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Celestial Healer wrote:

Morning all. I may be a bit spotty around here in the near future.

** spoiler omitted **

Damn. Just damn. CH if there is anything we can do, even if you just want to shoot us E-mail and vent, feel free. We'll be here for you whenever you need us. We're family.

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Sara Marie wrote:
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[Tommy Lee Jones] I can honestly say at this point I feel the full brunt of your gratitude.[/Tommy Lee Jones] ;)


sorry to hear that CH. these guys are great for support.


need to go and clean up around here

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On a more personal note I discovered I SUCK at picking up girls. :/

Don't ask.


Moorluck wrote:

On a more personal note I discovered I SUCK at picking up girls. :/

Don't ask.

what happened? ;)

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Woodraven wrote:
Moorluck wrote:

On a more personal note I discovered I SUCK at picking up girls. :/

Don't ask.

what happened? ;)

Son, you don't follow directions well do you? :P

Scarab Sages

Moorluck wrote:

On a more personal note I discovered I SUCK at picking up girls. :/

Don't ask.

Really? You give us that much and then say "don't ask"?

I'm sorry, but there's a story there that really needs to get out...

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Moff Rimmer wrote:
Moorluck wrote:

On a more personal note I discovered I SUCK at picking up girls. :/

Don't ask.

Really? You give us that much and then say "don't ask"?

I'm sorry, but there's a story there that really needs to get out...

And it's not wholly just my story, so if'n the wife says I can say more, then I'll say more. :)


Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber; Pathfinder Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber
Moorluck wrote:
Woodraven wrote:
Moorluck wrote:

On a more personal note I discovered I SUCK at picking up girls. :/

Don't ask.

what happened? ;)

Son, you don't follow directions well do you? :P

Nope, so what happened?

Scarab Sages

Hey LPM --> You need to post here...

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Moff Rimmer wrote:
Moorluck wrote:

On a more personal note I discovered I SUCK at picking up girls. :/

Don't ask.

Really? You give us that much and then say "don't ask"?

I'm sorry, but there's a story there that really needs to get out...

+1

That and a federal judge ruled "don't ask" unconstitutional. :)

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Moff Rimmer wrote:
Hey LPM --> You need to post here...

Oh crap. Would you believe tha tI actually forgot about that. :/

I know I was waiting for Flash to check in then it slipped my mind, you guys deserve better and I'm sorry. I'll have it updated tonight. :S

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I think my phone conference with Unemployment went ok yesterday. The douches at Best couldn't refute anything I said, nor could they back up any of their claims against me. So I should be getting my back unemployment within the next 2-3 weeks. Which will be better than never, and a great boon to my family. :D


Moorluck wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Hey LPM --> You need to post here...

Oh crap. Would you believe tha tI actually forgot about that. :/

I know I was waiting for Flash to check in then it slipped my mind, you guys deserve better and I'm sorry. I'll have it updated tonight. :S

Yay!

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Moorluck wrote:
I think my phone conference with Unemployment went ok yesterday. The douches at Best couldn't refute anything I said, nor could they back up any of their claims against me. So I should be getting my back unemployment within the next 2-3 weeks. Which will be better than never, and a great boon to my family. :D

Congratulations!


taig wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Moorluck wrote:

On a more personal note I discovered I SUCK at picking up girls. :/

Don't ask.

Really? You give us that much and then say "don't ask"?

I'm sorry, but there's a story there that really needs to get out...

+1

That and a federal judge ruled "don't ask" unconstitutional. :)

What does the federal court matter to me? I'm the G$%%+!n LPM!! I AM the Government! :P

Scarab Sages

So... To add spice to my boring existence here at work...

Spoiler:
People come and give me mail or reports or what have you saying (in the absolute most monotone voice they can muster while talking barely over a "mutter") -- "here, I was told to give you this..."

To which I yell out at the top of my lungs --

"YES! I've been waiting my entire life for this report and here you are giving it to me! Thank you so much! My life is now complete!"

Usually at which point, the other person hastily leaves my Dilbert Cube.

So should I just stop that?

The Exchange

Moff Rimmer wrote:

So... To add spice to my boring existence here at work...

** spoiler omitted **

So should I just stop that?

Why would you? :D

Scarab Sages

staggers through the thread looking for his lost ear


Aberzombie wrote:
staggers through the thread looking for his lost ear

Oh s@~@! this isn't my ear, what the hell would I need a humanoid ear for?

