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taig wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
taig wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
awesome.............. I come here and I am all smiles. It is because of this I keep coming back.
See with me, it's more like I'm all similes.
They have a cream for that.
I don't want any metaphormaceuticals.

No bones about it. That's humerus.


Celestial Healer wrote:
lynora wrote:
swedish fish are delicious

They probably wouldn't go with this chocolate cake I'm eating.

Edit: Naked and covered in chocolate cake.

kinky :)

And you know, I think you're right. Swedish fish would not go well with chocolate.

Liberty's Edge

lynora wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
lynora wrote:
swedish fish are delicious

They probably wouldn't go with this chocolate cake I'm eating.

Edit: Naked and covered in chocolate cake.

kinky :)

And you know, I think you're right. Swedish fish would not go well with chocolate.

Trust me, they don't. Halloween makes for some strange sugary combos, and that one was just off-putting. >_<


lynora wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
lynora wrote:
swedish fish are delicious

They probably wouldn't go with this chocolate cake I'm eating.

Edit: Naked and covered in chocolate cake.

kinky :)

And you know, I think you're right. Swedish fish would not go well with chocolate.

Darn Post Monster.

I wonder if the pope likes swedish fish, or chocolate? Maybe we should start a thread and ponder this as a group?

I think there should be a subset of OTD called the Soapbox. It would make it easier to ignore the political/religious/troll types. The could stand on the virtual corner of the boards all day holding discussions with themselves.

RPG Superstar 2012

Emperor7 wrote:
taig wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
taig wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
awesome.............. I come here and I am all smiles. It is because of this I keep coming back.
See with me, it's more like I'm all similes.
They have a cream for that.
I don't want any metaphormaceuticals.
No bones about it. That's humerus.

I'd be jellous of someone with no bones.


Studpuffin wrote:
lynora wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
lynora wrote:
swedish fish are delicious

They probably wouldn't go with this chocolate cake I'm eating.

Edit: Naked and covered in chocolate cake.

kinky :)

And you know, I think you're right. Swedish fish would not go well with chocolate.

Trust me, they don't. Halloween makes for some strange sugary combos, and that one was just off-putting. >_<

I knew I could count on you to test this hypothesis. :)


Emperor7 wrote:
lynora wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
lynora wrote:
swedish fish are delicious

They probably wouldn't go with this chocolate cake I'm eating.

Edit: Naked and covered in chocolate cake.

kinky :)

And you know, I think you're right. Swedish fish would not go well with chocolate.

Darn Post Monster.

I wonder if the pope likes swedish fish, or chocolate? Maybe we should start a thread and ponder this as a group?

I think there should be a subset of OTD called the Soapbox. It would make it easier to ignore the political/religious/troll types. The could stand on the virtual corner of the boards all day holding discussions with themselves.

This sounds like a lovely idea. Too bad it will never be realized. :/

But maybe we should call it I'm crazy, you're okay? ;P


taig wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
taig wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
taig wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
awesome.............. I come here and I am all smiles. It is because of this I keep coming back.
See with me, it's more like I'm all similes.
They have a cream for that.
I don't want any metaphormaceuticals.
No bones about it. That's humerus.
I'd be jellous of someone with no bones.

*groans*

Although that was a good one. As puns go. ;)

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

lynora wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
lynora wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
lynora wrote:
swedish fish are delicious

They probably wouldn't go with this chocolate cake I'm eating.

Edit: Naked and covered in chocolate cake.

kinky :)

And you know, I think you're right. Swedish fish would not go well with chocolate.

Trust me, they don't. Halloween makes for some strange sugary combos, and that one was just off-putting. >_<
I knew I could count on you to test this hypothesis. :)

He's a kipper!


taig wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
taig wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
taig wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
awesome.............. I come here and I am all smiles. It is because of this I keep coming back.
See with me, it's more like I'm all similes.
They have a cream for that.
I don't want any metaphormaceuticals.
No bones about it. That's humerus.
I'd be jellous of someone with no bones.

