His Drink: Peyo Tea
Actually posting to
get my dot again.
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Get my dot again
The old one has disapeared
Back to normal now.
Back to normal now.
Reincarnation is a
really random spell.
Really random spell
Czech failures form you're entry:
Why Frost through it out
Why Frost through it out
Because the white dragon belched
He needed a Tums
He needed a Tums
After eating a pair of
Explosive implants
Explosive implants
Motorboat detonation
Non-vehicular
Non-vehicular
use requires the wielder keep
both hands on the lance.
Both hands on the lance
If you've chosen not to mount
Brace for charge, baby
[duh - page late/dollar short]
His drink: Peyo Tea
Explains how he devised them
Those blue shroom demons!
[/duh - page late/dollar short]
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"Brace for charge, baby"
That is one hell of a line
Worse than D.M.V.
Worse than D.M.V.?
The real-word casting of Maze?
I can't imagine
I can't imagine
A mage keeping a tame drake;
I take no damage.
I take no damage
Improved evasion says so
It's in the rulebook
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It's in the rulebook
I can change what I want now
I am the G.M.
I am the G.M.
Not an PC with a kukri
Tucker's Kobolds! Run!
Tucker's Kobolds! Run!
The Head of Vecna awaits
At the Gazebo!
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At the Gazebo
My true love waits patiently.
I'm stuck in traffic.
I'm stuck in traffic
Look at all the sticky jam
Clogging up the road.
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Clogging up the road
Nobody knows how to stop
Ten car pile-up
Ten car pile-up
At the Monster Truck Rally
Truck-a-saur will eat
Truck-a-saur will eat
All these lame-ass hobgoblins.
My munchkin druid.
My munchkin druid
He said, hitting on wiccans
Pointing to his groin
Pointing to his groin
Was the best explanation
The fighter could give.
Ah, that kind of critical hit.
The fighter could give
Much better than he could take
Low Constitution
Low Constitution
Ring of regeneration
He was hard to watch
He was hard to watch
Michael Moore in a speedo
I need a brain scrub
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I need a brain scrub
That last haiku was scary
Curse my mental pic
Curse my mental pic
So that it changes color
When I get angry
When I get angry
stirges surrounding me,
I am too spent to run.
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I am too spent to run
I am too rich to stay here
Monetary woes
Monetary woes
won't get me down when I can
transmute gems to gold!
Wait a minute...
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Transmute gems to gold
Too many materials
I would just sell them
I would just sell them
But nobody is buying
Baby tatzlworms
Baby Tatzlworms:
An unfortunately named
Breakfast cereal
Breakfast cereal -
breakfast of champions? No!
I want steak'n'eggs
I want steak 'n eggs
Cholesterol overload
Cut the grease with beer
Cut the grease with beer
Vodka rum rye whiskey gin
Drinks for Hemmingway
Drinks for Hemmingway
But dropkick his six-toed cat
Annoying furball
"Annoying furball"?
That's it?? This cantrip-level
summon monster sucks!
Summon Monster sucks
A Celestial Badger?
Humiliating
Humiliating
a lich is easy, but it's
probably unwise.
Probably unwise
To upset Ricky's Smith's mom
Beware, Lane Meyer!
Beware, Lane Meyer!
The Paper Boy is coming
for his two dollars
For his two dollars
Hugh Grant should buy a Big Mac
Not a prostitute
Not a prostitute,
nor pimp, but a "saucy wench".
I love this table!
I love this table
I need it for my Man Cave
Alas, I am poor
Alas, I am poor
Too poor to attract a lass?
True hearts have no toll
True hearts have no toll
A real kidney will cost you
On the black market
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