what the hell is going on here?
Ever since Pelosi made that coat out of his dalmation puppies, he's been kinda a log.
I think that guy shotgunned his t.v. because he thought Bristol was crawling OUT of it.
Yo, ho, haul together,
hoist the colors high.
Heave ho,
thieves and beggars,
never shall we die.
The king and his men
stole the queen from her bed
and bound her in her Bones.
The seas be ours
and by the powers
where we will we'll roam.
Yo, ho, haul together,
hoist the colors high.
Heave ho, thieves and beggars,
never shall we die.
Some men have died
and some are alive
and others sail on the sea
– with the keys to the cage...
and the Devil to pay
we lay to Fiddler's Green!
The bell has been raised
from it's watery grave...
Do you hear it's sepulchral tone?
We are a call to all,
pay head the squall
and turn your sail toward home!
Yo, ho, haul together,
hoist the colors high.
Heave ho, thieves and beggars,
never shall we die.
I "Like" it!I heard my biggest fan FreeholdDM is lurking around this thread. Can anyone point me in the right direction. You see I wanted to let him know about my new project. Paizo has hired me to do paizo the movie, which is going be a lot like buffy except with more musical numbers, and I was wondering if it was ok if I hired David Boreanaz to play him.Try his Facebook Page! >:)
Me too.
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Yo, ho, haul together,
hoist the colors high.
Heave ho,
thieves and beggars,
never shall we die.The king and his men
stole the queen from her bed
and bound her in her Bones.
The seas be ours
and by the powers
where we will we'll roam.Yo, ho, haul together,
hoist the colors high.
Heave ho, thieves and beggars,
never shall we die.Some men have died
and some are alive
and others sail on the sea
– with the keys to the cage...
and the Devil to pay
we lay to Fiddler's Green!The bell has been raised
from it's watery grave...
Do you hear it's sepulchral tone?
We are a call to all,
pay head the squall
and turn your sail toward home!Yo, ho, haul together,
hoist the colors high.
Heave ho, thieves and beggars,
never shall we die.
Yar, Matey! Yar!
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Yar, Matey! Yar!Yo, ho, haul together,
hoist the colors high.
Heave ho,
thieves and beggars,
never shall we die.The king and his men
stole the queen from her bed
and bound her in her Bones.
The seas be ours
and by the powers
where we will we'll roam.Yo, ho, haul together,
hoist the colors high.
Heave ho, thieves and beggars,
never shall we die.Some men have died
and some are alive
and others sail on the sea
– with the keys to the cage...
and the Devil to pay
we lay to Fiddler's Green!The bell has been raised
from it's watery grave...
Do you hear it's sepulchral tone?
We are a call to all,
pay head the squall
and turn your sail toward home!Yo, ho, haul together,
hoist the colors high.
Heave ho, thieves and beggars,
never shall we die.
I'd pirate all day and twice the length of the night for Keira Knightley.
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I'd pirate all day and twice the length of the night for Keira Knightley.Yar, Matey! Yar!
Put some meat on her bones and I would be there too.
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I'd pirate all day and twice the length of the night for Keira Knightley.
Agreed with CJ. Give that girl some cupcakes.
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves.
TERRIBLE!
And this is news? ;)
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Agreed with CJ. Give that girl some cupcakes.
I'd pirate all day and twice the length of the night for Keira Knightley.
Mmmmmm.....cake
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Agreed with CJ. Give that girl some cupcakes.
I'd pirate all day and twice the length of the night for Keira Knightley.
cupcakes Pshaw. Bazoongas!
I don't know if I'd call them bazoongas really.Assets?
Funbags?
TaTas?
Melons?
Nipple backstops?
I don't know if I'd call them bazoongas really.Assets?
Funbags?
TaTas?
Melons?
Nipple backstops?
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Take my love, take my land
Take me where I cannot stand
I don't care, I'm still free
You can't take the sky from me
Take me out to the black
Tell them I ain't comin' back
Burn the land and boil the sea
You can't take the sky from me
There's no place I can be
Since I found Serenity
But you can't take the sky from me...
Miss Amanda Palmer...excellent choice. :)
Oh I've seen better days, but I don't care
I just got a letter in the mailOasis sent a photograph, it's autographed and everything,
Melissa's going to wet herself, I swear...
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Maybe you're Right. I thought about it, but I Left it alone.shouldn't that be extremist?I'm extremely sorry you're so disappointed.I'm moderately upset that I don't have my Puffin Smacks.
I came to the same conclusion independently.
Too bad there's no puns you can make with "Rent Is 2 Damn High."
Billy the exterminator.I'm amazed that our Lord President hasn't driven over to Louisiana or wherever and kicked that guy's sorry ass yet.
Don't mention the show around him. Apparently it angrys up the blood. Actually He just shakes his head in disgust.
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Hi all. What did I miss?
