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Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

You need more moderators and Cut the number of pages down to 10 per thread, then start new thread plz! Most of the comments are 1 liners and the threads go all over the place I know these forums are young and under funded but 551 pages on one topic is insanity!

Edit: Woot! FAWTL tribute top of the page!

Silver Crusade

Sebastian wrote:

You need more moderators and Cut the number of pages down to 10 per thread, then start new thread plz! Most of the comments are 1 liners and the threads go all over the place I know these forums are young and under funded but 551 pages on one topic is insanity!

Edit: Woot! FAWTL tribute top of the page!

For about the 30th time, Sebastian has won the internet.


Pfft. Low hanging fruitx.

Scarab Sages

Mmmmmm....apple?


Celestial Healer wrote:
Sebastian wrote:

You need more moderators and Cut the number of pages down to 10 per thread, then start new thread plz! Most of the comments are 1 liners and the threads go all over the place I know these forums are young and under funded but 551 pages on one topic is insanity!

Edit: Woot! FAWTL tribute top of the page!

For about the 30th time, Sebastian has won the internet.

We regret to inform you that, due to overwhelming demands, there are no more Internets to be won.

Scarab Sages

Orthos wrote:
We regret to inform you that, due to overwhelming demands, there are no more Internets to be won.

That's OK. I'm sure AlGore can just invent another one.

:)


Aberzombie wrote:
Orthos wrote:
We regret to inform you that, due to overwhelming demands, there are no more Internets to be won.

That's OK. I'm sure AlGore can just invent another one.

:)

I found some more internets over here. They're weren't full of win, something called Epic Flail...

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Pfft. Low hanging fruitx.

Don't hate the player...

Hate the splatbooks that gave him the ability to create such a degenerate character in the first place.

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Celestial Healer wrote:


For about the 30th time, Sebastian has won the internet.

Woot!

Orthos wrote:
We regret to inform you that, due to overwhelming demands, there are no more Internets to be won.

Doh!

Scarab Sages

Bear on a Unicycle wrote:
...something called Epic Flail...

Oooh, an Epic Flail! Is that like a Maul of the Titans?


Epic Flail.

Scarab Sages

Bear on a Unicycle wrote:
Epic Flail.

So, what you're saying is "Sebastian has been dancing like a dying fish"?


Aberzombie wrote:
Bear on a Unicycle wrote:
Epic Flail.
So, what you're saying is "Sebastian has been dancing like a dying fish"?

Mmmmm, fish.


Sebastian wrote:
Hate the splatbooks that gave him the ability to create such a degenerate character in the first place.

Hero cuts the bloat while maintaining the degeneration. Win!

Sovereign Court

Aberzombie wrote:
So, what you're saying is "Sebastian has been dancing like a dying fish"?

I thought his dance resembled a dying chicken.


Callous Jack wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
So, what you're saying is "Sebastian has been dancing like a dying fish"?
I thought his dance resembled a dying chicken.

Missing head and everything?

Sovereign Court

Orthos wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
So, what you're saying is "Sebastian has been dancing like a dying fish"?
I thought his dance resembled a dying chicken.
Missing head and everything?

Indeed.


Callous Jack wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
So, what you're saying is "Sebastian has been dancing like a dying fish"?
I thought his dance resembled a dying chicken.
Missing head and everything?
Indeed.

... sounds messy. Cleanup on aisle six.


G&&+@@it, I'm like 69 posts late in this thread.

Hitler did it too.

Those guys are like Nazis.

It's like what happened to the Jews all over.


fighters really sucks.


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
fighters really sucks.

What? Everyone knows that 4e Republican thieves are full of fail unless they are dual wielding flaming katanas!

Sovereign Court

CourtFool wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
fighters really sucks.
What? Everyone knows that 4e Republican thieves are full of fail unless they are dual wielding flaming katanas!

Don't forget the teabag nunchucks.


Callous Jack wrote:
Don't forget the teabag nunchucks.

Don't bring splat book material into this.


CourtFool wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
fighters really sucks.
What? Everyone knows that 4e Republican thieves are full of fail unless they are dual wielding flaming katanas!

Oh yeah. Republicans are really thieves, because they want to work for their stuff, keep their stuff, and not give it away for monty haul liberal programs.

More like rogues.

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
fighters really sucks.
What? Everyone knows that 4e Republican thieves are full of fail unless they are dual wielding flaming katanas!

