
Lilith |

Some cooking show guy I've never heard of for TotP. Who the f#!* is Alton Brown?
He's the host of a show called Good Eats (and others...but we don't speak of those).

Davi The Eccentric |

They ate it. WHILE saying how much better Alton Brown was than myself and Rachel Ray put together.
Ah, so your roommates were just a**holes then. The whole point of the show was to teach people who don't know how to cook. (I mean how to actually cook and not just copying what the guy on TV did.) If they watched the show and didn't even get the basics of cooking, well they're a lost cause.
Also, blame Food Network for Iron Chef America and not the guy hosting it.

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Crimson Jester wrote:Freehold DM wrote:OK I understand the dislike or rather hatred of Whedonism from you. I don't agree with all of it but hey whatever. But Alton Brown what did he ever do to you? Fluff your fillet?Celestial Healer wrote:Emperor7 wrote:You might want to work out some of those issues.Ooh, you marching band elite. With your musical talent and precision stepping. Silently mocking those of us musically-challenged. Oh yes, we saw the laughter in your innocent little cherub faces. Always huddled together in your little groups, looking down on us. Whispering, drumming and gesturing in codes that we didn't understand. Leaving us to wallow in our shame as you received medals and ribbons. And trophies. Trophies without end. An not a single thought for those of us forever beneath your stoic gazes, as you wore your toy soldier hats and paraded around the field. The shining of your brass and the drumming of your cadence pounding us into the ground as would a giant mallet.
We know who you are now! And we remember!
Yeah man. What did marching bands ever do to you?
returns to plotting revenge against Joss Whedon, Alton Brown
looks at fluffed fillet meaningfully
Actually, my reasons for hating Alton Brown are more based in ego than anything else.
When I was living with my roomies, they used to watch the show all the time. However, I was the only one in the house who could actually *cook*. They would rib me all the time about how wonderful Alton Brown's cooking was, although(with the possible exception of a WONDERFUL honey-soy sauce for salmon), neither of them knew what they were doing in the kitchen beyond perhaps making spaghetti and/or mac and cheese. I decided to make a sizeable dinner one day just to shut them up- paid for everything myself- chicken, potatoes, veggies, soup(I forget which kind now)- even dessert.
They ate it. WHILE saying how much better Alton Brown was than myself and...
So it was your roomies....

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The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:Hee hee. I hope they liked it.Charnie wrote:I also forwarded the link to the article to a bunch of people I used to game with. It was just too f@@~ing weird to pass up.Moo!
Thanks for the shout out on the KQ article, Mr. Shiny!
I liked the Paizo show, and I started up your first show.
Miss Amanda Palmer...excellent choice. :)

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The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:Hee hee. I hope they liked it.Charnie wrote:I also forwarded the link to the article to a bunch of people I used to game with. It was just too f@@~ing weird to pass up.Moo!
Thanks for the shout out on the KQ article, Mr. Shiny!
I liked the Paizo show, and I started up your first show.
Miss Amanda Palmer...excellent choice. :)
Oh, and the ska version of the Bonnie Tyler song--Awesome!

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Crimson Jester wrote:Freehold DM wrote:OK I understand the dislike or rather hatred of Whedonism from you. I don't agree with all of it but hey whatever. But Alton Brown what did he ever do to you? Fluff your fillet?Celestial Healer wrote:Emperor7 wrote:You might want to work out some of those issues.Ooh, you marching band elite. With your musical talent and precision stepping. Silently mocking those of us musically-challenged. Oh yes, we saw the laughter in your innocent little cherub faces. Always huddled together in your little groups, looking down on us. Whispering, drumming and gesturing in codes that we didn't understand. Leaving us to wallow in our shame as you received medals and ribbons. And trophies. Trophies without end. An not a single thought for those of us forever beneath your stoic gazes, as you wore your toy soldier hats and paraded around the field. The shining of your brass and the drumming of your cadence pounding us into the ground as would a giant mallet.
We know who you are now! And we remember!
Yeah man. What did marching bands ever do to you?
returns to plotting revenge against Joss Whedon, Alton Brown
looks at fluffed fillet meaningfully
Actually, my reasons for hating Alton Brown are more based in ego than anything else.
When I was living with my roomies, they used to watch the show all the time. However, I was the only one in the house who could actually *cook*. They would rib me all the time about how wonderful Alton Brown's cooking was, although(with the possible exception of a WONDERFUL honey-soy sauce for salmon), neither of them knew what they were doing in the kitchen beyond perhaps making spaghetti and/or mac and cheese. I decided to make a sizeable dinner one day just to shut them up- paid for everything myself- chicken, potatoes, veggies, soup(I forget which kind now)- even dessert.
They ate it. WHILE saying how much better Alton Brown was than myself and...
You gots some serious issues, hombre. ;)

