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I suppose I should also mention I have DR 5/slashing.

I think immunity to paralysis would cover it.

Which she's not using properly Also I'm undead, so I'm pretty sure it wouldn't effect me anyway.

You're like two feet tall, how are you going to reach it? Also I have a sword.

*Fends off kobold with sword*

Aww... but I wanted to break it with my sword!

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*Attempts to break open jar and eat Callous Jack's brain*

*jumps on ZK's shoulders and begins beating his skull in with her tazer* Lay off the boss!!

You do realize I'm wearing a helmet, right? Which is, you know, made to defend against just such an attack?

I could trying hitting it with my sword.

*Attempts to break open jar and eat Callous Jack's brain*

[Somehow I missed this post.]

You meatbags can just shut yer yaps right now otherwise I'll start clubbing baby seals!

By the way, I cannpt make out that picture at all...

Braaaaaiiiiinnnnn..... in a jar.

Brain in a jar? So all I have to do is break the jar? So, where is this clubhouse?

Well that clears that up. Now to get some braaaaaaiiinnssss.

Walks up to a hapless bystander and swings his sword decapitating him. Then eats brains.

Why exactly are we associating with a Grue? They're not undead are they?

You know for some reason I've been feeling an urge for brainnnnnsssss recently... I wonder why that is?