Tell me it doesn't look like his arm.
I think CJ was the underwater robot with diamond bladed saws for arms that knocked the top hat off. He's screwing the whole world up now.Tell me it doesn't look like his arm.
I think you're right. Excellent. Now we can stop blaming BP and Obama and put the blame where it belongs.
Quick! Burn down the Jack's Clubhouse!
Quick! Burn down the Jack's Clubhouse!
Be careful, there is a huge methane reservoir there. You don't wanna know how they made the methane either.
Quick! Burn down the Jack's Clubhouse!Be careful, there is a huge methane reservoir there. You don't wanna know how they made the methane either.
Hmm...would the results of setting the place ablaze be worse than trying to deal with the spill by setting it ablaze?
Wait, I have to choose between our clubhouse and FIRE!? Awww man, that's just not fair!
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I think CJ was the underwater robot with diamond bladed saws for arms that knocked the top hat off. He's screwing the whole world up now.Tell me it doesn't look like his arm.
I think you're right. Excellent. Now we can stop blaming BP and Obama and put the blame where it belongs.
Quick! Burn down the Jack's Clubhouse!
Could we at least lure the zombies into the clubhouse before we ignite it? You know kill 20 zombies with one torch?
Could we at least lure the zombies into the clubhouse before we ignite it? You know kill 20 zombies with one torch?I think CJ was the underwater robot with diamond bladed saws for arms that knocked the top hat off. He's screwing the whole world up now.Tell me it doesn't look like his arm.
I think you're right. Excellent. Now we can stop blaming BP and Obama and put the blame where it belongs.
Quick! Burn down the Jack's Clubhouse!
Sounds like a good idea. We should get that skeleton in there, too...what's his name again? Uberghoul?
Could we at least lure the zombies into the clubhouse before we ignite it? You know kill 20 zombies with one torch?I think CJ was the underwater robot with diamond bladed saws for arms that knocked the top hat off. He's screwing the whole world up now.Tell me it doesn't look like his arm.
I think you're right. Excellent. Now we can stop blaming BP and Obama and put the blame where it belongs.
Quick! Burn down the Jack's Clubhouse!
Mmmmm, sirloin... {drools}
Sounds like a good idea. We should get that skeleton in there, too...what's his name again? Uberghoul?Could we at least lure the zombies into the clubhouse before we ignite it? You know kill 20 zombies with one torch?I think CJ was the underwater robot with diamond bladed saws for arms that knocked the top hat off. He's screwing the whole world up now.Tell me it doesn't look like his arm.
I think you're right. Excellent. Now we can stop blaming BP and Obama and put the blame where it belongs.
Quick! Burn down the Jack's Clubhouse!
{glomps on in enormous hug}
Brain in a jar? So all I have to do is break the jar? So, where is this clubhouse?
Your water is murky again.
Hmm...would the results of setting the place ablaze be worse than trying to deal with the spill by setting it ablaze?Quick! Burn down the Jack's Clubhouse!Be careful, there is a huge methane reservoir there. You don't wanna know how they made the methane either.
Either solution is acceptable.
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You meatbags can just shut yer yaps right now otherwise I'll start clubbing baby seals!
By the way, I cannpt make out that picture at all...
Braaaaaiiiiinnnnn..... in a jar.
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Either solution is acceptable.Hmm...would the results of setting the place ablaze be worse than trying to deal with the spill by setting it ablaze?Quick! Burn down the Jack's Clubhouse!Be careful, there is a huge methane reservoir there. You don't wanna know how they made the methane either.
Someone clubbed the baby seals before I could? Dammit!
*Attempts to break open jar and eat Callous Jack's brain*
*Attempts to break open jar and eat Callous Jack's brain*
*jumps on ZK's shoulders and begins beating his skull in with her tazer* Lay off the boss!!
Hey! No one told me there was a hump train in here.
*Attempts to break open jar and eat Callous Jack's brain**jumps on ZK's shoulders and begins beating his skull in with her tazer* Lay off the boss!!
You do realize I'm wearing a helmet, right? Which is, you know, made to defend against just such an attack?