Oozing with jellousy?


Don't you have tranquilizer darts around here?


The next two puns however....not so much. ;)


Wet Blanket wrote:
Don't you have tranquilizer darts around here?

Er, those tend to go pretty fast. Why?

RPG Superstar 2012

lynora wrote:
Wet Blanket wrote:
Don't you have tranquilizer darts around here?
Er, those tend to go pretty fast. Why?

If I had to guess, it's because I'm barking up the wrong tree.

RPG Superstar 2012

OK, I'm going to get back to work, before I hurt myself.


taig wrote:
OK, I'm going to get back to work, before I wet myself.

Fixed it for ya! ;P

Liberty's Edge

taig wrote:
lynora wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
lynora wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
lynora wrote:
swedish fish are delicious

They probably wouldn't go with this chocolate cake I'm eating.

Edit: Naked and covered in chocolate cake.

kinky :)

And you know, I think you're right. Swedish fish would not go well with chocolate.

Trust me, they don't. Halloween makes for some strange sugary combos, and that one was just off-putting. >_<
I knew I could count on you to test this hypothesis. :)
He's a kipper!

When it comes to eating Swedish Fish, I actually look like a Puffin.


Emperor7 wrote:
lynora wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
lynora wrote:
swedish fish are delicious

They probably wouldn't go with this chocolate cake I'm eating.

Edit: Naked and covered in chocolate cake.

kinky :)

And you know, I think you're right. Swedish fish would not go well with chocolate.

Darn Post Monster.

I wonder if the pope likes swedish fish, or chocolate? Maybe we should start a thread and ponder this as a group?

I think there should be a subset of OTD called the Soapbox. It would make it easier to ignore the political/religious/troll types. The could stand on the virtual corner of the boards all day holding discussions with themselves.

+awesome

Silver Crusade

Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
lynora wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
lynora wrote:
swedish fish are delicious

They probably wouldn't go with this chocolate cake I'm eating.

Edit: Naked and covered in chocolate cake.

kinky :)

And you know, I think you're right. Swedish fish would not go well with chocolate.

Darn Post Monster.

I wonder if the pope likes swedish fish, or chocolate? Maybe we should start a thread and ponder this as a group?

I think there should be a subset of OTD called the Soapbox. It would make it easier to ignore the political/religious/troll types. The could stand on the virtual corner of the boards all day holding discussions with themselves.

+awesome

Agreed, although I could recommend some more colorful names for that section.

Liberty's Edge

Crimson Jester wrote:
Of course I can't stand Avatar either.

Meh, I give it some props. The acting and plot sucked, but the concept design was done by Wayne Barlowe. That has to count for something.


Studpuffin wrote:
taig wrote:
lynora wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
lynora wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
lynora wrote:
swedish fish are delicious

They probably wouldn't go with this chocolate cake I'm eating.

Edit: Naked and covered in chocolate cake.

kinky :)

And you know, I think you're right. Swedish fish would not go well with chocolate.

Trust me, they don't. Halloween makes for some strange sugary combos, and that one was just off-putting. >_<
I knew I could count on you to test this hypothesis. :)
He's a kipper!
When it comes to eating Swedish Fish, I actually look like a Puffin.

Awwwww, that is so adorable. And understandable. Dang things are addictive.


The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Of course I can't stand Avatar either.
Meh, I give it some props. The acting and plot sucked, but the concept design was done by Wayne Barlowe. That has to count for [i]something/i].

Exactly. The scenery by itself was worth the price of admission.....there was a plot? I must have missed it....;)

Liberty's Edge

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Treppa wrote:
... Did you go for baroque? ...I'm bizet right now.
AUGH, the puns! They burns usssssss!

I was out of Monet to get Degas to make the Van Gogh.


The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Of course I can't stand Avatar either.
Meh, I give it some props. The acting and plot sucked, but the concept design was done by Wayne Barlowe. That has to count for [i]something/i].

