I forget: what's a dump stat again?
I forget: what's a dump stat again?
That's INT dump stat for you :D
You know you don't have a Dump Stat when you are a poodle!
