The Haiku Game

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Deadly Gaze Attack
Chuck Norris' real power
just stare back at him

[lucky7]

Just stare back at him.
And you shall foolishly start
a staring contest.

[MythrilDragon]

a staring contest?
KUNG FU STARING CONTEST GO!
the panda will win

[Charlie Bell]

The panda will win
A bamboo eating contest
Breeding, not so much

[lucky7]

Breeding not so much
after I started playing
in Pathfinder games.

[MythrilDragon]

in Pathfinder games
the system is familiar
new books, better art

[lucky7]

New books, better art
so why don't you buy something
that I have published?

[Cuchulainn]

"That, I have published!"
He declared, quite pompously.
"My Magnum Opus!"

[drunken_nomad]

My Magnum, Opus!
Penguin stands William Tell-style
Pistol shoots apple

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Pistole shoots Apple
TSA has gone too far
When can we kill it?

[lucky7]

"When can we kill it?"
Our halfling said with some glee
"I want the XP."

[Charlie Bell]

I want the XP
For my next level up in
Insult Rap MC

[A highly regarded expert]

Insult Rap MC
He'll pop a cap in yo azz
Don't mess with him, fool

[Charlie Bell]

Don't mess with him, fool
No conjuror of cheap tricks
Harry Houdini

[Cuchulainn]

"Hairy" Houdini
The hirsute hypnotist who
Happily haggled

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

happily haggled
120 to 10 Euros
That's my grandfather!

[lucky7]

That's my grandfather!
Okay maybe he isn't.
But I wish it was.

[MythrilDragon]

But I wish it was
this first wish I wish tonight
give me more wishes

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

give me more wishes
I'll spend them all on wishes
I'm an investor!

[lucky7]

I'm an investor
in our new booming market
in 1920.

[Charlie Bell]

In 1920
Flapper girls taped down their boobs
Always thought that weird

[lucky7]

Always thought THAt weird
meant you had a low wisdom
or maybe it's CHA.

[Cuchulainn]

Ore? Maybe it's chaw
Like Grandpappy used to chew
Spittin' in a can

[MythrilDragon]

Spittin' in a can
devil went down to Georgia
eat at Waffle House

[drunken_nomad]

Eat at Waffle House
Three A M crave carbs from drink
Maybe Im sober

[Charlie Bell]

Maybe I'm sober
Or maybe it's Maybelline
You'll never find out

[MythrilDragon]

You'll never find out
my secret identity
Frozone's dilemma

[lucky7]

Frozone's dilemma
there's no water in the air
how to make some ice?

[MythrilDragon]

How to Make Some Ice
an Inuit how to guide
in three easy steps

[lucky7]

In three easy steps
Money, power and prestige
they shall all be yours

[MythrilDragon]

they shall all be yours
level two magic items
if you have the gold

[strayshift]

If you have the gold
you should beware of dragons!
Or keep very quiet.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Or keep very quiet
very very very quiet
we're hunting rabbits

[lucky7]

We're hunting rabbits
city state on an island.
That was a refrence.

[strayshift]

That was a reference
to an obscure scottish bard
who was nice to mice.

[MythrilDragon]

Who was nice to mice?
The Grimm, was he nice to mice?
the cat took the cheese

[drunken_nomad]

the cat took the cheese
to the chicken with the fleas
the call me the breeze

[Charlie Bell]

They call me the breeze
I keep rolling down the road
Hey, that's a haiku

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Hey, that's a haiku
when the moon hits your eye like
a big pizza pie

[MythrilDragon]

a big pizza pie
Chicago or New York style?
pick wrong and you die!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Pick wrong and you die!
The lady or the tiger?
Monty Hall problem

[lucky7]

Monty Haul Problem
1st level ranger with a
+5 Comp. Longbow

[MythrilDragon]

+5 Comp Longbow
a weapon we will not use
said no one ever

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

Said no one ever:
"There is too much bacon here!"
Such lies are hurtful.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

such lies are hurtful
bacon is overrated
quit fetishizing

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Quit fetishizing
Midgets and plastic paddles
Don't belong at home

[lucky7]

Don't belong at home?
Become an adventurer
and roll in gps.

[MythrilDragon]

and roll in GP's
my G P S gets me lost
no road to turn left

[darth_borehd]

Windows 8 is bad
Metro pops up at worst times
I hate Windows 8