Hey at least it looked awesome in 3D right guys?........*cries for wasting her money*

Liberty's Edge

taig wrote:
Something tells me that someone isn't going to get married in the <near|far|hypothetical> future...

Eh?

Liberty's Edge

Jyu1ch1 wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Of course I can't stand Avatar either.
Meh, I give it some props. The acting and plot sucked, but the concept design was done by Wayne Barlowe. That has to count for [i]something/i].
Hey at least it looked awesome in 3D right guys?........*cries for wasting her money*

Never saw it in 3D. 3D movies make my eyes hurt and give me vertigo.

My friend Mick went to see Avatar in IMAX 3D while on acid, and he said it was pretty good.


Emperor7 wrote:
taig wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
taig wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
taig wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
awesome.............. I come here and I am all smiles. It is because of this I keep coming back.
See with me, it's more like I'm all similes.
They have a cream for that.
I don't want any metaphormaceuticals.
No bones about it. That's humerus.
I'd be jellous of someone with no bones.
Oozing with jellousy?

GROAN

These are awful..just awful! Bad tree-man! Go stand in the corner!

Scarab Sages

Pork rinds.


The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Treppa wrote:
... Did you go for baroque? ...I'm bizet right now.
AUGH, the puns! They burns usssssss!
I was out of Monet to get Degas to make the Van Gogh.

The Renaissance of Modernism? I'm so confused. Didn't one of them chop one Era off? That was my Impressionist. :P

Liberty's Edge

Paris Crenshaw wrote:
taig wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
** spoiler omitted **
** spoiler omitted **
** spoiler omitted **

This quote is troublesome to me:

** spoiler omitted **

Well, now we know where all those kids came from.


The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Of course I can't stand Avatar either.
Meh, I give it some props. The acting and plot sucked, but the concept design was done by Wayne Barlowe. That has to count for [i]something/i].
Hey at least it looked awesome in 3D right guys?........*cries for wasting her money*

Never saw it in 3D. 3D movies make my eyes hurt and give me vertigo.

My friend Mick went to see Avatar in IMAX 3D while on acid, and he said it was pretty good.

I didn't have high hopes for it so I honestly said hey even if the story is crap at least the fight scenes would be cool to watch in 3D. What a waste of 3D.


Chicken Fryer wrote:
Paris Crenshaw wrote:
Oh. I hope so. I mean, I don't mind offending people...but I prefer to do it on purpose...and only when they deserve it. ;)
frankly this thread offends me and my sensibilities. But thankfully for you I only come out once in a great while. my host keeps me repressed or is that oppressed?

Hey, I'm the one being oppressed, here!

Liberty's Edge

Jyu1ch1 wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Of course I can't stand Avatar either.
Meh, I give it some props. The acting and plot sucked, but the concept design was done by Wayne Barlowe. That has to count for [i]something/i].
Hey at least it looked awesome in 3D right guys?........*cries for wasting her money*

Never saw it in 3D. 3D movies make my eyes hurt and give me vertigo.

My friend Mick went to see Avatar in IMAX 3D while on acid, and he said it was pretty good.

I didn't have high hopes for it so I honestly said hey even if the story is crap at least the fight scenes would be cool to watch in 3D. What a waste of 3D.

Yeah. Mick also said that the dancing leprechauns in his popcorn were distracting.

Dark Archive

Gah this Monkey won't shoot right


The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Of course I can't stand Avatar either.
Meh, I give it some props. The acting and plot sucked, but the concept design was done by Wayne Barlowe. That has to count for [i]something/i].
Hey at least it looked awesome in 3D right guys?........*cries for wasting her money*

Never saw it in 3D. 3D movies make my eyes hurt and give me vertigo.

My friend Mick went to see Avatar in IMAX 3D while on acid, and he said it was pretty good.

I didn't have high hopes for it so I honestly said hey even if the story is crap at least the fight scenes would be cool to watch in 3D. What a waste of 3D.
Yeah. Mick also said that the dancing leprechauns in his popcorn were distracting.

