Bonus Verses for the Goblin Song!


Rise of the Runelords

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Here are three alternate stanzas to extend the length of your goblin antics.

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"Goblins shout and goblins cheat!
Goblins burn and goblins eat!
Torch the house and slay the beast,
Goblins kill and then they feast!"

"Goblins push and goblins grab!
Goblins steal and goblins stab!
Take their things and tell them lies,
Goblins knife you in the eyes!"

"Hack the women, gut the men!
Drag their bodies to the den!
Rend the fat and tear the skin,
Boil the pots and toss them in!"


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My wizard improved a rebuttal version of the goblin chant and yelled it back at them (got one of them mad enough at him that it tried to attack him by jumping off the roof of the new cathedral).

Goblins beg and goblins plea,
Goblins run and goblins flee.
Goblins whimper and goblins cry,
Goblins bleed and goblins die.

Goblins fall and goblins dive,
When goblins come none leave alive.
Of goblins now I’ve had my fill,
The next goblin I see is the goblin I’ll kill.

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