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What a night last night. I had a lady utter death threats at me while working at the convenience store. She was swiftly escorted off the property by police screaming and raving. I get to do another police report Yayyy >:(I'm so used to life in NY that it took me a moment to realize that someone MIGHT have a problem with the above situation.
[EDIT] Nekkid jaded NYer for TOP!!!!!
Yeah here in St. John's it's not quite a common occurrence, this is my 5th police report I had to be part of in a year.
Yeah here in St. John's it's not quite a common occurrence, this is my 5th police report I had to be part of in a year.What a night last night. I had a lady utter death threats at me while working at the convenience store. She was swiftly escorted off the property by police screaming and raving. I get to do another police report Yayyy >:(I'm so used to life in NY that it took me a moment to realize that someone MIGHT have a problem with the above situation.
[EDIT] Nekkid jaded NYer for TOP!!!!!
This woman a frequent problem, or do you have an unusual assortments of EDPs in your area?
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Don't tempt me :)Answering my phone at work is overrated.You should answer it, "Paizo Customer Service, Celestial Healer speaking..."
And then immediately put them on hold, where they can listen to AZ groaning out such holiday favorites as "Holly, Jolly Christmas!" and "Deck the Halls!" while they wait. ;)
Anyone here know the Paizo products well? (hah!) I'm looking for a good "head shot" of a female dwarf. Anyone know of a Paizo product I might find one in?
Dwarves of Golarion p. 26.
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This woman a frequent problem, or do you have an unusual assortments of EDPs in your area?Yeah here in St. John's it's not quite a common occurrence, this is my 5th police report I had to be part of in a year.What a night last night. I had a lady utter death threats at me while working at the convenience store. She was swiftly escorted off the property by police screaming and raving. I get to do another police report Yayyy >:(I'm so used to life in NY that it took me a moment to realize that someone MIGHT have a problem with the above situation.
[EDIT] Nekkid jaded NYer for TOP!!!!!
Nope first time with this lady, first time was a guy trying to hold me up with a knife, second was a guy getting hit over the head with a shovel somewhere behind the store (then coming inside bleeding all over the place and me calling the ambulance). Third was a guy taking off with $90 worth of beer (caught on camera). Fourth was a couple on methamphetamine in a fight in front of the store guy beat the crap out of his wife beating her head into the brick on the window sill and me chasing him off with a bat. And now the 5th was this lady.
What a night last night. I had a lady utter death threats at me while working at the convenience store. She was swiftly escorted off the property by police screaming and raving. I get to do another police report Yayyy >:(
Bummer. I thought Canada was quiet.
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Shhh don't tell anyone.What a night last night. I had a lady utter death threats at me while working at the convenience store. She was swiftly escorted off the property by police screaming and raving. I get to do another police report Yayyy >:(Bummer. I thought Canada was quiet.
Sweet! What's that red splotchy area near the top? I'll move there!
Nope first time with this lady, first time was a guy trying to hold me up with a knife, second was a guy getting hit over the head with a shovel somewhere behind the store (then coming inside bleeding all over the place and me calling the ambulance). Third was a guy taking off with $90 worth of beer (caught on camera). Fourth was a couple on methamphetamine in a fight in front of the store guy beat the crap out of his wife beating her head into the brick on the window sill and me chasing him off with a bat. And now the 5th was this lady.This woman a frequent problem, or do you have an unusual assortments of EDPs in your area?Yeah here in St. John's it's not quite a common occurrence, this is my 5th police report I had to be part of in a year.What a night last night. I had a lady utter death threats at me while working at the convenience store. She was swiftly escorted off the property by police screaming and raving. I get to do another police report Yayyy >:(I'm so used to life in NY that it took me a moment to realize that someone MIGHT have a problem with the above situation.
[EDIT] Nekkid jaded NYer for TOP!!!!!
I sincerely hope the guy didn't succeed in holding you up, but I'd rather you parted with money and are still here to be FAWLTy with as opposed to being a hero and not. Everything but the 4th are things I'm used to in NY, that 4th one would drop jaws even here(although some would be more envious of the access to meth). The 5th is everyday, in my job and in others.
