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Liberty's Edge

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
So any of you guys want to move to Glasgow with me. I'll let you play D&D on my 3d terrain, use my minis, and my dwarvenforge stuff.

But then I'd have to move my gaming stuff.

You should go to Hadrian's Wall and find me a Roman helmet. I hear those things litter the ground in Scotland, and it's only a slight crime to ship them internationally without proper archaeological documentation...

Oh that reminds me SP this is a T-shirt design from a local company

I'm also on boxers!

Shadow Lodge

Pathfinder Rulebook Subscriber

Enough prepping, time for me to head off to bed. It'll be a late night with Runelords game tomorrow.


Solnes wrote:
See, us women will wait for a stall well away from one that has someone in it.

As it should be. A public bathroom doesn't need a buddy system.


alleynbard wrote:
The Jade wrote:


Yep. That one always strikes me as bizarre. Maybe they're suffering from some throwback primal pack instinct, looking for strength in numbers at the watering hole or some such. One never knows when the smilodons that hide behind stall doors will strike!
Nope. They are just trying to "cruise" you. :)

If you marry someone you met in a public restroom, and the caterer asks what flavor wedding cake you'd like, do you answer... urinal?

Dark Archive

The Jade wrote:
Solnes wrote:
See, us women will wait for a stall well away from one that has someone in it.
As it should be. A public bathroom doesn't need a buddy system.

Then how come you always see women go to the bathroom in at least 2's or 3's. It confuses me.


Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Solnes wrote:
See, us women will wait for a stall well away from one that has someone in it.
As it should be. A public bathroom doesn't need a buddy system.
Then how come you always see women go to the bathroom in at least 2's or 3's. It confuses me.

In some cases it's to prevent a potential bathroom assault, but usually they just like to sing duets in resonantly tiled rooms while wearing makeshift mitres sloppily origamied from wadded TP. Though underwraps, it's been a global fad for half a century now. And yes, that's my final answer.


The Jade wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Solnes wrote:
See, us women will wait for a stall well away from one that has someone in it.
As it should be. A public bathroom doesn't need a buddy system.
Then how come you always see women go to the bathroom in at least 2's or 3's. It confuses me.
In some cases it's to prevent a potential bathroom assault, but usually they just like to sing duets in resonantly tiled rooms while wearing makeshift mitres sloppily origamied from wadded TP. Though underwraps, it's been a global fad for half a century now. And yes, that's my final answer.

Better not close your eyes, The Jade.

Dark Archive

The Jade wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Solnes wrote:
See, us women will wait for a stall well away from one that has someone in it.
As it should be. A public bathroom doesn't need a buddy system.
Then how come you always see women go to the bathroom in at least 2's or 3's. It confuses me.
In some cases it's to prevent a potential bathroom assault, but usually they just like to sing duets in resonantly tiled rooms while wearing makeshift mitres sloppily origamied from wadded TP. Though underwraps, it's been a global fad for half a century now. And yes, that's my final answer.

I KNEW IT!!!!!!


Treppa wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Solnes wrote:
See, us women will wait for a stall well away from one that has someone in it.
As it should be. A public bathroom doesn't need a buddy system.
Then how come you always see women go to the bathroom in at least 2's or 3's. It confuses me.
In some cases it's to prevent a potential bathroom assault, but usually they just like to sing duets in resonantly tiled rooms while wearing makeshift mitres sloppily origamied from wadded TP. Though underwraps, it's been a global fad for half a century now. And yes, that's my final answer.
Better not close your eyes, The Jade.

I understand that this is a threat for my recent hard hitting expose, blowing the lid off lady bathroom practices, but how can I not close my eyes while rocking back and forth as you and your girlfriends knock Almost Paradise out of the park? That's my jam, sister..

