I can't wait 'til 5
It's been a hard day at work
Half price Jack and Coke
At massage parlor
Don't get the Happy Ending
It's just an egg roll.
"It's just... an egg roll?"
"Nope," said the Doc. "STD."
"Explain the duck sauce!"
Explain the duck sauce
Is it made from real duck?
Just another lie
Just another lie...
Pretending that I love you,
Strawberry cheesecake.
Wouldn't you know It
If Pennywise bared his fangs
"They all float down here!"
They all float down here
Eighties actors nowadays
Kinda hard not to
Kind: a hard knot to
untangle. Codependent.
Wash my hands of you.
Elbow deep in it
A proctologist's lament
Happens too often
Happens too often
Arsenic in the cookies.
Poor Dollangangers.
Film at eleven
Shoppers trampled at Wal-Mart
Stay home on Friday
Corrupting wishes
Is how I used to spend time
Just death and herpes
"One Night in Bangkok"
The only thing about Chess
That anyone knows
Foolish sentiment
PETA and their tofurkey
Fools amongst vegans
Fools amongst Vogons
Initiate poetry
Soon wish they hadn't
Put starch in your shorts
Takes the wrinkles out with ease
Just iron with them off
Or put your pants on
For Jehovahs Witnesses
Your choice to make, mate
You can mix and match
But you can't put your boxers
Over your blue jeans
No, you're not big-boned
The awful truth rears its head
Skip that slice of pie
"Eat the whole dam, Thing!"
"Reed, that is not what I do."
"...You're no hero, Ben."
"...With a side of fries."
Said the man to the clown head,
Filled with self-loathing.
Filled with self-loathing
Tarrasque begins destruction
Noone understands
No one understands
Basic quantum mechanics
It's not a space wrench
Oh, Frankenfuter
how i love thee beef link of
innards, leftovers
Where is the halfling?
Oh, this is that Tolkien film...
They call him Bilbo.
They call him Bilbo
It's Mister Bilbo to you
you silly rabbit
You silly rabbit
Time and time again you find
That Trix are for kids
Is all you must know
Contained in that large blue Guide
Of Dungeon Masters?
Sword of Damocles
Lara Croft did find below
relics and dungeons