No longer half-baked
The old Pillsbury Doughboy
Now seeks his vengeance
Mike and Ike don't care
They just vote Republican
Mitt Romney for '12
It's liar's poker!
I'll start-- I bid four sevens,
And I raise you five.
Hellspawned quintuplets
Olsan family secret
conspiracy zen
for a lying monk
add two tablespoons sugar
and one jug of wine
Break out a barrel
Monkeys attacking Tokyo
How did they get there?
How did they get there?
To the center the earth
long voyage going
But it is worth it...
Buying both the hardcover
And the PDF.
It's a public beach
sunny oil tan skin flashing
look but do not touch
Look but do not touch
A museum's golden rule
Treasures from the past
The Tomb Of Horrors
That's what we call Thanksgiving
At the in-laws' place
At the in-laws' place
Booze and whiskey rain. SUPREME!
I will get by iyyyyyyy
I will get by, aye.
Ye rascally scalawags!
I'll have ye keelhauled!
I'll have ye keelhauled
Ye rotten scurvy sea-dogs!
End this mutiny!
Kaylee or River
wouldn't kick them out of bed
for eating crackers
"A hookah awaits--
A good smoke after tea-time!"
Said Caterpillar.
In Joe's apartment
We all live in harmony
We don't pay him rent
We won't pay him rent--
No heat or running water!
D@mn lousy landlord!
Damn lousy landlord
Threw my stuff into the street
That was good salvage
No other damage
The A/C still works alright
Only $200
Just pleasantly doomed
I reach for joy and boomed
Happy and booned
Happy and booned
This new job has all the perks
There might be coffee
Cusp of Joe in hand
Pretty Janet soon goes down
And Joe goes silent
And Joe goes silent
And Rhadamante the Wise,
he gives his edict.
He gives his edict:
"There shall be no more haikus!"
Poets all lament.
Toys sold separately
It could be a good promo
Fifty Shades of Grey
Lots of Smash and Burn
My new alcoholic drinks
They're a bit too strong
They're a bit too strong
Deoderant body spray
No Axe for me, please