Nope first time with this lady, first time was a guy trying to hold me up with a knife, second was a guy getting hit over the head with a shovel somewhere behind the store (then coming inside bleeding all over the place and me calling the ambulance). Third was a guy taking off with $90 worth of beer (caught on camera). Fourth was a couple on methamphetamine in a fight in front of the store guy beat the crap out of his wife beating her head into the brick on the window sill and me chasing him off with a bat. And now the 5th was this lady.This woman a frequent problem, or do you have an unusual assortments of EDPs in your area?Yeah here in St. John's it's not quite a common occurrence, this is my 5th police report I had to be part of in a year.What a night last night. I had a lady utter death threats at me while working at the convenience store. She was swiftly escorted off the property by police screaming and raving. I get to do another police report Yayyy >:(I'm so used to life in NY that it took me a moment to realize that someone MIGHT have a problem with the above situation.
[EDIT] Nekkid jaded NYer for TOP!!!!!
I sincerely hope the guy didn't succeed in holding you up, but I'd rather you parted with money and are still here to be FAWLTy with as opposed to being a hero and not. Everything but the 4th are things I'm used to in NY, that 4th one would drop jaws even here(although some would be more envious of the access to meth). The 5th is everyday, in my job and in others.
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I sincerely hope the guy didn't succeed in holding you up, but I'd rather you parted with money and are still here to be FAWLTy with as opposed to being a hero and not. Everything but the 4th are things I'm used to in NY, that 4th one would drop jaws even here(although some would be more envious of the access to meth). The 5th is everyday, in my job and in others.Nope first time with this lady, first time was a guy trying to hold me up with a knife, second was a guy getting hit over the head with a shovel somewhere behind the store (then coming inside bleeding all over the place and me calling the ambulance). Third was a guy taking off with $90 worth of beer (caught on camera). Fourth was a couple on methamphetamine in a fight in front of the store guy beat the crap out of his wife beating her head into the brick on the window sill and me chasing him off with a bat. And now the 5th was this lady.This woman a frequent problem, or do you have an unusual assortments of EDPs in your area?Yeah here in St. John's it's not quite a common occurrence, this is my 5th police report I had to be part of in a year.What a night last night. I had a lady utter death threats at me while working at the convenience store. She was swiftly escorted off the property by police screaming and raving. I get to do another police report Yayyy >:(I'm so used to life in NY that it took me a moment to realize that someone MIGHT have a problem with the above situation.
[EDIT] Nekkid jaded NYer for TOP!!!!!
Nope he never got the cash, it was a skinny young kid, and I'm a big guy with a bat. He saw the bat and ran, he was picked up by police the next day.
Sweet! What's that red splotchy area near the top? I'll move there!Shhh don't tell anyone.What a night last night. I had a lady utter death threats at me while working at the convenience store. She was swiftly escorted off the property by police screaming and raving. I get to do another police report Yayyy >:(Bummer. I thought Canada was quiet.
Damn! Who knew the Inuit were so vicious?
Or do they count polar bear attacks as crime up there?
Bass clarinet!
Huzzah!
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What a night last night. I had a lady utter death threats at me while working at the convenience store. She was swiftly escorted off the property by police screaming and raving. I get to do another police report Yayyy >:(I'm so used to life in NY that it took me a moment to realize that someone MIGHT have a problem with the above situation.
[EDIT] Nekkid jaded NYer for TOP!!!!!
Son, you're as naked as a jaded bird.
Bass clarinet!
Huzzah!
Howdy Lilith! How's the customer service biz?
Shhh don't tell anyone.What a night last night. I had a lady utter death threats at me while working at the convenience store. She was swiftly escorted off the property by police screaming and raving. I get to do another police report Yayyy >:(Bummer. I thought Canada was quiet.
The misleading part about the north is no one lives there so if there is 2 murders and 5000 people for that made it would be the equivalent of 40 murders on that map.
Bass clarinet!
Huzzah!
Crap, it has been 18 years since I was in the Macy's parade (when I was 17). That was one advantage of marching band.
Crap, it has been 18 years since I was in the Macy's parade (when I was 17). That was one advantage of marching band.
Oh? I thought the other was getting out of taking PE class. :P
Bass clarinet!
Huzzah!
Isn't that the thing that if you let go of it looked like it might just attack the person standing in front of you? I remember some strange instruments from when I was in band...
Crap, it has been 18 years since I was in the Macy's parade (when I was 17). That was one advantage of marching band.Oh? I thought the other was getting out of taking PE class. :P
You got to get out of taking PE for being in marching band?
Alright Clone me. Normally I'd shotgun you. However, today is Eat Your Own Clone Day, and due to the business at hand, I need every clone I can muster on the front lines to defend the store. So here's your shotgun- NO, you cannot shoot me. I filled it with blanks just in case you got any ideas. Now, just walk around in front of the store and be menacing in case any pseudo-cannibals show up.