Scarab Sages

Buttuglypoodlekin. wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
staggers through the thread looking for his lost ear
Oh s**@! this isn't my ear, what the hell would I need a humanoid ear for?

Hey! You give that back! I need that! I can't pick up chicks with just one ear!

Scarab Sages

Aberzombie wrote:
Buttuglypoodlekin. wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
staggers through the thread looking for his lost ear
Oh s**@! this isn't my ear, what the hell would I need a humanoid ear for?
Hey! You give that back! I need that! I can't pick up chicks with just one ear!

Probably not...

"Hey baby. Is that my ear or are you just happy to see me?"

Scarab Sages

Moff Rimmer wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Buttuglypoodlekin. wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
staggers through the thread looking for his lost ear
Oh s**@! this isn't my ear, what the hell would I need a humanoid ear for?
Hey! You give that back! I need that! I can't pick up chicks with just one ear!

Probably not...

"Hey baby. Is that my ear or are you just happy to see me?"

"On the next episode of 'Love -- Zombie Style'..."


Aberzombie wrote:
Buttuglypoodlekin. wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
staggers through the thread looking for his lost ear
Oh s**@! this isn't my ear, what the hell would I need a humanoid ear for?
Hey! You give that back! I need that! I can't pick up chicks with just one ear!

Sure you can, you just tackle them, rip out their throats, and then pick 'em up. But here if you're gonna be a cry-zombie about it.

~Vomits half masticated ear.~

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Moorluck wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Moorluck wrote:

On a more personal note I discovered I SUCK at picking up girls. :/

Don't ask.

Really? You give us that much and then say "don't ask"?

I'm sorry, but there's a story there that really needs to get out...

And it's not wholly just my story, so if'n the wife says I can say more, then I'll say more. :)

She said I could share the story over pie.

Liberty's Edge

Moff Rimmer wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Buttuglypoodlekin. wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
staggers through the thread looking for his lost ear
Oh s**@! this isn't my ear, what the hell would I need a humanoid ear for?
Hey! You give that back! I need that! I can't pick up chicks with just one ear!

Probably not...

"Hey baby. Is that my ear or are you just happy to see me?"

"On the next episode of 'Love -- Zombie Style'..."

** spoiler omitted **

Thanks for making me feel as old as you. :P

Scarab Sages

Ashe Ravenheart wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Buttuglypoodlekin. wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
staggers through the thread looking for his lost ear
Oh s**@! this isn't my ear, what the hell would I need a humanoid ear for?
Hey! You give that back! I need that! I can't pick up chicks with just one ear!

Probably not...

"Hey baby. Is that my ear or are you just happy to see me?"

"On the next episode of 'Love -- Zombie Style'..."

** spoiler omitted **

Thanks for making me feel as old as you. :P

Even I only remember bits of it -- but I especially remember the theme song.

Scarab Sages

Am I the only one who cringes when I see "If Your American"?

The Exchange

Moff Rimmer wrote:
Am I the only one who cringes when I see "If Your American"?

Nope. I get peeved over a lot more than that.

then/than
your/you're
there/their/they're

Makes my teeth grind. Especially since Solnes is bad about the first one.


Moff Rimmer wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Buttuglypoodlekin. wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
staggers through the thread looking for his lost ear
Oh s**@! this isn't my ear, what the hell would I need a humanoid ear for?
Hey! You give that back! I need that! I can't pick up chicks with just one ear!

Probably not...

"Hey baby. Is that my ear or are you just happy to see me?"

"On the next episode of 'Love -- Zombie Style'..."

** spoiler omitted **

Happy days was a spin off of this.


Moff Rimmer wrote:
Am I the only one who cringes when I see "If Your American"?

Nope.


Moorluck wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Am I the only one who cringes when I see "If Your American"?

Nope. I get peeved over a lot more than that.

then/than
your/you're
there/their/they're

Makes my teeth grind. Especially since Solnes is bad about the first one.

Do not read most of my posts than. they're bad about it. you're welcome for the warning.

Liberty's Edge

Capitalization people! Proper capitalization!

Scarab Sages

Studpuffin wrote:
Capitalization people! Proper capitalization!

Reminds me.

Spoiler:
I'm so old, I know why the "shift" key is called a "shift" key.

The Exchange

Moff Rimmer wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Capitalization people! Proper capitalization!

Reminds me.

** spoiler omitted **

I know this one!

Spoiler:
Typewriters! :D

Liberty's Edge

Moff Rimmer wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Capitalization people! Proper capitalization!

Reminds me.