You do realize I'm wearing a helmet, right? Which is, you know, made to defend against just such an attack?*Attempts to break open jar and eat Callous Jack's brain**jumps on ZK's shoulders and begins beating his skull in with her tazer* Lay off the boss!!
*Takes helmet and gives it to a superior wight*
You're like two feet tall, how are you going to reach it? Also I have a sword.
*Fends off kobold with sword*
You're like two feet tall, how are you going to reach it? Also I have a sword.
*Fends off kobold with sword*
It's called a stepladder. By the way, maybe your skull isn't being caved in, but that is a taser...
Which she's not using properly Also I'm undead, so I'm pretty sure it wouldn't effect me anyway.
Which she's not using properly Also I'm undead, so I'm pretty sure it wouldn't effect me anyway.
• Immunity to bleed, death effects, disease, paralysis, poison, sleep effects, and stunning.
Nope. No 'immunity to electricity' on there, sorry.
I think immunity to paralysis would cover it.
Hey! No one told me there was a hump train in here.
I been violated!!! *tazers the damned dog!*
*takes the unconscious poodle and beats ZK around the head with it after removing his helm*
I suppose I should also mention I have DR 5/slashing.
I been violated!!!
Don't be too hard on yourself. You aren't the first one of your family.
I been violated!!!Don't be too hard on yourself. You aren't the first one of your family.
Yeah, I'll never forget the time I passed out drunk at the poodle clubhouse. *shudder*
Yeah, I'll never forget the time I passed out drunk at the poodle clubhouse. *shudder*
You should stop back by sometime. The camera is fully charged.
*psionic punt**Attempts to break open jar and eat Callous Jack's brain*You might as well give it up. I'm pretty sure there are no brains here - the Jacks are constructs, and the lizard, well, need I say more....
What you see in the jar might be some kind of fungal growth.
Pickled mushrooms? How smurfy!
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*psionic punt**Attempts to break open jar and eat Callous Jack's brain*You might as well give it up. I'm pretty sure there are no brains here - the Jacks are constructs, and the lizard, well, need I say more....
What you see in the jar might be some kind of fungal growth.
Nice try Mr. Fungal Growth in a Jar, but your psi-fu is weak. Maybe if your minions would give you some fresh fluid to float in....
I hear Mr. Fishy keeps a decent tank. Oh wait. Nevermind. The Jacks peed in there too.
I hear Mr. Fishy keeps a decent tank. Oh wait. Nevermind. The Jacks peed in there too.
Dammit! Now I need to find a new fishing hole.
*jumps through the roof and up and away*
I hear Mr. Fishy keeps a decent tank. Oh wait. Nevermind. The Jacks peed in there too.
All the beer I drank had to go somewhere.
All the beer I drank had to go somewhere.
Hey, poodles can empathize. I was not judging, just pointing out.
Quick! Burn down the Jack's Clubhouse!Be careful, there is a huge methane reservoir there. You don't wanna know how they made the methane either.
Igniting the atmosphere in the clubhouse is likely to trigger a chain reaction and ignite the atmosphere of the entire planet. We call it our scorched earth policy.
*lights cigar*
All the beer I drank had to go somewhere.Hey, poodles can empathize. I was not judging, just pointing out.
Poodles have weak bladders.
As Callous Jack so orders, I shall eat anyone who molests the Brain-in-the -Jar.
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Hhmmmmm, I haven't had brain lately.
Don't forget the bad Mexican food too.I hear Mr. Fishy keeps a decent tank. Oh wait. Nevermind. The Jacks peed in there too.All the beer I drank had to go somewhere.
I didn't want to bring that up but the EPA might have to shut down that tank. Man, those burritos were good!
I didn't want to bring that up but the EPA might have to shut down that tank. Man, those burritos were good!Don't forget the bad Mexican food too.I hear Mr. Fishy keeps a decent tank. Oh wait. Nevermind. The Jacks peed in there too.All the beer I drank had to go somewhere.
I had twelve!
:::Exhales all over the thread:::
Nothing beats waking a thread with spicy red peppers and bean gas in the morning. I need twelve pack of beer.