Liberty's Edge Contributor

Solnes wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Solnes wrote:
The Jade wrote:
The Taig wrote:
Woo hoo! Naked The Jade!
Is the tradition that the poster who winds up TotP is suddenly nekkid?
Yep, them's the rules! *Hold's up singles* Woo Hoo! Take. It. Off!
The Jade -- it looks like you've got a quite a number of Solnes clones after you -- you'd better do as they want...
I know right! I love when that happens! I just wish there was this many of me to clean up the house, go to work, deal with the kids, school meetings...etc...

I know what you mean. My wife frequently tells me that she needs a wife to perform all those duties. Other duties would of course be reserved for her, alone. She's very clear on that. ;)

The Exchange

Moorluck wrote:

Is anybody else watching No Ordinary Family?

I am very impressed with it so far.

Heroes pretty much torpedoed superhero TV shows for me. Is it really not a steaming pile o' crap?


This thread got quiet! That shouldn't be.


Lilith wrote:
This thread got quiet! That shouldn't be.

No it should not. it is a crime! i blame it on a lack of a silver key and an attack of the Gugs.


Also

Shadow Lodge

Pathfinder Rulebook Subscriber
The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:
Also

That was a great one!

And - Good Morning FAWTLiers!

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Lilith wrote:
This thread got quiet! That shouldn't be.

Someone should contact customer service!

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Paris Crenshaw wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Solnes wrote:
The Jade wrote:
The Taig wrote:
Woo hoo! Naked The Jade!
Is the tradition that the poster who winds up TotP is suddenly nekkid?
Yep, them's the rules! *Hold's up singles* Woo Hoo! Take. It. Off!
The Jade -- it looks like you've got a quite a number of Solnes clones after you -- you'd better do as they want...
I know right! I love when that happens! I just wish there was this many of me to clean up the house, go to work, deal with the kids, school meetings...etc...
I know what you mean. My wife frequently tells me that she needs a wife to perform all those duties. Other duties would of course be reserved for her, alone. She's very clear on that. ;)

Hee hee. My wife says the same thing.

RPG Superstar 2012

Good morning, Tordek, and anyone else who happens to be around.

I'm off to do some collating and purchasing. Then I'm off to work. Back later.


taig wrote:
Paris Crenshaw wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Solnes wrote:
The Jade wrote:
The Taig wrote:
Woo hoo! Naked The Jade!
Is the tradition that the poster who winds up TotP is suddenly nekkid?
Yep, them's the rules! *Hold's up singles* Woo Hoo! Take. It. Off!
The Jade -- it looks like you've got a quite a number of Solnes clones after you -- you'd better do as they want...
I know right! I love when that happens! I just wish there was this many of me to clean up the house, go to work, deal with the kids, school meetings...etc...
I know what you mean. My wife frequently tells me that she needs a wife to perform all those duties. Other duties would of course be reserved for her, alone. She's very clear on that. ;)
Hee hee. My wife says the same thing.

Heh! Well if it is clones of me than that wouldn't matter either! :P


Lilith wrote:
This thread got quiet! That shouldn't be.

Even the FawtLies sleep...sometimes. :)

Congrats again! (((HUGS)))


Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Solnes wrote:
See, us women will wait for a stall well away from one that has someone in it.
As it should be. A public bathroom doesn't need a buddy system.
Then how come you always see women go to the bathroom in at least 2's or 3's. It confuses me.

If it is a friend than we do not mind being with each other....but we just do not potty near strangers...


Kids off to school, hubby off to work..I am going back to sleep!

Man...I just remembered, I hope my boss isn't going to Charleston today...he didn't say he was...and he is supposed to open the store today! :S


*blink*

Ah, a three-day weekend thanks to a round of appointments with the faceless bureaucrat minions of the State. Though I will miss the day's pay, hopefully I will have some extra time, assuming I can finish my appointments without undue delay (never guaranteed when dealing with federal workers). Wish me luck FAWTLiers! For I go into the belly of the beast!