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Sweet! What's that red splotchy area near the top? I'll move there!Shhh don't tell anyone.What a night last night. I had a lady utter death threats at me while working at the convenience store. She was swiftly escorted off the property by police screaming and raving. I get to do another police report Yayyy >:(Bummer. I thought Canada was quiet.Damn! Who knew the Inuit were so vicious?
Or do they count polar bear attacks as crime up there?
I'm going to go with LumberJacks vs Polar Bears.
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Sweet! What's that red splotchy area near the top? I'll move there!Shhh don't tell anyone.What a night last night. I had a lady utter death threats at me while working at the convenience store. She was swiftly escorted off the property by police screaming and raving. I get to do another police report Yayyy >:(Bummer. I thought Canada was quiet.Damn! Who knew the Inuit were so vicious?
Or do they count polar bear attacks as crime up there?
Dude, that's nothing. Consider that, according to those stats, 1 out of 5 persons in Nunavut is a criminal. Then, take a look at Alert with it's 5 permanent residents.
Tom: "Who stole the bathtowel?!?"
Harry: "Bill did."
Bill: "Why you always blaming me?"
Harry: "Cuz you're the criminal, dumbass!"
Now, the really scary part is the Sexual Assault charges in that town...
Has visions of a zombie on a Norelco shaver gliding across snow drifts.
Has visions of a zombie on a Norelco shaver gliding across snow drifts.
Now THAT I need a picture of.
Has visions of a zombie on a Norelco shaver gliding across snow drifts.Now THAT I need a picture of.
We should post that on Facebook!
We should post that on Facebook!Has visions of a zombie on a Norelco shaver gliding across snow drifts.Now THAT I need a picture of.
Oooh, yeah.
That way everyone can see it.
We should post that on Facebook!Has visions of a zombie on a Norelco shaver gliding across snow drifts.Now THAT I need a picture of.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
If you want to listen to REAL Christmas music you should try the Trans-Siberian Orchestra. They even have fans that put on light shows with Christmas lights and their music.
Metallica and Egg Nog! Booyah!
Ooh, you marching band elite. With your musical talent and precision stepping. Silently mocking those of us musically-challenged. Oh yes, we saw the laughter in your innocent little cherub faces. Always huddled together in your little groups, looking down on us. Whispering, drumming and gesturing in codes that we didn't understand. Leaving us to wallow in our shame as you received medals and ribbons. And trophies. Trophies without end. An not a single thought for those of us forever beneath your stoic gazes, as you wore your toy soldier hats and paraded around the field. The shining of your brass and the drumming of your cadence pounding us into the ground as would a giant mallet.
We know who you are now! And we remember!
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Ooh, you marching band elite. With your musical talent and precision stepping. Silently mocking those of us musically-challenged. Oh yes, we saw the laughter in your innocent little cherub faces. Always huddled together in your little groups, looking down on us. Whispering, drumming and gesturing in codes that we didn't understand. Leaving us to wallow in our shame as you received medals and ribbons. And trophies. Trophies without end. An not a single thought for those of us forever beneath your stoic gazes, as you wore your toy soldier hats and paraded around the field. The shining of your brass and the drumming of your cadence pounding us into the ground as would a giant mallet.
We know who you are now! And we remember!
You might want to work out some of those issues.
You might want to work out some of those issues.Ooh, you marching band elite. With your musical talent and precision stepping. Silently mocking those of us musically-challenged. Oh yes, we saw the laughter in your innocent little cherub faces. Always huddled together in your little groups, looking down on us. Whispering, drumming and gesturing in codes that we didn't understand. Leaving us to wallow in our shame as you received medals and ribbons. And trophies. Trophies without end. An not a single thought for those of us forever beneath your stoic gazes, as you wore your toy soldier hats and paraded around the field. The shining of your brass and the drumming of your cadence pounding us into the ground as would a giant mallet.
We know who you are now! And we remember!
Yeah man. What did marching bands ever do to you?
You might want to work out some of those issues.Ooh, you marching band elite. With your musical talent and precision stepping. Silently mocking those of us musically-challenged. Oh yes, we saw the laughter in your innocent little cherub faces. Always huddled together in your little groups, looking down on us. Whispering, drumming and gesturing in codes that we didn't understand. Leaving us to wallow in our shame as you received medals and ribbons. And trophies. Trophies without end. An not a single thought for those of us forever beneath your stoic gazes, as you wore your toy soldier hats and paraded around the field. The shining of your brass and the drumming of your cadence pounding us into the ground as would a giant mallet.
