The Haiku Game

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

New St. Louis Arch
I hung my tennis shoes there
I was fined a lot

[hobbsdadolfin]

I was fined a lot
throwing a paper airplane
at the policeman.

[lucky7]

At the policeman
"I know it's the afternoon..."
Said my friend Patti.

[A highly regarded expert]

Said my friend Patti,
"Let's smoke a big ol' fatty!"
That makes me batty

[lucky7]

That makes me batty
When the dark knight rises came.
I can't see it now.

[drunken_nomad]

I can't see it now
Pleaseance said escaping camp
McQueen's motorbike

[lucky7]

McQueen's motorbike
Storms across the grassy plains
The way to Patti.

[hobbsdadolfin]

the way to Patti
is filled with very many
bleeding, severed heads

[Cuchulainn]

The way to Pad E?
Go that way about two clicks
Look for the airships

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Look for the airships
Terror coming from above
The skies are burning

[lucky7]

The skies are burning
"Hey" says my optimist friend.
"There's no world hunger."

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

There's no world hunger
People live in harmony
They destroyed TV

[lucky7]

They destroyed TV
"Oh my god what will we do?"
Says my little bro.

[drunken_nomad]

Sezme's little, bro!
Discussing seeds in garden...
Avocado! Yo!

[Sissyl]

Avoca dojo
A place for hard exercise
And massive dinners

[Cuchulainn]

aaaaaaannnnd....Massive DINNERS!
You can stay inside all day!
What a vacation!

[Stonk]

What a vacation!
Ineffable happiness
My ruination

[lucky7]

My ruintaion
comes at the filthy hands of
My archnemesis.

[Cuchulainn]

My arch-nemesis
A platypus in a hat
Hey, where is Perry?

[lucky7]

"Hey where is Perry"
If he can get himself up
Then he can get down.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Then he can get down
Party ev'ry day and night
A fleeting lifestyle

[Cuchulainn]

A fleeting lifestyle
Aboard the Galactica
As Cruise Director

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

"As Cruise Director,
I demand more mojitos
For the sober guests."

[Charlie Bell]

For the sober guests
Watching the not sober guests
Is the evening's fun

[Cuchulainn]

Is the evening's fun
Dancing, drinking, or fighting?
Three guesses, laddie!

[hobbsdadolfin]

Three guesses, laddie
you must get the answer....
or your FACE WILL BURN!!!

[lucky7]

Or your face will burn!
Don't worry we will give you
Some soothing ointment

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Some soothing ointment
is extremely addictive
use responsibly

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

"Use responsibly"
"Do not microwave in March"
Directions are hard

[drunken_nomad]

Directions are hard
Just start it. See what happens.
Continuum rift.

[lucky7]

Continuum rift
Hey now I didn't cause it.
Stop pointing at me.

[Cuchulainn]

Stop pointing at me!
Sorry, honey, but I am
Happy to see you.

[Sissyl]

Happy to see you,
wouldn't we all like to be?
Except I am not.

[mr jellyfish]

Except I am not
super evil, to the core.
just kidding I am.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

just kidding, I am
alive, your father he is
there is another....

[lucky7]

There is another
according to higlanders
There is only one.

[Cuchulainn]

There is only one
And everybody wants it
Scarcity breeds war

[lucky7]

Scarcity breeds war
And war breeds other things
like nomex and stuff.

[MythrilDragon]

Like nomex and stuff?
I have a deal for you
at Crazy Charlie's

[drunken_nomad]

at Crazy Charlie's
in West Hollywood, sometimes
folks never return

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

Folks never return
From those darkened alleyways
That's where the fun is

[Cuchulainn]

That's where the fun is
Wrapped up like a douche (I think)
Crazy song lyrics

[drunken_nomad]

Crazy song lyrics
If this ever-changing world
In which we live in

[A highly regarded expert]

In which we live in
with McCartney and lyrics
I never did know

[lucky7]

I never did know
How one man could survive
a nuclear bomb?

NU CLE AR

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

a nuclear bomb
U.S. surplus could be yours
if THE PRICE IS RIGHT!

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

If the price is right
I might just buy that cruller
Donut binges rule!

[A highly regarded expert]

Donut binges rule!
They block out the pain so sad
of being a blimp

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

"Of Being a Blimp"
The brand-new biography
By Kirstie Alley

Wow, that's mean...

[A highly regarded expert]

By Kirstie Allie
I swear my strong allegiance
She once was so fine