*blink*


Confirmation! He is opening my store! Good, now I can go back to sleep! :P

Scarab Sages

Huzzah! My work computer finally got fixed! Only took a little over a week to come in, run some kind of recover disk, and fix the problem.

Shadow Lodge

Pathfinder Rulebook Subscriber
Patrick Curtin wrote:

*blink*

Ah, a three-day weekend thanks to a round of appointments with the faceless bureaucrat minions of the State. Though I will miss the day's pay, hopefully I will have some extra time, assuming I can finish my appointments without undue delay (never guaranteed when dealing with federal workers). Wish me luck FAWTLiers! For I go into the belly of the beast!

*blink*

I've asked my 20th level Wizard friend to cast Bless on you so that it lasts all day. Good luck.

Now I better hurry off to work. Can't wait for 5 pm today. Its game night!

Scarab Sages

Just in time! Whew! 4 flag's in as much time as it takes to type.


Puffy the Ninja Pie wrote:

Sneaks into the thread, then sneaks out of thread, making a successful Stealth Skill check. The pastry ninja leaves three pies (Apple, Pecan, and Pumpkin) along with a tub of cool whip.

"Everything is good with cool whip," he thinks to himself.

.....Nah. Too easy. ;P

(And Good Morning All) :)


Moorluck wrote:

Is anybody else watching No Ordinary Family?

I am very impressed with it so far.

Raises hand

Yep yep. And I'm so happy to see Michael Chiklis as a good guy again. :)

Loving the show so far!

RPG Superstar 2012

Aberzombie wrote:
Just in time! Whew! 4 flag's in as much time as it takes to type.

Where? :)

Scarab Sages

taig wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Just in time! Whew! 4 flag's in as much time as it takes to type.
Where? :)

Spoiler:
In one of YD's threads. The one where he seems tobe accusing U.S. soldiers of deliberately killing the woman they were trying to rescue. I pretty much flagged every one of his posts in the thread, since it seems like he starts some of these just to stir shit up, which I recall reading is against Paizo policy.

Patrick Curtin wrote:

*blink*

....thanks to a round of appointments with the faceless bureaucrat minions ....

OMG!!! It's the FACELESS ONES! They've emerged from their cocoon city at the center of the Earth ahead of schedule! They're here to steal our ear wax for their sustenance! RUN!!!

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Aberzombie wrote:
taig wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Just in time! Whew! 4 flag's in as much time as it takes to type.
Where? :)
** spoiler omitted **

I suspected as much. I noticed the title of that thread changed.

Scarab Sages

taig wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
taig wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Just in time! Whew! 4 flag's in as much time as it takes to type.
Where? :)
** spoiler omitted **

I suspected as much. I noticed the title of that thread changed.

Yeah, but it's still disgusting. I'm really hoping they shut it down quickly.

Scarab Sages

Ooookay, so my computer isn't completely bug free....

Scarab Sages

ponders if sensible people stop posting in the douchebag troll threads, will they eventually die

RPG Superstar 2012

Aberzombie wrote:
taig wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
taig wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Just in time! Whew! 4 flag's in as much time as it takes to type.
Where? :)
** spoiler omitted **

I suspected as much. I noticed the title of that thread changed.

Yeah, but it's still disgusting. I'm really hoping they shut it down quickly.

I'll help. :)


Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
So any of you guys want to move to Glasgow with me. I'll let you play D&D on my 3d terrain, use my minis, and my dwarvenforge stuff.

I wish. :(


Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Solnes wrote:
The Jade wrote:
The Taig wrote:
Woo hoo! Naked The Jade!
Is the tradition that the poster who winds up TotP is suddenly nekkid?
Yep, them's the rules! *Hold's up singles* Woo Hoo! Take. It. Off!
The Jade -- it looks like you've got a quite a number of Solnes clones after you -- you'd better do as they want...
I know right! I love when that happens! I just wish there was this many of me to clean up the house, go to work, deal with the kids, school meetings...etc...

