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Blammo!


Gary Teter wrote:
Blammo!

*is beginning to feel taunted by name of hated rival*


Solnes wrote:

And they just cancelled his flight. :\

Waiting to hear what they are doing.

Dohp!


Solnes wrote:

And they just cancelled his flight. :\

Waiting to hear what they are doing.

~grimaces~ Oh joy!


Somebody's sense of humor leaked all over me leaving a big brown spot. They just left this book on it to hide it though...


Solnes wrote:
Hubby at airport awaiting flight. Lonely now. *sigh* Part of the prob with never being away from each other for longer than a work day.

Imagine if you were an Army wife!


Spotty Carpet wrote:
Somebody's sense of humor leaked all over me leaving a big brown spot. They just left this book on it to hide it though...

Prepare to be bleached!


Bitter Thorn wrote:
Spotty Carpet wrote:
Somebody's sense of humor leaked all over me leaving a big brown spot. They just left this book on it to hide it though...
Prepare to be bleached!

~screams~ Bleach HIM, not ME! HIM!!! ~points to the Spotty Carpet~

Dark Archive

Solnes wrote:
Hubby at airport awaiting flight. Lonely now. *sigh* Part of the prob with never being away from each other for longer than a work day.

Too bad I wasn't there we could have the girly movie, gay club dance bash party.


Bitter Thorn wrote:
Spotty Carpet wrote:
Somebody's sense of humor leaked all over me leaving a big brown spot. They just left this book on it to hide it though...
Prepare to be bleached!

Sweet. I was originally a bright white carpet, carefree and luxurious. Then somebody let the poodles in.


Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Hubby at airport awaiting flight. Lonely now. *sigh* Part of the prob with never being away from each other for longer than a work day.
Too bad I wasn't there we could have the girly movie, gay club dance bash party.

C'mon! I am sure I can get a sitter! Our birthdays are close together, we will celebrate! :D


Bitter Thorn wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Hubby at airport awaiting flight. Lonely now. *sigh* Part of the prob with never being away from each other for longer than a work day.
Imagine if you were an Army wife!

*shudder* I could not be away from him for that long.


Sharoth wrote:
Solnes wrote:

And they just cancelled his flight. :\

Waiting to hear what they are doing.

~grimaces~ Oh joy!

He seems to be taking it well. Just waiting to hear what flight they will put him on.


Lyn, you around? Call me!

Liberty's Edge

Solnes wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
Solnes wrote:

And they just cancelled his flight. :\

Waiting to hear what they are doing.

~grimaces~ Oh joy!
He seems to be taking it well. Just waiting to hear what flight they will put him on.

It must be something they pump into the air at the airport. Something to keep most of the populace complacent, without aggression.

Unfortunately, it turns 1/10 of 1% into Reavers.


Sharoth wrote:
Bitter Thorn wrote:
Spotty Carpet wrote:
Somebody's sense of humor leaked all over me leaving a big brown spot. They just left this book on it to hide it though...
Prepare to be bleached!
~screams~ Bleach HIM, not ME! HIM!!! ~points to the Spotty Carpet~

LOL!


Solnes wrote:
Bitter Thorn wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Hubby at airport awaiting flight. Lonely now. *sigh* Part of the prob with never being away from each other for longer than a work day.
Imagine if you were an Army wife!
*shudder* I could not be away from him for that long.

Yup. 15 month deployments suck with mighty sucking.


Well, his new flight leaves only five minutes after his original one, however he now has a 6 hour layover in Detroit. :S


Bitter Thorn wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Bitter Thorn wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Hubby at airport awaiting flight. Lonely now. *sigh* Part of the prob with never being away from each other for longer than a work day.
Imagine if you were an Army wife!
*shudder* I could not be away from him for that long.
Yup. 15 month deployments suck with mighty sucking.

Two of my girlfriends are going through that now. :\


Where did everyone go?


Ugh. Moorluck has a lay-over in Detroit? The universe is trying to punish him for things he's said about NYC...

Liberty's Edge

Solnes wrote:
Where did everyone go?

Sorry 'bout that... Work called. Something about Sales Reps thinking they know how to design an HTML email ("Can you make the pictures BIGGER?" "What about BOLD RED font?" "I like LOLCATZ!")


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Ugh. Moorluck has a lay-over in Detroit? The universe is trying to punish him for things he's said about NYC...

Heh, I feel so bad for him. I sent him with just enough cash to get home, now he has this 6 hour lay over and no money. :(


Ouch. :(


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Ouch. :(

Yeah. His original flight had him with just enough time to get to the next plane and then straight to my brothers. I figured all he needed was gas money to get home, my brother would feed him and put him up for the night and send him off with sandwiches and waters. :(


Yayy! E7 is going to get him and spend some time with him! *hugs*!

Scarab Sages

runs through thread screaming and pulling what's left of his hair out


Solnes wrote:
Yayy! E7 is going to get him and spend some time with him! *hugs*!

NICE.


Solnes wrote:
Yayy! E7 is going to get him and spend some time with him! *hugs*!

Very cool!


Awesome! Now hubby gets to see E7 and Lyn and her hubby! So jealous!


Aberzombie wrote:
runs through thread screaming and pulling what's left of his hair out

So I map Quested the drive home from VT, hubby will be driving through Philly.


