The Haiku Game

[Charlie Bell]

You gon' get it now
You need a big pile of skulls
Said Daddy Ogre

Said Daddy Ogre,
"Sonny, tonight is your night
to dance the skull jig."

EDIT: NINJA'D, PATCHED

[drunken_nomad]

To dance the skull jig
Calcium deposits are
Gathered together

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Gathered together
Before the Gods and your friends
I now pronounce you...

[Cuchulainn]

I now pronounce, "ewe."
It sounds like, "you," even though
You'd swear it doesn't

[drunken_nomad]

You'd swear it doesn't
It does metaphysically
Science wins sometimes

[Cuchulainn]

Science sometimes wins
Well, that's one hypothesis
How will you test it?

[drunken_nomad]

How will you test it
if the mall is under siege?
Phosphorus zombies

[Haladir]

Phosphorus zombies
Explode when you shoot them,
Thus destroying more!

[Forest Grump]

Thus, destroying more
Woodsmen with falling branches
Makes treants happy.

[Quiche Lisp]

Make treants happy !
In the summer shimmerings
I dance the Life !

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

I dance the Life (Oops!)
it's like the Time-Warp, except
Star Wars universe

[Cuchulainn]

Star Wars Universe
The bad guys are all British
Yet no one complains

[drunken_nomad]

Yet no one complains
Caligula's Praetorians
See to make it so

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

"C-2? Make it so."
"Use the Force, Mr. Data!"
Trek/Wars Crossover!

[Charlie Bell]

TekWars Crossover
A nightmarish hybrid of
Shatner-penned sci fi

[Haladir]

Shatner-penned sci-fi?
TekWar was just pure drivel.
Hack-job cyberpunk.

[Cuchulainn]

Hack-job cyberpunk
A cyborg Michael Meyers
Shredding riffs on stage

[Charles Scholz]

Shredding Rifts on stage
A portal into nowhere
Here comes Portal 3

[Abandoned Arts]

Here comes Portal 3
So, how are you holding up?
I'M A POTATO

Daron Woodson
Abandoned Arts

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

I'M A POTATO!
Toss me at your neighbor's head!
When plants go trolling

[Abandoned Arts]

When plants go trolling
The zombie's heads go rolling
PopCap Games reference!

Daron Woodson
Abandoned Arts

[Cuchulainn]

Pop-cap games reference
Gambling with bottle caps
Time to ante-up!

[Sissyl]

Time two: Anti-up
On a sodding hypercube
Becomes a headache

[Abandoned Arts]

Becomes a headache
Writing a haiku like this
That starts with "because"

Daron Woodson
Abandoned Arts

Spoiler:

Sorry, next guy.

[Charles Scholz]

Because you are cruel
No more Haiku posts for you
Haikus should be fun

[Cuchulainn]

That starts with because
Precisely because it does
It is what it is

It is what it is?
What kind of answer is that?
Because you are cruel

(Insert Haiku above)

Haikus should be fun
Double entendres are best
Whip them out often!

[drunken_nomad]

Whip them out often!
Got me a rock and roll band
Its a free for all!

[drunken_nomad]

who knew uncle ted wrote his lyrics as haikus?

[Abandoned Arts]

It's a free-for-all!
LARPing can be quite painful
Won't do that again

Daron Woodson
Abandoned Arts

[Celestial Healer]

"Won't do that again,"
As Snooki's obstetrician
Lights himself on fire.

[Cuchulainn]

Light's himself: on fire!
Kira's body count rises
His pen is a blur.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

His penis abler
thanks to Enzyte, Smiling Bob
is a household name

[Cuchulainn]

Iuz, a household name
Amongst evil Oerthians
An Old School villain

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

In old school, "villein"
actually meant "peasant"
Class warfare for you

[Comrade Haladir]

Class warfare for you:
Communist revolution
Starting to look good!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Starting to look good...
Bartender, another beer!
Now you're beautiful!

[Cuchulainn]

Now, you're beautiful
As you age, you will wrinkle
You're not an elf, babe.

[Haladir]

You're not an elf, babe.
You're not fooling anyone
With fake pointy ears.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

With fake pointy ears
was Leonard Nimoy's fate sealed
Live Long And Prosper

[Abandoned Arts]

Live long and prosper
Are Vulcans merely space elves?
That makes Klingons orcs

Daron Woodson
Abandoned Arts

[Charles Scholz]

That makes Klingons Orcs
The Gorns are Lizardfolk
Romulans are Drow

[Cuchulainn]

Romulans are drow
Ferengi are dwarves, I guess
Shall we keep going?

[Charles Scholz]

Shall we keep going?
I think not. No use dragging
Dead horse through the mud.

[Cuchulainn]

"Dead Horse threw the mud."
Itchy Badger told the chief
What a little snitch!

[Charlie Bell]

Dead horse through the mud
Bears its skeletal rider
Swamp-dwelling undead

EDIT: BALETED. ninja'd

[Abandoned Arts]

What a little snitch
How will I ever catch it?
It slips through the net

Daron Woodson
Abandoned Arts

[Tirq]

It slips through the net.
I really wanted grilled fish,
but I guess I won't.

[Cuchulainn]

Butt? Eye? Guess! I won't
show the whole picture until
A choice has been made

[Sissyl]

A choice has been made
Chianti goes well with beans
And human liver

[Abandoned Arts]

And human liver
Is quite a delicacy
Doctor Lecter grins

Daron Woodson
Abandoned Arts