I always wanted to be a professional golf-cart driver, but they said I was to aggressive. I was like "Come on! That was only the one time, and the dude didn't even need to go the hospital!".
I wouldnt mind getting a black belt in the Karma Sutra....
Oh thats easy I know just the shop and catalougs to order from. Getting a black belt is only half the fun you also need the wrist and ankle cuffs to go with them. and if you have the cash a sling.