The Haiku Game

[Sissyl]

Constructed courage
A new type of Magic play
Compare to Vintage

[Cuchulainn]

Compare to vintage
The quality is lacking
What happened to chrome?

[gran rey de los mono]

Chrome is from Google
I prefer MS IE
I hate tabbed browsing

[Tophyr]

Constructed courage
is easily thwarted by
Disable Device

[Tophyr]

Ack, sorry, I only refreshed the previous page instead of clicking on "last." Even thought I was being clever trying to keep the alphabet thing going. FAIL, lol. And now it won't let me edit my last post. So ignore that one, and let's see if I can't get everyone back on track.

Cuchulainn wrote:

Compare to vintage
The quality is lacking
What happened to chrome?

"What happened to Chrome?
On Mozilla's download page..."
"Chrome is from Google."

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Chrome is from Google
I prefer MS IE
I hate tabbed browsing

I hate TAB'd browsing.
Should let you shop while drinking
a nice pint of ale.

[Cuchulainn]

A nice pint of ale
A lusty lass's story
A nice piece of tale

[gran rey de los mono]

A nice piece of tail
Egg wash, breading, then deep fry
'Gator for Breakfast

(Also, I apologize for my earlier post. I forgot we were supposed to use the last sentence of the previous haiku, not just the last word.)

[TheChozyn]

Gator for breakfast
Tastes like some of my chicken
I'm Leeroy Jenkins

[Cuchulainn]

I'm Leeroy Jenkins
Those who have heard of me need
Sunlight and fresh air

[Sissyl]

Sunlight and fresh air
Burn my skin and cut my eyes
Dissolve my poor lungs

[Cuchulainn]

Dissolve my poor lungs
Orcish tobacco is strong
A high to die for

[Celestial Healer]

A high 2d4
My critical damage sucks
Shouldn't have dumped Strength

[Tophyr]

Shouldn't have dumped Strength;
she isn't hot, but she could
help ME open jars.

[Cuchulainn]

Help me open jars
The canopic ones, right here
If you've got the guts

[The Jade]

Our new country song. Sing it with me!

If you've got the guts
Tell ya I'm feelin' nuts, girl
Let's... just run... awaaaaaaaaaaay"

[Celestial Healer]

Let's just run away
Adventures are dangerous
Time for retirement

[Cuchulainn]

Time for retirement
There's hardly any tread left
Are they the good years?

[The Jade]

Are they the Goodyears?
Cuz these tire treads look thin
Thicker rubber, please!

If that isn't the dangerous set-up of the ages...

[Charlie Bell]

Thicker rubber, please--
Cheliax faction mission--
You don't want to know.

[drunken_nomad]

You don't want to know
Why the hanged man is smiling
Bedeviled slatterns

[Cuchulainn]

Bedeviled slatterns
Oh, those sulphurous strumpets
They burn my brimstones!

[drunken_nomad]

They burn my brimstones!
Hunt through ashes to the sky
Is there a beyond?

[gran rey de los mono]

Is there a Beyond?
I found the Bed and the Bath.
The last eludes me.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

The last eludes me.
Hidden Palace Zone - too late!
Chaos Emeralds....

[Cuchulainn]

Chaos Emeralds?
So are there Garnets of Law?
What stone is Neutral?

[drunken_nomad]

What stone is Neutral?
Driving through Bedrock traffic
Two feets on the ground

[The Jade]

Two feets on the ground
But where's the rest of this guy?
CSI begins

[Celestial Healer]

See acai beguines,
Apple foxtrots, plum two-steps
At the produce ball

[Haladir]

At the pro, "Deuce ball!"
Was called by highbrow umpire,
"Trey strike! Batter out!"

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Trees strike; Bat, hear out!
The Haunted Forest Union
is making demands!

[gran rey de los mono]

I's making demands!
I want a bacon sandwich!
I have much hunger.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

I have much hunger
Slept for millions of years
I am CTHULHU

[Cuchulainn]

I am Cthulhu
I sleep, I feed, I conquer
I need a hobby

[Charlie Bell]

I need a hobby--
Misanthropic and petty--
Messageboard trolling!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Mrs. Borcho Ling
A teacher from Hawaii
Here on JEOPARDY!

[therealthom]

Here on JEOPARDY!
A plumber, an architect
Shamed my family

[therealthom]

Shamed my family
Redemption is still possible
All Hail Bob Barker!

[Cuchulainn]

"Aw Hell, Bob Barker!
The damn Plinko board is rigged!
Tie'em to the Wheel!"

[Charlie Bell]

"Tie 'em to the Wheel!"
Conan the Barbarian
On the Wheel of Pain?

[Haladir]

On the Wheel of Pain,
Regret falls upon me now:
Did I have to kill?

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Did I have to kill?
My Sleight of Hand is low
Dominate person!

[Cuchulainn]

Dom, in 8-person
Rowing team competition
The girls love his stroke

[gran rey de los mono]

The girls love his stroke
Now they can keep track of him
I'm going to hell

[Cuchulainn]

I'm going to Hell
It's a small town in Georgia
All my friends are there

[Charles Scholz]

All my friends are there
At Paizo Con 2012
I wish I was there

[Cuchulainn]

I wish I was there
You wish has been granted, sir
You've been moved three feet

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

"You've been moved, tree-feet"
brontosaurus ganglia
just doing their job

[drunken_nomad]

Just doing their job
Daddy Mac'll make you Jump Jump
Wearing backwards pants

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Wearing backwards pants
Cat spits beer into bottle
Red Dwarf episode

[Sissyl]

Red Dwarf episode
I could murder a curry
Poor dead president