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[Tommy Lee Jones] I can honestly say at this point I feel the full brunt of your gratitude.[/Tommy Lee Jones] ;)

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Moorluck wrote:On a more personal note I discovered I SUCK at picking up girls. :/
Don't ask.
Really? You give us that much and then say "don't ask"?
I'm sorry, but there's a story there that really needs to get out...
And it's not wholly just my story, so if'n the wife says I can say more, then I'll say more. :)

Justin Franklin |

Woodraven wrote:Moorluck wrote:what happened? ;)On a more personal note I discovered I SUCK at picking up girls. :/
Don't ask.
Son, you don't follow directions well do you? :P
Nope, so what happened?

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Moorluck wrote:On a more personal note I discovered I SUCK at picking up girls. :/
Don't ask.
Really? You give us that much and then say "don't ask"?
I'm sorry, but there's a story there that really needs to get out...
+1
That and a federal judge ruled "don't ask" unconstitutional. :)

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Hey LPM --> You need to post here...
Oh crap. Would you believe tha tI actually forgot about that. :/
I know I was waiting for Flash to check in then it slipped my mind, you guys deserve better and I'm sorry. I'll have it updated tonight. :S
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I think my phone conference with Unemployment went ok yesterday. The douches at Best couldn't refute anything I said, nor could they back up any of their claims against me. So I should be getting my back unemployment within the next 2-3 weeks. Which will be better than never, and a great boon to my family. :D

Eric Swanson |

Moff Rimmer wrote:Hey LPM --> You need to post here...Oh crap. Would you believe tha tI actually forgot about that. :/
I know I was waiting for Flash to check in then it slipped my mind, you guys deserve better and I'm sorry. I'll have it updated tonight. :S
Yay!

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I think my phone conference with Unemployment went ok yesterday. The douches at Best couldn't refute anything I said, nor could they back up any of their claims against me. So I should be getting my back unemployment within the next 2-3 weeks. Which will be better than never, and a great boon to my family. :D
Congratulations!

Lord President Moorluck |

Moff Rimmer wrote:Moorluck wrote:On a more personal note I discovered I SUCK at picking up girls. :/
Don't ask.
Really? You give us that much and then say "don't ask"?
I'm sorry, but there's a story there that really needs to get out...
+1
That and a federal judge ruled "don't ask" unconstitutional. :)
What does the federal court matter to me? I'm the G$%%+!n LPM!! I AM the Government! :P

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So... To add spice to my boring existence here at work...
To which I yell out at the top of my lungs --
"YES! I've been waiting my entire life for this report and here you are giving it to me! Thank you so much! My life is now complete!"
Usually at which point, the other person hastily leaves my Dilbert Cube.
So should I just stop that?

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Buttuglypoodlekin. wrote:Hey! You give that back! I need that! I can't pick up chicks with just one ear!Aberzombie wrote:staggers through the thread looking for his lost earOh s**@! this isn't my ear, what the hell would I need a humanoid ear for?
Probably not...
"Hey baby. Is that my ear or are you just happy to see me?"

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Aberzombie wrote:Buttuglypoodlekin. wrote:Hey! You give that back! I need that! I can't pick up chicks with just one ear!Aberzombie wrote:staggers through the thread looking for his lost earOh s**@! this isn't my ear, what the hell would I need a humanoid ear for?Probably not...
"Hey baby. Is that my ear or are you just happy to see me?"
"On the next episode of 'Love -- Zombie Style'..."

Buttuglypoodlekin. |

Buttuglypoodlekin. wrote:Hey! You give that back! I need that! I can't pick up chicks with just one ear!Aberzombie wrote:staggers through the thread looking for his lost earOh s**@! this isn't my ear, what the hell would I need a humanoid ear for?
Sure you can, you just tackle them, rip out their throats, and then pick 'em up. But here if you're gonna be a cry-zombie about it.
~Vomits half masticated ear.~

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Moff Rimmer wrote:And it's not wholly just my story, so if'n the wife says I can say more, then I'll say more. :)Moorluck wrote:On a more personal note I discovered I SUCK at picking up girls. :/
Don't ask.
Really? You give us that much and then say "don't ask"?
I'm sorry, but there's a story there that really needs to get out...
She said I could share the story over pie.

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Moff Rimmer wrote:Aberzombie wrote:Buttuglypoodlekin. wrote:Hey! You give that back! I need that! I can't pick up chicks with just one ear!Aberzombie wrote:staggers through the thread looking for his lost earOh s**@! this isn't my ear, what the hell would I need a humanoid ear for?Probably not...
"Hey baby. Is that my ear or are you just happy to see me?"
"On the next episode of 'Love -- Zombie Style'..."
** spoiler omitted **
Thanks for making me feel as old as you. :P

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Moff Rimmer wrote:Thanks for making me feel as old as you. :PMoff Rimmer wrote:Aberzombie wrote:Buttuglypoodlekin. wrote:Hey! You give that back! I need that! I can't pick up chicks with just one ear!Aberzombie wrote:staggers through the thread looking for his lost earOh s**@! this isn't my ear, what the hell would I need a humanoid ear for?Probably not...
"Hey baby. Is that my ear or are you just happy to see me?"
"On the next episode of 'Love -- Zombie Style'..."
** spoiler omitted **
Even I only remember bits of it -- but I especially remember the theme song.

