Except in movies
The big hero always wins
Unlike in real life
Less, don't believe it!
Johnny Fever doesn't want
your friendship at all.
Thank you for playing
Maury says you're the father
Those tests do not lie
Those tests do not lie
Multiple choice reveals all
Depths of potential
Depths of potential
Aboleth and KuoToa
Friends in the water
The Underminers
Try to tear me down, man
But I won't let them!
who can use the force?
several wizards only
not any-one else
Not anyone else
Can handle my good taste in
Clothing and footwear
Clothing and footwear
Torturous childhood Christmas
Always desired toys
Buy Andy's Girlfriend
A present that she would like
Said Andy to bro
Said Andy to bro
vague speak of future parties
Buddy needs pizza
"Buddy needs pizza
To stay alive!" the voice said
My life is Gauntlet
My life is gauntlet
Of unending horrors and
Some funny stuff too
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Fat, laughing babies
Haunt me when I try to sleep
But they taste -so- good!
You greedy bastard!
Eggo Waffles are all gone!
Now I cut your face.
"Now I cut your face!"
Shouted Edward Scissorhands
To an empty room
"The carpet and drapes
do not match." said Agent Bond.
"Classy." she sneered at him.
"You will have to leave
Everything you know behind."
Every hero's start.
Every Hero's start
ends with them soiling themselves
at the sight of me.
Star Trek convention
Where nerds go to meet their own
and to get -nasty-
"And to get nasty
bananas" said the shopping
list of the Lich King.
It won 4 Oscars
Despite Commander Shepard's
Male persuasion
Anti-Semitic
But my uncle orthodox
Family at war
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Family at war
With the Tribble menace now.
They bring fluffy doom.
A swarm of puppies
Ate all of my comfy shoes
My feet are frozen.
My feet are frozen
I exhale my parting breath
'Not to be'. I guess
'Not to be,' I guess
Said Hamlet, Actually
Making up his mind.