Wolf-Sark |

4d6 ⇒ (2, 6, 3, 6) = 174d6 ⇒ (6, 4, 3, 6) = 194d6 ⇒ (3, 1, 2, 4) = 104d6 ⇒ (1, 2, 1, 4) = 84d6 ⇒ (3, 3, 2, 1) = 94d6 ⇒ (6, 3, 4, 3) = 16
15, 15, 9, 7, 8, 13 => 10 pt buy
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4d6 ⇒ (1, 1, 5, 3) = 104d6 ⇒ (6, 2, 2, 3) = 134d6 ⇒ (2, 3, 5, 3) = 134d6 ⇒ (3, 2, 1, 4) = 104d6 ⇒ (1, 4, 6, 1) = 124d6 ⇒ (3, 6, 5, 3) = 17
9, 11, 11, 9, 11, 14 => 6 pt buy
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4d6 ⇒ (6, 1, 6, 4) = 174d6 ⇒ (2, 2, 1, 6) = 114d6 ⇒ (4, 3, 6, 4) = 174d6 ⇒ (4, 2, 1, 4) = 114d6 ⇒ (5, 3, 3, 5) = 164d6 ⇒ (5, 2, 5, 6) = 18
16, 10, 14, 10, 13, 16 => 28 pt buy
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==> best = 28 point buy
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4d6 ⇒ (3, 5, 5, 1) = 144d6 ⇒ (1, 1, 1, 3) = 64d6 ⇒ (3, 5, 1, 4) = 134d6 ⇒ (3, 1, 5, 5) = 144d6 ⇒ (1, 4, 6, 5) = 164d6 ⇒ (2, 4, 6, 5) = 17
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4d6 ⇒ (1, 3, 2, 4) = 104d6 ⇒ (4, 2, 2, 3) = 114d6 ⇒ (2, 6, 3, 1) = 124d6 ⇒ (3, 1, 6, 2) = 124d6 ⇒ (2, 2, 3, 3) = 104d6 ⇒ (6, 4, 6, 1) = 17
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4d6 ⇒ (3, 1, 2, 2) = 84d6 ⇒ (1, 4, 3, 2) = 104d6 ⇒ (4, 5, 6, 6) = 214d6 ⇒ (1, 2, 2, 3) = 84d6 ⇒ (6, 6, 1, 1) = 144d6 ⇒ (3, 4, 5, 5) = 17
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4d6 ⇒ (6, 4, 3, 1) = 144d6 ⇒ (1, 3, 6, 2) = 124d6 ⇒ (6, 2, 4, 4) = 164d6 ⇒ (4, 6, 1, 4) = 154d6 ⇒ (5, 1, 3, 1) = 104d6 ⇒ (5, 3, 2, 2) = 12
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4d6 ⇒ (3, 2, 6, 3) = 144d6 ⇒ (5, 1, 4, 1) = 114d6 ⇒ (6, 5, 6, 1) = 184d6 ⇒ (2, 5, 6, 5) = 184d6 ⇒ (3, 6, 2, 3) = 144d6 ⇒ (5, 1, 2, 1) = 9
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4d6 ⇒ (5, 3, 2, 4) = 144d6 ⇒ (4, 1, 6, 6) = 174d6 ⇒ (4, 2, 5, 3) = 144d6 ⇒ (6, 4, 6, 4) = 204d6 ⇒ (4, 4, 1, 1) = 104d6 ⇒ (4, 4, 5, 4) = 17
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Joss Whedon |

I heard my biggest fan FreeholdDM is lurking around this thread. Can anyone point me in the right direction. You see I wanted to let him know about my new project. Paizo has hired me to do paizo the movie, which is going be a lot like buffy except with more musical numbers, and I was wondering if it was ok if I hired David Boreanaz to play him.

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I heard my biggest fan FreeholdDM is lurking around this thread. Can anyone point me in the right direction. You see I wanted to let him know about my new project. Paizo has hired me to do paizo the movie, which is going be a lot like buffy except with more musical numbers, and I was wondering if it was ok if I hired David Boreanaz to play him.
Try his Facebook Page! >:)

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Take my love, take my land
Take me where I cannot stand
I don't care, I'm still free
You can't take the sky from me
Take me out to the black
Tell them I ain't comin' back
Burn the land and boil the sea
You can't take the sky from me
There's no place I can be
Since I found Serenity
But you can't take the sky from me...