** spoiler omitted **

Typewriter keys had a lower and upper "case" that shifted the location of the keystroke to put down the proper ink block from a key. I had a typewriter when I was younger. :P

Edit: that one doesn't make you old. Just "tech savvy" of a sort. :P

Scarab Sages

Studpuffin wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Capitalization people! Proper capitalization!

Reminds me.

** spoiler omitted **

Typewriter keys had a lower and upper "case" that shifted the location of the keystroke to put down the proper ink block from a key. I had a typewriter when I was younger. :P

A year or two ago? Aren't you like 26 or something?

EDIT: Feeling onery. (Is that spelled right?) Must be Friday.


Moff Rimmer wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Capitalization people! Proper capitalization!

Reminds me.

** spoiler omitted **

Typewriter keys had a lower and upper "case" that shifted the location of the keystroke to put down the proper ink block from a key. I had a typewriter when I was younger. :P
A year or two ago? Aren't you like 26 or something?

Now Moff, we shouldn't pick on him just because he had a typewriter last week. ;)

The Exchange

Moff Rimmer wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Capitalization people! Proper capitalization!

Reminds me.

** spoiler omitted **

Typewriter keys had a lower and upper "case" that shifted the location of the keystroke to put down the proper ink block from a key. I had a typewriter when I was younger. :P

A year or two ago? Aren't you like 26 or something?

EDIT: Feeling onery. (Is that spelled right?) Must be Friday.

Either that or you've been spending to much time around the pet shop. I don't know how you put up with the damn yip-yaps in there.

Liberty's Edge

Moff Rimmer wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Capitalization people! Proper capitalization!

Reminds me.

** spoiler omitted **

Typewriter keys had a lower and upper "case" that shifted the location of the keystroke to put down the proper ink block from a key. I had a typewriter when I was younger. :P

A year or two ago? Aren't you like 26 or something?

EDIT: Feeling onery. (Is that spelled right?) Must be Friday.

Lets say I wasn't quite into my teenage years yet. Lets say, the mid-nineties. >:)

Liberty's Edge

Studpuffin wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Capitalization people! Proper capitalization!

Reminds me.

** spoiler omitted **

Typewriter keys had a lower and upper "case" that shifted the location of the keystroke to put down the proper ink block from a key. I had a typewriter when I was younger. :P

A year or two ago? Aren't you like 26 or something?

EDIT: Feeling onery. (Is that spelled right?) Must be Friday.

Lets say I wasn't quite into my teenage years yet. Lets say, the mid-nineties. >:)

Yeah... I was graduating then. COLLEGE.

Scarab Sages

Studpuffin wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Capitalization people! Proper capitalization!

Reminds me.

** spoiler omitted **

Typewriter keys had a lower and upper "case" that shifted the location of the keystroke to put down the proper ink block from a key. I had a typewriter when I was younger. :P

A year or two ago? Aren't you like 26 or something?

EDIT: Feeling onery. (Is that spelled right?) Must be Friday.

Lets say I wasn't quite into my teenage years yet. Lets say, the mid-nineties. >:)

My father used to have an old Woodstock typewriter. Never understood why they made it so that you used your pinky finger to Shift. You really had be bear down that key for it to actually Shift. Of course "Return" made more sense then too.


How is work going today, Crimson Jester?


taig wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
I think my phone conference with Unemployment went ok yesterday. The douches at Best couldn't refute anything I said, nor could they back up any of their claims against me. So I should be getting my back unemployment within the next 2-3 weeks. Which will be better than never, and a great boon to my family. :D
Congratulations!

w00t +1!


Aberzombie wrote:
Buttuglypoodlekin. wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
staggers through the thread looking for his lost ear
Oh s**@! this isn't my ear, what the hell would I need a humanoid ear for?
Hey! You give that back! I need that! I can't pick up chicks with just one ear!

Zombie Van Gogh?

The Exchange

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Buttuglypoodlekin. wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
staggers through the thread looking for his lost ear
Oh s**@! this isn't my ear, what the hell would I need a humanoid ear for?
Hey! You give that back! I need that! I can't pick up chicks with just one ear!
Zombie Van Gogh?

Vincent Van Ghoul?

Dark Archive

Moorluck wrote:

On a more personal note I discovered I SUCK at picking up girls. :/

Don't ask.

Finally decided to make the switch huh?


Sharoth wrote:
How is work going today, Crimson Jester?

Busy as a $4 hooker.

Dark Archive

Where in the Nine Hells did everyone go?

EDIT: W00T!!!! Whining for ToTP!!!!!!

shakes his quiver

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