The Haiku Game


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New St. Louis Arch
I hung my tennis shoes there
I was fined a lot


I was fined a lot
throwing a paper airplane
at the policeman.

Liberty's Edge

At the policeman
"I know it's the afternoon..."
Said my friend Patti.


Said my friend Patti,
"Let's smoke a big ol' fatty!"
That makes me batty

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That makes me batty
When the dark knight rises came.
I can't see it now.


I can't see it now
Pleaseance said escaping camp
McQueen's motorbike

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McQueen's motorbike
Storms across the grassy plains
The way to Patti.


the way to Patti
is filled with very many
bleeding, severed heads

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The way to Pad E?
Go that way about two clicks
Look for the airships


Look for the airships
Terror coming from above
The skies are burning

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The skies are burning
"Hey" says my optimist friend.
"There's no world hunger."


There's no world hunger
People live in harmony
They destroyed TV

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They destroyed TV
"Oh my god what will we do?"
Says my little bro.


Sezme's little, bro!
Discussing seeds in garden...
Avocado! Yo!


Avoca dojo
A place for hard exercise
And massive dinners

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aaaaaaannnnd....Massive DINNERS!
You can stay inside all day!
What a vacation!

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What a vacation!
Ineffable happiness
My ruination

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My ruintaion
comes at the filthy hands of
My archnemesis.

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My arch-nemesis
A platypus in a hat
Hey, where is Perry?

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"Hey where is Perry"
If he can get himself up
Then he can get down.


Then he can get down
Party ev'ry day and night
A fleeting lifestyle

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A fleeting lifestyle
Aboard the Galactica
As Cruise Director


"As Cruise Director,
I demand more mojitos
For the sober guests."

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For the sober guests
Watching the not sober guests
Is the evening's fun

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Is the evening's fun
Dancing, drinking, or fighting?
Three guesses, laddie!


Three guesses, laddie
you must get the answer....
or your FACE WILL BURN!!!

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Or your face will burn!
Don't worry we will give you
Some soothing ointment

Scarab Sages

Some soothing ointment
is extremely addictive
use responsibly


"Use responsibly"
"Do not microwave in March"
Directions are hard


Directions are hard
Just start it. See what happens.
Continuum rift.

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Continuum rift
Hey now I didn't cause it.
Stop pointing at me.

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Stop pointing at me!
Sorry, honey, but I am
Happy to see you.


Happy to see you,
wouldn't we all like to be?
Except I am not.


Except I am not
super evil, to the core.
just kidding I am.

Scarab Sages

just kidding, I am
alive, your father he is
there is another....

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There is another
according to higlanders
There is only one.

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There is only one
And everybody wants it
Scarcity breeds war

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Scarcity breeds war
And war breeds other things
like nomex and stuff.

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Like nomex and stuff?
I have a deal for you
at Crazy Charlie's


at Crazy Charlie's
in West Hollywood, sometimes
folks never return


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Folks never return
From those darkened alleyways
That's where the fun is

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That's where the fun is
Wrapped up like a douche (I think)
Crazy song lyrics


Crazy song lyrics
If this ever-changing world
In which we live in


In which we live in
with McCartney and lyrics
I never did know

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I never did know
How one man could survive
a nuclear bomb?

NU CLE AR

Scarab Sages

a nuclear bomb
U.S. surplus could be yours
if THE PRICE IS RIGHT!


If the price is right
I might just buy that cruller
Donut binges rule!


Donut binges rule!
They block out the pain so sad
of being a blimp


"Of Being a Blimp"
The brand-new biography
By Kirstie Alley

Wow, that's mean...


By Kirstie Allie
I swear my strong allegiance
She once was so fine

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