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Am I the only one who cringes when I see "If Your American"?
Nope. I get peeved over a lot more than that.
then/than
your/you're
there/their/they're
Makes my teeth grind. Especially since Solnes is bad about the first one.

The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord |

Moff Rimmer wrote:Aberzombie wrote:Buttuglypoodlekin. wrote:Hey! You give that back! I need that! I can't pick up chicks with just one ear!Aberzombie wrote:staggers through the thread looking for his lost earOh s**@! this isn't my ear, what the hell would I need a humanoid ear for?Probably not...
"Hey baby. Is that my ear or are you just happy to see me?"
"On the next episode of 'Love -- Zombie Style'..."
** spoiler omitted **
Happy days was a spin off of this.

The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord |

Moff Rimmer wrote:Am I the only one who cringes when I see "If Your American"?Nope. I get peeved over a lot more than that.
then/than
your/you're
there/their/they'reMakes my teeth grind. Especially since Solnes is bad about the first one.
Do not read most of my posts than. they're bad about it. you're welcome for the warning.

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Studpuffin wrote:Capitalization people! Proper capitalization!Reminds me.
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Typewriter keys had a lower and upper "case" that shifted the location of the keystroke to put down the proper ink block from a key. I had a typewriter when I was younger. :P
Edit: that one doesn't make you old. Just "tech savvy" of a sort. :P

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Moff Rimmer wrote:Typewriter keys had a lower and upper "case" that shifted the location of the keystroke to put down the proper ink block from a key. I had a typewriter when I was younger. :PStudpuffin wrote:Capitalization people! Proper capitalization!Reminds me.
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A year or two ago? Aren't you like 26 or something?
EDIT: Feeling onery. (Is that spelled right?) Must be Friday.

Granny |

Studpuffin wrote:A year or two ago? Aren't you like 26 or something?Moff Rimmer wrote:Typewriter keys had a lower and upper "case" that shifted the location of the keystroke to put down the proper ink block from a key. I had a typewriter when I was younger. :PStudpuffin wrote:Capitalization people! Proper capitalization!Reminds me.
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Now Moff, we shouldn't pick on him just because he had a typewriter last week. ;)

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Studpuffin wrote:Moff Rimmer wrote:Typewriter keys had a lower and upper "case" that shifted the location of the keystroke to put down the proper ink block from a key. I had a typewriter when I was younger. :PStudpuffin wrote:Capitalization people! Proper capitalization!Reminds me.
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A year or two ago? Aren't you like 26 or something?
EDIT: Feeling onery. (Is that spelled right?) Must be Friday.
Either that or you've been spending to much time around the pet shop. I don't know how you put up with the damn yip-yaps in there.

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Studpuffin wrote:Moff Rimmer wrote:Typewriter keys had a lower and upper "case" that shifted the location of the keystroke to put down the proper ink block from a key. I had a typewriter when I was younger. :PStudpuffin wrote:Capitalization people! Proper capitalization!Reminds me.
** spoiler omitted **
A year or two ago? Aren't you like 26 or something?
EDIT: Feeling onery. (Is that spelled right?) Must be Friday.
Lets say I wasn't quite into my teenage years yet. Lets say, the mid-nineties. >:)

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Moff Rimmer wrote:Lets say I wasn't quite into my teenage years yet. Lets say, the mid-nineties. >:)Studpuffin wrote:Moff Rimmer wrote:Typewriter keys had a lower and upper "case" that shifted the location of the keystroke to put down the proper ink block from a key. I had a typewriter when I was younger. :PStudpuffin wrote:Capitalization people! Proper capitalization!Reminds me.
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A year or two ago? Aren't you like 26 or something?
EDIT: Feeling onery. (Is that spelled right?) Must be Friday.
Yeah... I was graduating then. COLLEGE.

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Moff Rimmer wrote:Lets say I wasn't quite into my teenage years yet. Lets say, the mid-nineties. >:)Studpuffin wrote:Moff Rimmer wrote:Typewriter keys had a lower and upper "case" that shifted the location of the keystroke to put down the proper ink block from a key. I had a typewriter when I was younger. :PStudpuffin wrote:Capitalization people! Proper capitalization!Reminds me.
** spoiler omitted **
A year or two ago? Aren't you like 26 or something?
EDIT: Feeling onery. (Is that spelled right?) Must be Friday.
My father used to have an old Woodstock typewriter. Never understood why they made it so that you used your pinky finger to Shift. You really had be bear down that key for it to actually Shift. Of course "Return" made more sense then too.

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Moorluck wrote:I think my phone conference with Unemployment went ok yesterday. The douches at Best couldn't refute anything I said, nor could they back up any of their claims against me. So I should be getting my back unemployment within the next 2-3 weeks. Which will be better than never, and a great boon to my family. :DCongratulations!
w00t +1!

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Aberzombie wrote:Zombie Van Gogh?Buttuglypoodlekin. wrote:Hey! You give that back! I need that! I can't pick up chicks with just one ear!Aberzombie wrote:staggers through the thread looking for his lost earOh s**@! this isn't my ear, what the hell would I need a humanoid ear for?
Vincent Van Ghoul?