I have it upon good authority that...

[Spotty Carpet]

Awww man, the things I've seen.

[Mulder agent of Fox]

Spotty Carpet wrote:

Awww man, the things I've seen.

Do Tell. Were the sights intersting?

Did Bitter Thorn (or the ghouls) finally succeed?

Been quite here in paranoia thread land......

[The Flying Monkeys]

*flies through with a tv screen pointed at Urizen*

[ulgulanoth]

hey someone was looking for you in the celestial thread...

[Conspiracy Buff]

Don't listen to him! It's a trap!

[Urizen]

<adds flying monkey to list of possible conspiracies>