Neat! I like a big crowd when I strip.

[shy bladder]Although not when I pee.[/shy bladder]

Whats the worst is when you have an entire row of free urinals and some guy comes in and takes the urinal right next to you.

Worse yet is when they laugh for some reason. ;)


Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Solnes wrote:
See, us women will wait for a stall well away from one that has someone in it.
As it should be. A public bathroom doesn't need a buddy system.
Then how come you always see women go to the bathroom in at least 2's or 3's. It confuses me.

Because they can't fart without another girl to pull their finger? And they don't dare fart in public. ;P


Aberzombie wrote:
ponders if sensible people stop posting in the douchebag troll threads, will they eventually die

Yes, but it takes a looong time

RPG Superstar 2012

The birds are out of the nest. I repeat, the birds are out of the nest.

I just hope they arrive safely. :)


Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber; Pathfinder Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber
Aberzombie wrote:
ponders if sensible people stop posting in the douchebag troll threads, will they eventually die

Nope because the senseless people start the "you are wrong", " no you are wrong" string of posts.:)


Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber; Pathfinder Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber
taig wrote:

The birds are out of the nest. I repeat, the birds are out of the nest.

I just hope they arrive safely. :)

Woot! If this means what I think it means.


Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber; Pathfinder Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber
taig wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
taig wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
taig wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Just in time! Whew! 4 flag's in as much time as it takes to type.
Where? :)
** spoiler omitted **

I suspected as much. I noticed the title of that thread changed.

Yeah, but it's still disgusting. I'm really hoping they shut it down quickly.
I'll help. :)

Seems like a good cause.

RPG Superstar 2012

Justin Franklin wrote:
taig wrote:

The birds are out of the nest. I repeat, the birds are out of the nest.

I just hope they arrive safely. :)

Woot! If this means what I think it means.

I think it means what you think it means.

That was quite the project, let me tell you. Of course, I'm about as disorganized as a gang of cats, so that makes it even more difficult. :)

The Exchange

Tordek Rumnaheim wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:

*blink*

Ah, a three-day weekend thanks to a round of appointments with the faceless bureaucrat minions of the State. Though I will miss the day's pay, hopefully I will have some extra time, assuming I can finish my appointments without undue delay (never guaranteed when dealing with federal workers). Wish me luck FAWTLiers! For I go into the belly of the beast!

*blink*

I've asked my 20th level Wizard friend to cast Bless on you so that it lasts all day. Good luck.

Now I better hurry off to work. Can't wait for 5 pm today. Its game night!

Hmmm, sure hope your Wizard friend has ranks in UMD. ;-)

Liberty's Edge Contributor

Congratulations on surviving the ordeal, Taig.

Lilith, congrats on joining the Paizonians!

As for me...I'm underway, again, today. I'll be gone for a little more than a week, this time. Thank goodness there are only a few more of these trips before I transfer. My family and I need some time when I can be at home!

Take care, all!

The Exchange

Paris Crenshaw wrote:

Congratulations on surviving the ordeal, Taig.

Lilith, congrats on joining the Paizonians!

As for me...I'm underway, again, today. I'll be gone for a little more than a week, this time. Thank goodness there are only a few more of these trips before I transfer. My family and I need some time when I can be at home!

Take care, all!

Damn, I miss being out to sea. Of course, I wasn't married, I'm sure that makes a difference.

Liberty's Edge Contributor

Wolfthulhu wrote:
Damn, I miss being out to sea. Of course, I wasn't married, I'm sure that makes a difference.

Exactly. When I was single, even getting underway for a month wasn't a big deal. Now, I struggle through the first day or so of every underway, because I'm missing my wife and kids. Once I get into the groove, things are okay, but I still hate being gone.

Whatever job I have after I retire from the Navy, I need to make it something that doesn't require me to travel so much.

EDIT: Hmmm...nekkid seafaring for TotP?

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