The Haiku Game

[Conman the Bardbarian]

Was it Sugar Ray
versus Marvelous Marvin?
Wasn't that 80's?

[Conman the Bardbarian]

Was it Sugar Ray
versus Marvelous Marvin?
That was the 80's.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

that was the 80's
snorting coke, voting Reagan
young indiscretions

[Cuchulainn]

Jung indiscretions
Hooking up with Freud's girlfriend
Crazy chicks are hot!

[A highly regarded expert]

Crazy chicks are hot!
Gamer dudes are mostly not
But don't run away

[drunken_nomad]

But don't run away
Chameleon in the sun
Slade isnt here now

[lucky7]

Blade isn't here now
Spider Man on the other hand.
Better call Kraven.

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

Better called craven
Those young baristas cower
When I get coffee

[lucky7]

When I get coffee
I order it super hot.
When it spills, I sue.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

When it spills, I sue
You can insert your own jokes
Just make them dirty

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

"Just make them dirty!"
I needn't explain myself
at the laundromat

[Conman the Bardbarian]

at the laundromat
cutting through fabric of time
the socks tumble round

[lucky7]

The socks tumble round
Lefty's soul-mate's name's fitting.
Her name is Barbra!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Her name was Barbra
She was a Vegas showgirl
Copacabana!

[lucky7]

Copaconona
Did you know that was really
A high tech hack tool?

[Cuchulainn]

A high tech hack tool?
Stick a flash drive down your throat
That'll do the trick

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

That'll do the trick
Lye and bleach every time
There's no evidence

[Sissyl]

There's no evidence
that I made a big milkshake
From his blood and brain

[Cuchulainn]

From his bood and brains
The words poured forth on the page
Horrifying words

[drunken_nomad]

Horrifying words
Honey Booboo Bieber Child
Now THATS in my brain!

[A highly regarded expert]

Now that's in my brain
I'm insane in the membrane
The nineties were strange

[lucky7]

The nineties were strange
2nd edition came out.
Just what is THAC0?

[Sissyl]

Just what is THAC0?
A sign of thought and talent
of a better time

[lucky7]

Of a better time
In the world of Golarion
Aroden still lived.

[drunken_nomad]

Aroden still lived
wearing his twelve disguises
but not all at once

[lucky7]

But not all at once
The waiter there said otherwise
"Eat it you fat pig"

[Cuchulainn]

Eat it you fat pig
You're destined to be bacon
Stop writing, spider!

[Bacon gone Wild]

Stop writing spider!?
spider pig spider pig doing
what spider pig does

[lucky7]

What spider pig does
Is look plain ridiculous
Like Harry Porker

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Like Hairy Porker?
I admit my tastes are strange
But I hated that

[Cuchulainn]

Butt Eye hated that
His.mother gave him that name
One day, he'd change it

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

One day he'd change it
By might or by cleverness
And bring back Twinkies

[lucky7]

And bring back twinkies.
That's not the best zombie plan.
In that forum game.

[drunken_nomad]

In that forum game
Nudity is uncommon
What web page is this?

[Cuchulainn]

What web page is this?
There are no Grumpy Cat pics!
It must be Heaven

[lucky7]

It must be heaven.
Sorry Mr. Valentine,
"It's the other place!"

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

"It's the Other Place,"
The shadow replied grimly.
"They will come for you."

[Skyro Nude]

They will cum for you
In the new high class skin flick.
Starring yours truly...

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

.....
.......
.....

[Conman the Bardbarian]

.....
What happened to Frank the Mime?
Really? You don't say.

[Cuchulainn]

Really? You don't say.
Actually, I did say.
How did I miss that?

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

How did I miss that?
Ray Lewis losing the game
Baltimore will cry

P.S. If this comes true, I'm gonna make a living as a psychic.

[Cuchulainn]

Baltimore will cry
"What the..." when the lights go out
It won't matter, though

[A highly regarded expert]

It won't matter, though
Our lives will end soon enough
Think I'll have a beer

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

Think I'll have a beer
Don't skimp on the chicken wings
Eden has trans fats

[Cuchulainn]

Eden has trans fats...
Is New York Purgatory?
Which city is Hell?

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

Which city is Hell?
That one's fairly obvious
It's Los Angeles.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

It's Los Angeles.
Not Las Vegas as you'd think.
It's just the gateway.

[lucky7]

It's just the gateway.
Wait I thought that that was the
New St. Louis Arch.