That would have been a bonus to the movie


Jyu1ch1 wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Of course I can't stand Avatar either.
Meh, I give it some props. The acting and plot sucked, but the concept design was done by Wayne Barlowe. That has to count for [i]something/i].
Hey at least it looked awesome in 3D right guys?........*cries for wasting her money*

Never saw it in 3D. 3D movies make my eyes hurt and give me vertigo.

My friend Mick went to see Avatar in IMAX 3D while on acid, and he said it was pretty good.

I didn't have high hopes for it so I honestly said hey even if the story is crap at least the fight scenes would be cool to watch in 3D. What a waste of 3D.

I'm sorry you didn't care for it. I found the movie a bit long and a little cheesy, but the action made up for it. I really don't see where all the Avatar hate I've been encountering lately is coming from.

The Exchange

Celestial Healer wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
lynora wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
lynora wrote:
swedish fish are delicious

They probably wouldn't go with this chocolate cake I'm eating.

Edit: Naked and covered in chocolate cake.

kinky :)

And you know, I think you're right. Swedish fish would not go well with chocolate.

Darn Post Monster.

I wonder if the pope likes swedish fish, or chocolate? Maybe we should start a thread and ponder this as a group?

I think there should be a subset of OTD called the Soapbox. It would make it easier to ignore the political/religious/troll types. The could stand on the virtual corner of the boards all day holding discussions with themselves.

+awesome
Agreed, although I could recommend some more colorful names for that section.

Yes and instead of debating we could all just go to that forum and laugh at the people otherwise posting?? Hope


That time again. Time to go fetch the kidlet. *crosses fingers* I hope he had a good day. I spent my morning napping, trying to get over this stupid virus, so I still have a abunch to do and I would love to let him plop down in front of his video game after we get back from the playground.


Emperor7 wrote:

A joke for our Aussie FAWTLies -

Bruce, an Australian who was working on contract for 3 months in Dublin was drinking in Donoghueâ pub in Merrion Row when he gets a call on his mobile phone. He hangs up grinning from ear to ear, orders a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, because, he announces his wife back home has just produced a typical baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any baby can weigh in at 25 pounds but Bruce just shrugs, "That's about average in Oz. Like I said my boy is a typical Australian baby boy."

Congratulations showered him from all around and many exclamations were heard. One woman even fainted due to sympathy pains.

Two weeks later Bruce returns to the bar.

Greg, the bartender says "You're the father of that typical Australian baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth. Everybody's been having bets about how big he'd be in 2 weeks, we were going to call you. So how much does he weigh now?

The proud father answers '17 pounds"

Greg is puzzled and concerned. "What happened? He weighed 25 pounds the day he was born.

Bruce takes a long s-l-o-w swig from his Fourex, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans onto the bar and proudly says ............. "Had him circumcised, mate"

Funny :-)


Freehold DM wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Of course I can't stand Avatar either.
Meh, I give it some props. The acting and plot sucked, but the concept design was done by Wayne Barlowe. That has to count for [i]something/i].
Hey at least it looked awesome in 3D right guys?........*cries for wasting her money*

Never saw it in 3D. 3D movies make my eyes hurt and give me vertigo.

My friend Mick went to see Avatar in IMAX 3D while on acid, and he said it was pretty good.

I didn't have high hopes for it so I honestly said hey even if the story is crap at least the fight scenes would be cool to watch in 3D. What a waste of 3D.
I'm sorry you didn't care for it. I found the movie a bit long and a little cheesy, but the action made up for it. I really don't see where all the Avatar hate I've been encountering lately is coming from.

I love love the cartoons-I own all the seasons. My bf saw the movie and liked it without seeing the show. Idk, I'm just a purest when it comes to Avatar.


Freehold DM wrote:
I'm sorry you didn't care for it. I found the movie a bit long and a little cheesy, but the action made up for it. I really don't see where all the Avatar hate I've been encountering lately is coming from.