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Joss Whedon wrote:I heard my biggest fan FreeholdDM is lurking around this thread. Can anyone point me in the right direction. You see I wanted to let him know about my new project. Paizo has hired me to do paizo the movie, which is going be a lot like buffy except with more musical numbers, and I was wondering if it was ok if I hired David Boreanaz to play him.Try his Facebook Page! >:)
I "Like" it!

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Studpuffin wrote:I "Like" it!Joss Whedon wrote:I heard my biggest fan FreeholdDM is lurking around this thread. Can anyone point me in the right direction. You see I wanted to let him know about my new project. Paizo has hired me to do paizo the movie, which is going be a lot like buffy except with more musical numbers, and I was wondering if it was ok if I hired David Boreanaz to play him.Try his Facebook Page! >:)
He's getting quite the following!

Freehold DM |

I heard my biggest fan FreeholdDM is lurking around this thread. Can anyone point me in the right direction. You see I wanted to let him know about my new project. Paizo has hired me to do paizo the movie, which is going be a lot like buffy except with more musical numbers, and I was wondering if it was ok if I hired David Boreanaz to play him.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Freehold DM |

Joss Whedon wrote:I heard my biggest fan FreeholdDM is lurking around this thread. Can anyone point me in the right direction. You see I wanted to let him know about my new project. Paizo has hired me to do paizo the movie, which is going be a lot like buffy except with more musical numbers, and I was wondering if it was ok if I hired David Boreanaz to play him.Try his Facebook Page! >:)
AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! !!!!!!!!!

Freehold DM |

Studpuffin wrote:I "Like" it!Joss Whedon wrote:I heard my biggest fan FreeholdDM is lurking around this thread. Can anyone point me in the right direction. You see I wanted to let him know about my new project. Paizo has hired me to do paizo the movie, which is going be a lot like buffy except with more musical numbers, and I was wondering if it was ok if I hired David Boreanaz to play him.Try his Facebook Page! >:)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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taig wrote:Liberally applied apparently.Crimson Jester wrote:You need some universal solvent.taig wrote:I'm just stuck up is all. :PCrimson Jester wrote:Ok there is a drow and a puffin that needs a smack down :PWhy are you smacking puffins and drow?
Conservative estimates say yes.

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Crimson Jester wrote:Maybe you're Right. I thought about it, but I Left it alone.Studpuffin wrote:shouldn't that be extremist?taig wrote:I'm extremely sorry you're so disappointed.I'm moderately upset that I don't have my Puffin Smacks.
Booooo. Ssssss. ;)
Sorry to be impolitic, but it had to be said.

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Studpuffin wrote:Crimson Jester wrote:Maybe you're Right. I thought about it, but I Left it alone.Studpuffin wrote:shouldn't that be extremist?taig wrote:I'm extremely sorry you're so disappointed.I'm moderately upset that I don't have my Puffin Smacks.
Booooo. Ssssss. ;)
Sorry to be impolitic, but it had to be said.
What, it's not like dancing with the stars. I'm absolutely Bristoling to see the results!

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Paris Crenshaw wrote:What, it's not like dancing with the stars. I'm absolutely Bristoling to see the results!Studpuffin wrote:Crimson Jester wrote:Maybe you're Right. I thought about it, but I Left it alone.Studpuffin wrote:shouldn't that be extremist?taig wrote:I'm extremely sorry you're so disappointed.I'm moderately upset that I don't have my Puffin Smacks.
Booooo. Ssssss. ;)
Sorry to be impolitic, but it had to be said.
I have no pun...just a groan.
*Groan*

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Paris Crenshaw wrote:What, it's not like dancing with the stars. I'm absolutely Bristoling to see the results!Studpuffin wrote:Crimson Jester wrote:Maybe you're Right. I thought about it, but I Left it alone.Studpuffin wrote:shouldn't that be extremist?taig wrote:I'm extremely sorry you're so disappointed.I'm moderately upset that I don't have my Puffin Smacks.
Booooo. Ssssss. ;)
Sorry to be impolitic, but it had to be said.
Wow. Had to look that one up. I'm so out of touch. Oh, and...eeew! ;-)
Well, I suppose that would Brighton your day.
EDIT: LOL! Nekkid "Brighton" for TotP.