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Have there been anymore out breaks?

On a similar note, this fungal threat originated in New York State and spread southwest towards Oklahoma:

Link

Called White Nose Syndrome, it is killing off large portions of local bat populations.

With no bats to eat insects, could insects start to eat us?

What would desire to unleash such a plague?

we're banning undead......but congress doesn't never follow its own laws, stupid!

Are you certain, possessed by demon, she's not?

is he a lich?

Is not Un-Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness guarenteed by the Declaration of Independance?

Poor liches always discriminated against......

WOHOO!!!

This bodes not well......

The Great Olds Ones are filing court challenges as we communicate....

Nyarlathotep is tapped to argue the case before the US Supreme Court.....

Foolish Congress.....

Only Hope IS Presidential Veto......

signal off.....

Vic Wertz wrote:

Marcus Aurelius wrote:

Vic Wertz wrote:

hogarth wrote:

Wait -- you comment on it not being photoshopped, but you don't comment on it being an alien passing as a human being?

Mighty suspicious if you ask me...

Which color are we talking about?

orange

I have been advised to make no comment on the potential alienness of orange.

Paizo has ben taken over by Pod People!!!!!

ORANGE pod people!

Must....fight..... resist ....never submit ...

Perhaps my offering went very very right and I have yet to see the boon from it? :-k

Perhaps. Or something much worse averted has been. This fungus being a side affect but of the failed breach in our planar matter.

We should have a cookie and wait. Is that possible?

I promise I was not making an offering to the Great Old Ones in the kitchen.

One has been led to believe the cooking of the Great Lilith is both incorrupt and inviolate.

Clearly, had such an offering been proffered, no mear fungus would have the summoning resulted.

Hail and praise Liliths cookies.........Ia!

Awww man, the things I've seen.

Do Tell. Were the sights intersting?

Did Bitter Thorn (or the ghouls) finally succeed?

Been quite here in paranoia thread land......

Mos wrote:

There is no conspiracy, only incompetence.

You look familiar. Have you been lurking around, spying on us, in disguise or something?

This is the droid you have been looking for, Conspiracy Buff.

Go forth, mark him, unleash the ghoul hounds upon him, verily I say.

Then report back. for they listen in darkness

...Conspiracy theories require a level of pre-cognition that seems well beyond what I've encountered in humans.

I offer the above as evidence of my theory that Sebastian is a member of an extraterestial cabal promoting various conspiracy theories.

( disclaimer: Further selective editing of his writings may be necessary to discover exactly what the cabal plans to achieve by this vast marketing campaign).

Smiley the Dentist wrote:

Moving while The Nozzle is "Engaging" will disrupt calibration of The Nozzle. Looking away from The Nozzle will disrupt calibration of The Nozzle. Moving or looking away from The Nozzle while "Calibrating" will disrupt calibration of The Nozzle. Moving or looking away from The Nozzle while "Still Calibrating" will disrupt calibration of The Nozzle. Do not look away from the Nozzle.

[Doctor]But listen - your life could depend on this - don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast, faster than you could believe. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and DON'T! BLINK!

Good luck.[/Doctor]

Blinking While Calibrating is Problematic

Do not press the button:

FWIW Ptolemaic (the earth is the fixed center of all heavenly bodies)

Everywhere I go, Bitter Thorn is.

It's definitely a Mason/Illuminati/Grey conspiracy going on here. I'm going to need more tinfoil.

Worry not, Urizen. Their paltry schemes mean little.

The Rosicrucians on the hand other.....tin foil they consume and putrid vapours belch. In these must find you the pathways to the future correct.

But watch for the ghouls...........

SANITY check!

Bah. I voted for Palin/Coulter in 2012. SANITY checks

Long live the eternal betamax!!!!!

Mmmmm, rootkit.

They also play betamax tapes.

Ahhhhhhh, betamax. The truth shows itself. Soon you to, Smiley Dentist, will also know the truth. Then you will be free.

They are very near............

AIR BREATHERS SUCK!!!!

Mr. Fishy breathes fire.

So much hot steam......

Agent Mulder is a Fox.

See Urizen Run

Run, Urizen, Run

The Ghouls Are Coming Urizen

Faceless Minions Of The Evil One