It's the result of a smear campaign started by Josh Whedon.


Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Of course I can't stand Avatar either.
Meh, I give it some props. The acting and plot sucked, but the concept design was done by Wayne Barlowe. That has to count for [i]something/i].
Hey at least it looked awesome in 3D right guys?........*cries for wasting her money*

Never saw it in 3D. 3D movies make my eyes hurt and give me vertigo.

My friend Mick went to see Avatar in IMAX 3D while on acid, and he said it was pretty good.

I didn't have high hopes for it so I honestly said hey even if the story is crap at least the fight scenes would be cool to watch in 3D. What a waste of 3D.
I'm sorry you didn't care for it. I found the movie a bit long and a little cheesy, but the action made up for it. I really don't see where all the Avatar hate I've been encountering lately is coming from.
I love love the cartoons-I own all the seasons. My bf saw the movie and liked it without seeing the show. Idk, I'm just a purest when it comes to Avatar.

OOPS!

I thought you meant the blue people avatar, not the last airbender movie.

Oh no, I'm an overweening purist on that angle.

Animation forever, live action never.

Silver Crusade

Crimson Jester wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
lynora wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
lynora wrote:
swedish fish are delicious

They probably wouldn't go with this chocolate cake I'm eating.

Edit: Naked and covered in chocolate cake.

kinky :)

And you know, I think you're right. Swedish fish would not go well with chocolate.

Darn Post Monster.

I wonder if the pope likes swedish fish, or chocolate? Maybe we should start a thread and ponder this as a group?

I think there should be a subset of OTD called the Soapbox. It would make it easier to ignore the political/religious/troll types. The could stand on the virtual corner of the boards all day holding discussions with themselves.

+awesome
Agreed, although I could recommend some more colorful names for that section.
Yes and instead of debating we could all just go to that forum and laugh at the people otherwise posting?? Hope

I do that anyway.

The Exchange

Freehold DM wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Of course I can't stand Avatar either.
Meh, I give it some props. The acting and plot sucked, but the concept design was done by Wayne Barlowe. That has to count for [i]something/i].
Hey at least it looked awesome in 3D right guys?........*cries for wasting her money*

Never saw it in 3D. 3D movies make my eyes hurt and give me vertigo.

My friend Mick went to see Avatar in IMAX 3D while on acid, and he said it was pretty good.

I didn't have high hopes for it so I honestly said hey even if the story is crap at least the fight scenes would be cool to watch in 3D. What a waste of 3D.
I'm sorry you didn't care for it. I found the movie a bit long and a little cheesy, but the action made up for it. I really don't see where all the Avatar hate I've been encountering lately is coming from.
I love love the cartoons-I own all the seasons. My bf saw the movie and liked it without seeing the show. Idk, I'm just a purest when it comes to Avatar.

I thought you meant the blue people avatar, not the last airbender movie.

Oh no, I'm an overweening purist on that angle.

Animation forever, live action never.

If even once a live action movie could be made that even remotely came close to the level of quality that some of the animated, sometimes even poorly animated, fair does in terms of plot and characterization; I could then embrace the live action show. Sad to say these days when the animated Star Wars is better then the so called Live action movies that are mainly animated anyway.

Wow I am having a soap box day...... I need to stop!
OOPS!


Treppa wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
I'm sorry you didn't care for it. I found the movie a bit long and a little cheesy, but the action made up for it. I really don't see where all the Avatar hate I've been encountering lately is coming from.
It's the result of a smear campaign started by Josh Whedon.

Yet another reason I must defeat him in the coming Ragnarok.


Well, Vitriol 2 has jumped the shark.


Too much chipper Christmas music and too much fake cheer make Treppa something something.


Emperor7 wrote:
Well, Vitriol 2 has jumped the shark.

Flags are so pretty, all flapping in the breeze.

EDIT: Nekkid flapping in the breeze for ToTP? :-/

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