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[ulgulanoth]

welcome to the home of lawful evil characters, a refine house, we will neuter any and all poodles in this thread!
oh and we have tea, ice tea, cause the kettle is broke

[Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0]

Evil is a concept of a the weak willed.
A construct of those weak , flawed beginnings who do not understand the drive for perfection

[ulgulanoth]

want some tea?

[Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0]

Tea is Irrelevant
Unless it's good tea

[ulgulanoth]

its good tea, but cold...

[TriOmegaZero]

Served like revenge? How fitting.

[Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0]

Iced is acceptable
Do you have lemon?

[ulgulanoth]

indeed to both questions

[Professor Xane Rourke]

Now, kindly sign the check, and I will give you some tea.

[Celestial Healer]

ulgulanoth wrote:

welcome to the home of lawful evil characters, a refine house, we will neuter any and all poodles in this thread!

oh and we have tea, ice tea, cause the kettle is broke

I thought you were Celestial...

[ulgulanoth]

*looks round* i am celestial... now would you care for some specially prepaired tea?

[Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0]

We have brought cookies

[Celestial Healer]

ulgulanoth wrote:

*looks round* i am celestial... now would you care for some specially prepaired tea?

Whew. That's a relief.

Sure, I'll have some.

I'm not Lawful Evil, though. Is that a problem?

[Infernal Healer]

Celestial Healer wrote:

ulgulanoth wrote:

*looks round* i am celestial... now would you care for some specially prepaired tea?

Whew. That's a relief.

Sure, I'll have some.

I'm not Lawful Evil, though. Is that a problem?

Get out of here, angel boy.

Ahh. Finally a place I can kick back and relax.

[Callous Jack's Sebastian]

Will anyone here give me a hug?

[Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0]

Hugs are Irrelevant
The winged one may give you a sponge bath however

Would you like a cookie?
They are snickerdoodle

[ulgulanoth]

now, now, lawful evil is curtasy... no kicking out of people... and no physical contact either...

[Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0]

We have you hat
It was most useful

[Ninja Munchkin]

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:

We have you hat

It was most useful

Ewwww....

[ulgulanoth's hat]

are you talking about me?

[Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0]

Correct

[ulgulanoth's hat]

fair enough

[Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0]

Dimensional folding technology was useful to the collective

[ulgulanoth's hat]

use it wisely

[Infernal Healer]

ulgulanoth wrote:

now, now, lawful evil is curtasy... no kicking out of people... and no physical contact either...

What about straight-up killing?

[Professor Xane Rourke]

Sebastian wrote:

Will anyone here give me a hug?

Yes, just sign this hug contract please....

[ulgulanoth]

straight up killing is fine... though you need to sighn the forms on the left before and after the act aaaand get them aproved by that guy over there

[Professor Xane Rourke]

Professor Xane Rourke wrote:

Sebastian wrote:

Will anyone here give me a hug?

Yes, just sign this hug contract please....

Let me look in my briefcase, ah yes, I have the slaughter forms here...

IN Triplicate, don't forget the filing fee...

[Twin Agate Dragons]

I prefer piping hot coffee, sweetened with Splenda and with a splash of milk.

[ulgulanoth]

i said the kettle was broken... though now that your here that problem might have been resolved....

[Twin Agate Dragons]

ulgulanoth wrote:

i said the kettle was broken... though now that your here that problem might have been resolved....

*brings four new kettles into the thread*

[ulgulanoth]

4 new kettles... *shakes head*
ok where are the forms....

[Twin Agate Dragons]

ulgulanoth wrote:

4 new kettles... *shakes head*

ok where are the forms....

*casts summon forms*

POOF! *forms appear in front of ulgulanoth*

[ulgulanoth]

*reads forms*
wait a minute... these aren't kettle forms!

[Twin Agate Dragons]

ulgulanoth wrote:

*reads forms*

wait a minute... these aren't kettle forms!

*casts summon kettle forms*

POOF! *kettle forms appear in front of ulgulanoth*

[ulgulanoth]

*reads...fills...*
ok, we have now 4 kettles, anyone wishing to use any one of these 4 kettles must pay that the desk, charges may vary...

[ulgulanoth's hat]

i'm amazed there be no poodles here...

[Shadowspectre]

ulgulanoth's hat wrote:

i'm amazed there be no poodles here...

You realize you're asking for trouble by saying that, right?

[Celestial Healer]

Shadowspectre wrote:

ulgulanoth's hat wrote:

i'm amazed there be no poodles here...

You realize you're asking for trouble by saying that, right?

They are overwhelmingly chaotic.

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

runs through thread, trying to escape from Monday

YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP!.........

[The Monday Monster]

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

runs through thread, trying to escape from Monday

YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP!.........

*chasing after CDP* Come here little poodle. All I want is to suck the marrow out of your bones. ROWRRRRRRR!!!

[Callous Jack's Sebastian]

Professor Xane Rourke wrote:

Sebastian wrote:

Will anyone here give me a hug?

Yes, just sign this hug contract please....

Yay! I have a friend!

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

runs through thread singing joyously

[Trapper Kobold #11]

*Stabs poodle*

[Mr. Tiggles]

*Probes Trapper Kobold #11.*

[Gene Spliced Poodle-Shark]

Trapper Kobold #11 wrote:

*Stabs poodle*

GLOMP!

*eats Trapper Kobold #11*

[Trapper Kobold #11]

Gene Spliced Poodle-Shark wrote:

Trapper Kobold #11 wrote:

*Stabs poodle*

GLOMP!

*eats Trapper Kobold #11*

AAAA!

*Releases tiny blue weasel from pack*
Eat it! Eat it!

[Gene Spliced Poodle-Shark]

Trapper Kobold #11 wrote:

Gene Spliced Poodle-Shark wrote:

Trapper Kobold #11 wrote:

*Stabs poodle*

GLOMP!

*eats Trapper Kobold #11*

AAAA!

*Releases tiny blue weasel from pack*
Eat it! Eat it!

Only if you promise to leave the rest of us poodles alone!

[The Monday Monster]

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

runs through thread singing joyously

You've won this time Sumo. I'll be seeing you again real soon.

[Trapper Kobold #11]

Gene Spliced Poodle-Shark wrote:

Trapper Kobold #11 wrote:

Gene Spliced Poodle-Shark wrote:

Trapper Kobold #11 wrote:

*Stabs poodle*

GLOMP!

*eats Trapper Kobold #11*

AAAA!

*Releases tiny blue weasel from pack*
Eat it! Eat it!

Only if you promise to leave the rest of us poodles alone!

I telling weasel to eat you! Stupid weasel!

*Weasel bites #11*
Ow! Okay, fine, I not hurt poodles!