Oh yeah. Republicans are really thieves, because they want to work for their stuff, keep their stuff, and not give it away for monty haul liberal programs.

More like rogues.

Bah. Liberals are all like robin hood, who, as we can all agree, was actually Lawful Good and a ranger too.

At least until 4e, when rangers were completely ruined. Probably by conservatives.

Spoiler:

Politics + Alignment + Edition War = Auto Win


Sebastian wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
fighters really sucks.
What? Everyone knows that 4e Republican thieves are full of fail unless they are dual wielding flaming katanas!

Oh yeah. Republicans are really thieves, because they want to work for their stuff, keep their stuff, and not give it away for monty haul liberal programs.

More like rogues.

Bah. Liberals are all like robin hood, who, as we can all agree, was actually Lawful Good and a ranger too.

At least until 4e, when rangers were completely ruined. Probably by conservatives.

** spoiler omitted **

bollox! I cry bollox!

Robin Hood would've been all about gun rights.
The liberal Nottinghamers would want to limit them.

EPIC F$**ING WIN!!!

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

bollox! I cry bollox!

Robin Hood would've been all about gun rights.
The liberal Nottinghamers would want to limit them.

EPIC f~*~ING WIN!!!

As if. Nottingham was clearly a right wing theocracy controlled by a character that is obviously based on Sarah Palin.

Also, the fact that robin hood used a bow proves he was a ranger. I want to make sure we're not glossing over that detail, because it is important.

The other problem with the editions is that 3e removed the alignment requirement for rangers. Back in 2e, rangers were clearly all liberals because they were required to be Good. Once 3e removed the alignment restriction, it opened the class up to conservatives (who, by definition, are Evil).

What really need in this country is a law requiring Republicans to wear black hats and Democrats to wear white hats. It'll be just like the wizardry orders on Krynn, except less stupid.


Sarah Palin is Maid Marian.

Go take your Che Guevara sticker covered Volvo down to the levy and smoke that, pinko.

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Sarah Palin is Maid Marian.

Go take your Che Guevara sticker covered Volvo down to the levy and smoke that, pinko.

I tried that, but it wouldn't light.


Dry it in the microwave; you know what to do, Chong.

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Dude...

Good call on the microwave...

Oh man, I thought I was talking to a leprechaun.

This is some serious s$+!, man.

Do you know what the real problem is? It's words. People have so much love in them, but it's always lost because they have to translate it into words. If only we had, like, telepathy, man, then we could, like, see things the same way. Like my hand. I've never noticed how large it is before.


wesulll. WE. sull.


Soylent blue? Or is is Soylent green?

I'll be right back, something smells like purple.


Wurst. Thread. Evurrr.


Best. repsone. evur.

Paizo Employee Director of Narrative

I love you guys.


Love is as love does.

The Exchange

I now love this thread and will make it my b@#$^!!


LOVE.

HATE.

TATs.

The Exchange

I did not hit a woman, I just put ALL my weight on her.


Crimson Jester wrote:
I did not hit a woman, I just put ALL my weight on her.

That's how the officers do it in Seattle.

The Exchange

Urizen wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
I did not hit a woman, I just put ALL my weight on her.
That's how the officers do it in Seattle.

I had heard that. I keep trying to talk the wife into moving there. Loved the two weeks I spent up there but sigh that was years ago.

The Exchange

Urizen wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
I did not hit a woman, I just put ALL my weight on her.
That's how the officers do it in Seattle.

Thats what she said.


Sebastian wrote:


I'm going to regret this, but what does that make Libertarians?

A bunch of druggies who want to legalize marijuana and get baked.

Hmmm...hookers and blow...

Wait there's a legalize marijuana party?!? When's the next election because Mr. Fishy is voting for Mary Jane as President. So many problems can be solved with MJ.

Spouse abuse? MJ solved it!
Spouse abuse? MJ what? oh...
Spuse Ab...WHAT? oh...
Hand me the chips...please...the chips. The chips the ones your eating. Give me the damn chips!

What were we talking about?
Right Spouse abuse...

See, stoned out bastard is to high to threaten anyone. Unless you're made of food them you're screwed.

Scarab Sages

Mmmm.....chips.


I've found a new home!

::INHALES DEEPLY and holds::


Puff better have some chips.


Mr.Fishy wrote:
Puff better have some chips.

Of course! I have chips and vinegar. Because nothing else goes so well with... FISH. ::smack, smack::

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