We know who you are now! And we remember!
Yeah man. What did marching bands ever do to you?
The haunting melodies of your winds sections follow us still. And do not forget the violent hammering of the so-called Pit, shaking us to our cores. Pits of Hell we say! Bullies! Each and every one!
ARRRGGHHH! *runs off screaming*
You might want to work out some of those issues.Ooh, you marching band elite. With your musical talent and precision stepping. Silently mocking those of us musically-challenged. Oh yes, we saw the laughter in your innocent little cherub faces. Always huddled together in your little groups, looking down on us. Whispering, drumming and gesturing in codes that we didn't understand. Leaving us to wallow in our shame as you received medals and ribbons. And trophies. Trophies without end. An not a single thought for those of us forever beneath your stoic gazes, as you wore your toy soldier hats and paraded around the field. The shining of your brass and the drumming of your cadence pounding us into the ground as would a giant mallet.
We know who you are now! And we remember!
Yeah man. What did marching bands ever do to you?
The haunting melodies of your winds sections follow us still. And do not forget the violent hammering of the so-called Pit, shaking us to our cores. Pits of Hell we say! Bullies! Each and every one!
ARRRGGHHH! *runs off screaming*
Ok I can't say we didn't get caught whn we broke the law in pit crew.
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You might want to work out some of those issues.Ooh, you marching band elite. With your musical talent and precision stepping. Silently mocking those of us musically-challenged. Oh yes, we saw the laughter in your innocent little cherub faces. Always huddled together in your little groups, looking down on us. Whispering, drumming and gesturing in codes that we didn't understand. Leaving us to wallow in our shame as you received medals and ribbons. And trophies. Trophies without end. An not a single thought for those of us forever beneath your stoic gazes, as you wore your toy soldier hats and paraded around the field. The shining of your brass and the drumming of your cadence pounding us into the ground as would a giant mallet.
We know who you are now! And we remember!
Yeah man. What did marching bands ever do to you?
OK I understand the dislike or rather hatred of Whedonism from you. I don't agree with all of it but hey whatever. But Alton Brown what did he ever do to you? Fluff your fillet?
Hehe. Much fun.
As a point of history, neither my grade school nor my high school had a marching band. So my angst is a work of fiction.
But, I bet if we did have a band..... ;P
And there was this one away game where the players tried to take the field, but the marching band refused to yield. And we all know how that turned out...
OK I understand the dislike or rather hatred of Whedonism from you. I don't agree with all of it but hey whatever. But Alton Brown what did he ever do to you? Fluff your fillet?You might want to work out some of those issues.Ooh, you marching band elite. With your musical talent and precision stepping. Silently mocking those of us musically-challenged. Oh yes, we saw the laughter in your innocent little cherub faces. Always huddled together in your little groups, looking down on us. Whispering, drumming and gesturing in codes that we didn't understand. Leaving us to wallow in our shame as you received medals and ribbons. And trophies. Trophies without end. An not a single thought for those of us forever beneath your stoic gazes, as you wore your toy soldier hats and paraded around the field. The shining of your brass and the drumming of your cadence pounding us into the ground as would a giant mallet.
We know who you are now! And we remember!
Yeah man. What did marching bands ever do to you?
Actually, my reasons for hating Alton Brown are more based in ego than anything else.
When I was living with my roomies, they used to watch the show all the time. However, I was the only one in the house who could actually *cook*. They would rib me all the time about how wonderful Alton Brown's cooking was, although(with the possible exception of a WONDERFUL honey-soy sauce for salmon), neither of them knew what they were doing in the kitchen beyond perhaps making spaghetti and/or mac and cheese. I decided to make a sizeable dinner one day just to shut them up- paid for everything myself- chicken, potatoes, veggies, soup(I forget which kind now)- even dessert.
They ate it. WHILE saying how much better Alton Brown was than myself and Rachel Ray put together. The final straw was when Alton Brown started hosting the American version of Iron Chef, an abomination in the eyes of the Lord. He must pay for his sins. Preferably by being baked into some kind of savory meat pie.
Is your hate against AB more from what your roomies said...or a genuine dislike of AB's ego?
Half of the fun of Good Eats is applying what is being shown. If they didn't then they're missing out.
I also prefer the earlier shows than the glitzier newer stuff.