Well, Scott and Sarah began straigtening up the house in anticipation of guests in town for the annual Shaven Yak Festival. Across town, Billy and Kirk decided to go out for a night on the town as soon as Billy got off from his job as an exterminator. Meanwhile, James and Janice decided that it was finally time to take that next big step in their relationship and....No, wait! That's my soap opera.
Good morning Fawlties how are you on this fine and warm spring morning?
Spent most of the day outside it was 62% out and lovely.
62% what??!??! Sunny? Cloudy?
Arrrrrggggghhhhhh!!!!
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I thought I should post this for the benefit those of you not yet part of the collective...er, I mean...those of you who aren't on Facebook:
The following exchange took place during today's game of Pathfinder with my girls:
Daddy (GM): "The evil sorcerer uses his magic staff, and the warrior you just defeated rises as a zombie."
Tatiana: "Oh, this will be easy! Just chop off his head and 'boom', he's dead!"
Point of interest: Tatiana is 8 years old and, as far as I know, has never actually seen a zombie apocalypse movie of any kind. I have know idea where she learned that head shots are the most effective way to deal with zombies.
No offense, AZ. ;)
EDIT: Oh, and by the way, Hero Lab's Tactical Console is frikkin' awesome. Makes managing combat with large numbers of combatants much easier.
she learned it at school.
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This sort of thing is important to know.
You're right, of course, Mothman.
Upon further consideration, I suppose she might have stumbled across my zombie robot storage facility...she'd have had to learn that technique rather quickly in that case. I should probably do a head count...so to speak.
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This sort of thing is important to know.You're right, of course, Mothman.
Upon further consideration, I suppose she might have stumbled across my zombie robot storage facility...she'd have had to learn that technique rather quickly in that case. I should probably do a head count...so to speak.
Uh ... should you have told us that? If anyone asks, I don’t know nuffin.
That’s pretty cool that your daughter both knew that about zombies and is playing Pathfinder with you. It’s amazing what kids pick up and retain. My son, a year ago at three, could pick out and name Demogorgon and Kostchtchie from a line up of demon lords, and happily calls out ‘Otyugh!’ if I mention a monster with tentacles.
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Uh ... should you have told us that? If anyone asks, I don’t know nuffin.This sort of thing is important to know.You're right, of course, Mothman.
Upon further consideration, I suppose she might have stumbled across my zombie robot storage facility...she'd have had to learn that technique rather quickly in that case. I should probably do a head count...so to speak.
Hmmm...you're right. Where did I put that memory erasing script? I had this really cool section of text that I could put into messageboard posts to erase the memory of anyone reading it. But I can never remember where I saved it. Anyway...
That’s pretty cool that your daughter both knew that about zombies and is playing Pathfinder with you. It’s amazing what kids pick up and retain. My son, a year ago at three, could pick out and name Demogorgon and Kostchtchie from a line up of demon lords, and happily calls out ‘Otyugh!’ if I mention a monster with tentacles.
That's great, Mothman! My other daughter can easily identify a whole bevy of mythical creatures. I'm sure she'll be perusing the Pathfinder Bestiary before too long.
It really was cool playing Pathfinder with my girls. I started them off with pre-made characters, but now that they've finished their first scenario, I'm going to let them create their own characters from 1st level. I just ordered their first sets of their very own dice from the Paizo store, too. :D
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A Fawlty poem for the Fawtly folks
Alter Ego
by Scott Emmons
I’m fairly decent-mannered. I maintain a civil tone.
I open doors for strangers, I’m respectful on the phone.
I’m polite to clerks and cabbies, but in truth I have to say
That I’ve often dreamed of being Basil Fawlty for a day!
A brash and shameless misanthrope, I’d run a shabby inn
Where the guests would all be greeted with a snide, sarcastic grin.
I’d have a filthy moose head out on prominent display
And I’d thumb my nose at everyone as Fawlty for a day!
I’d mutter with impatience at my customers’ requests.
I’d imitate the Führer for my special German guests!
I’d smack the clueless waiter when I’d dropped a dinner tray
If I got to live my dream of being Fawlty for a day!
I’d be boorish, brusque and arrogant to everyone I met.
To anyone who balked, I’d snap, “I haven’t started yet!”
I’d rail at all humanity, I’d bellow and I’d bray
If I only could be Fawlty for a single bloody day!
I heard my biggest fan FreeholdDM is lurking around this thread. Can anyone point me in the right direction. You see I wanted to let him know about my new project. Paizo has hired me to do paizo the movie, which is going be a lot like buffy except with more musical numbers, and I was wondering if it was ok if I hired David Boreanaz to play him.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
So I'm not hearing a lot of love for the David Casting. Davids going to be disappointed but I suppose if I pitch the idea to Mr. James Marsters he might just jump for the role. I would have gone for Nathan Fillion but he's playing the role of Moorluck.