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We have headband/helm, eye, throat, shoulders, body, cloak/armor, belt, boot, and 2 ring slots, but why no legs slot? is everyone runnin around like in reign the conqueror and 300 with speedo's on? where are magical pants and a pants/legs slot?
I too find the lack of magic pants disturbing.
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All I want is a decent pair of pants!
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Wasn't there a magic item called "The Golden Pantaloons"?
Yes. In Baldur's Gate I and II.
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Parachute pants that cast feather fall 3/days when you fall
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Pants are overrated.
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We have headband/helm, eye, throat, shoulders, body, cloak/armor, belt, boot, and 2 ring slots, but why no legs slot? is everyone runnin around like in reign the conqueror and 300 with speedo's on?
real life or the game?
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Well, I don't think they were ever fully stated up, but Elminster had magic undergarments of some kind in Elminster in Hell. The book never said what they were, just that they were, indeed, magical.
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Pants for me! Pants for you! If I get a pant, why don't you?!
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Top Ten Reasons There are no Magic Pants.
10. Magic Pants would break the game. Stop being a munchkin.
9. The lack of magic pants is a cut and paste error. Paizo will fix it in the FAQ.
8. Magic pants are unrealistic. They violate the rules of magic. Everyone knows that.
7. Mathematically, magic pants are an inferior build.
6. Magic pants would have to be masterwork first. 300 gp for a pair of pants can not be justified economically.
5. James Jacobs has a personal vendetta against magic pants. He thinks they'd steal focus from the Bard.
4. "Pants" is intellectual property of WotC.
3. Wearing "magic pants" means something obscene according to the Urban Dictionary.
2. "I'll stick it in my pants slot" is not something you want to hear at the gaming table.
And the number one reason there are no magic pants in Pathfinder....
1. Magic pants don't have full spell progression, therefore, they aren't worth wearing.
I think those were Boxer Breifs of Viagra.
That would probably be a logical conclusion . . . ;)
Top Ten Reasons There are no Magic Pants.
10. Magic Pants would break the game. Stop being a munchkin.
9. The lack of magic pants is a cut and paste error. Paizo will fix it in the FAQ.
8. Magic pants are unrealistic. They violate the rules of magic. Everyone knows that.
7. Mathematically, magic pants are an inferior build.
6. Magic pants would have to be masterwork first. 300 gp for a pair of pants can not be justified economically.
5. James Jacobs has a personal vendetta against magic pants. He thinks they'd steal focus from the Bard.
4. "Pants" is intellectual property of WotC.
3. Wearing "magic pants" means something obscene according to the Urban Dictionary.
2. "I'll stick it in my pants slot" is not something you want to hear at the gaming table.
And the number one reason there are no magic pants in Pathfinder....
1. Magic pants don't have full spell progression, therefore, they aren't worth wearing.
That's it. You win the thread.
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As a a wise belligerent dwarf once said..
That's it. You win the thread.Top Ten Reasons There are no Magic Pants.
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Pants of Stuffing: +2 Enhancement Bonus to Intimidate.
...or a bonus to diplomacy depending on the sexual orientation of the NPC in question.
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All I want is a decent pair of pants!
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Well, I don't think they were ever fully stated up, but Elminster had magic undergarments of some kind in Elminster in Hell. The book never said what they were, just that they were, indeed, magical.I think those were Boxer Breifs of Viagra.
Problem is they only work while you are wearing them ... so kind of pointless. :D
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Pants that grant +2 enhancement bonus to Int.
Smartypants
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I find your lack of pants disturbing.
Yay for Star Wars pants-jokes!
Yoda: I cannot teach this boy, he has no pants...
OR
Lando: Han will get those pants down, we gotta give him time!
OR
Emperor: There is a disturbance in the pants.
Vader: I have felt it, my master.
:D
Problem is they only work while you are wearing them ... so kind of pointless. :DWell, I don't think they were ever fully stated up, but Elminster had magic undergarments of some kind in Elminster in Hell. The book never said what they were, just that they were, indeed, magical.I think those were Boxer Breifs of Viagra.
That's what the hole in the front is for...
That's it. You win the thread.Top Ten Reasons There are no Magic Pants.
10. Magic Pants would break the game. Stop being a munchkin.
9. The lack of magic pants is a cut and paste error. Paizo will fix it in the FAQ.
8. Magic pants are unrealistic. They violate the rules of magic. Everyone knows that.
7. Mathematically, magic pants are an inferior build.
6. Magic pants would have to be masterwork first. 300 gp for a pair of pants can not be justified economically.
5. James Jacobs has a personal vendetta against magic pants. He thinks they'd steal focus from the Bard.
4. "Pants" is intellectual property of WotC.
3. Wearing "magic pants" means something obscene according to the Urban Dictionary.
2. "I'll stick it in my pants slot" is not something you want to hear at the gaming table.
And the number one reason there are no magic pants in Pathfinder....
1. Magic pants don't have full spell progression, therefore, they aren't worth wearing.
while i disagree with the order, i conceed victory, mynameisjake, you are the victor sir.
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Parachute pants that cast feather fall 3/days when you fall
Monkey Pants!
I have not forgotten this.
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Cursed Item: These pants constrict when the wearer puts them on, and then begin to heat up. They do damage as the heat metal spell
Hot Pants
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Woe to the lady who wears the +1 Shiny pants because of the horrible pick up line: "Do you polish your pants? Because I can see myself in them."
Cursed(?) Item: Bellbottoms. This pair of magical pants have small bells hidden at the bottom of the legs that ring out when the wearer tries to be sneaky.
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Pants that grant +2 enhancement bonus to Int. Smartypants
I was going to propose Fancy Pants of Charisma +2.
Maybe we could get the guys at supergenius to devote one of their loot for less products to pants based items.
Let's not forget codpieces now.
This whole thread is greatness.
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Magical Brown Pants of Protection from Fear.
(Well, at least it looks like you're not afraid compared to that time you wore white pants into battle.)
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Pants on Fire: +5 to bluff skill.
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I personally don't want anything with special properties that could malfunction near my private parts.
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We have headband/helm, eye, throat, shoulders, body, cloak/armor, belt, boot, and 2 ring slots, but why no legs slot? is everyone runnin around like in reign the conqueror and 300 with speedo's on? where are magical pants and a pants/legs slot?
I think the contents of this thread are reason enough why there isn't one. :)
we hases pants of stinking cloud!
Don't forget magic leg warmers when going into arctic climes. Or, long johns of cold resistance.