Ashe Ravenheart wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Ashe Ravenheart wrote:

*YAWN*

*blink blink*

Why am I surrounded by wrappings of candy bars and empty cans of Coke? What happened last night?

Ah well, Good Morning FAWLTers!

You passed out after dry humping PMG's tentacles. It was.... disturbing.

Thank God I have no memory of that!

(and, hopefully, Urizen was out of film...)

Spoiler:

PHOTOBOMB EXPLOSIVE RUNES!


Urizen wrote:
Ashe Ravenheart wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Ashe Ravenheart wrote:

*YAWN*

*blink blink*

Why am I surrounded by wrappings of candy bars and empty cans of Coke? What happened last night?

Ah well, Good Morning FAWLTers!

You passed out after dry humping PMG's tentacles. It was.... disturbing.

Thank God I have no memory of that!

(and, hopefully, Urizen was out of film...)

** spoiler omitted **

Dohp! I looked!


Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:

*yawns*

I hate being stuck at work doing computer work...
Beats not sitting around working. But pretend you're hacking into secret goverment blackmail photos, it will make your day go much smoother. ;)

lol, if only. Then I'd be yelling at students every time they interupted me.

"GO AWAY IM A SECERT AGENT!"
Fixed.
But I iz not a man. =0

Don't spoil my concert high, dagnabbit!


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Now I just have to work on her grammar...

:P

Q: When is a claimer a DIS claimer?

When you're dissing your child in a public forum. ;-)


What? Did you take your energy dome off?


Urizen wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Now I just have to work on her grammar...

:P

Q: When is a claimer a DIS claimer?

When you're dissing your child in a public forum. ;-)

There was a break between those two posts. From another thread:

DISCLAIMER: Followed by what seems to be a claim.

And then: an entire thread of dissing.


Solnes wrote:
Bitter Thorn wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Bitter Thorn wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Hubby at airport awaiting flight. Lonely now. *sigh* Part of the prob with never being away from each other for longer than a work day.
Imagine if you were an Army wife!
*shudder* I could not be away from him for that long.
Yup. 15 month deployments suck with mighty sucking.
Two of my girlfriends are going through that now. :\

Wait? Mighty sucking? Where do I apply for my Jody papers?

:p


duct tape - check
baby oil - check
rubber gloves - check
ski mask - check

camera - check

Hmm, I'm thinking I should leave my new Advance Players Guide at home. Too much temptation.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
What? Did you take your energy dome off?

Actually, it's the only thing I'm wearing right now.


Ok, now I can relax.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Now I just have to work on her grammar...

:P

Q: When is a claimer a DIS claimer?

When you're dissing your child in a public forum. ;-)

There was a break between those two posts. From another thread:

DISCLAIMER: Followed by what seems to be a claim.

And then: an entire thread of dissing.

James Cameron texted me. He wants his sinking ship back.


Emperor7 wrote:

duct tape - check

baby oil - check
rubber gloves - check
ski mask - check

camera - check

Hmm, I'm thinking I should leave my new Advance Players Guide at home. Too much temptation.

Anal probe and Gorilla Glue. Don't forget.


Urizen wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Now I just have to work on her grammar...

:P

Q: When is a claimer a DIS claimer?

When you're dissing your child in a public forum. ;-)

There was a break between those two posts. From another thread:

DISCLAIMER: Followed by what seems to be a claim.

And then: an entire thread of dissing.

James Cameron texted me. He wants his sinking ship back.

SHOW ME THE MONEY!

Liberty's Edge

Emperor7 wrote:

duct tape - check

baby oil - check
rubber gloves - check
ski mask - check

camera - check

Hmm, I'm thinking I should leave my new Advance Players Guide at home. Too much temptation.

*sniff* I miss my friends back in PA.


Solnes wrote:
Ok, now I can relax.

or not....whats the baby oil for?! O.0

Liberty's Edge

Solnes wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Ok, now I can relax.
or not....whats the baby oil for?! O.0

Don't worry. It's not what you think. I used to think the same thing.

But they actually DON'T squeeze babies in a wine press to make baby oil. Turns out that's just really hypoallergenic and less irritating than normal oil.


Urizen wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:

duct tape - check

baby oil - check
rubber gloves - check
ski mask - check

camera - check

Hmm, I'm thinking I should leave my new Advance Players Guide at home. Too much temptation.

Anal probe and Gorilla Glue. Don't forget.

Then he'll need one of those inflatable donuts to sit on for the connecting flight...


Ashe Ravenheart wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Ok, now I can relax.
or not....whats the baby oil for?! O.0

Don't worry. It's not what you think. I used to think the same thing.

But they actually DON'T squeeze babies in a wine press to make baby oil. Turns out that's just really hypoallergenic and less irritating than normal oil.

Well, I for ONE like my baby oil made the AUTHENTIC, old school way! Better for my delicate skin...


Mona & Cosmo's Mama wrote:
Ashe Ravenheart wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Ok, now I can relax.
or not....whats the baby oil for?! O.0

Don't worry. It's not what you think. I used to think the same thing.

But they actually DON'T squeeze babies in a wine press to make baby oil. Turns out that's just really hypoallergenic and less irritating than normal oil.

Well, I for ONE like my baby oil made the AUTHENTIC, old school way! Better for my delicate skin...

I tried that once with my little boy, but the result was nothing you would want to rub on yourself.

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