If? So? Here are some
Random one-word questions
Like? But? When? How? Why?
Like? But? When? How? Why?
No! No! Never! Not! Because!
The answers to life
The answers to Life
Can be found on the side of
The cereal box
The cereal box
Had a proof of purchase stamp
Time to start cutting
Time to start cutting.
Man I exasnguinated.
Dump him in the pier.
Dump him off the pier
His hair looked like a bad mop
No one will miss him
No one will miss him
Because he's such a loser.
Can you hear me hobbs?
Can you hear me Hobbes?
Calvin, he's just a stuffed toy
He's waiting to pounce!
He's waiting to pounce!
More damage than the best monk.
Why all the monk hate?
Why, all the monk ate
Was two pieces of wheat toast
No butter, of course
No butter, of course
Best to cook with bacon grease
Grandma swore by it
Grandma swore by it
And so did our ancestors:
White Castle for lunch!
white castle for lunch
dark citadel for dinner
ROVAGUG HUNGRY!
Rovagug hungry!
Apocalypse beginning.
All the stars are right!
All the stars are right
The planets are on the left
There's space in between
There's space in between
Those dark passages in my
Cold and twisted heart
Cold and twisted art
ichokes are what's for dinner.
I am a bad cook.
I am a bad cook
I put salt on ev'rything
Even cereal
Even serial
books are good one at a time.
Together they're slim.
Together they're slim
Those Olsen twins just don't eat
Hollywood horrors
Hollywood Horrors
Child star reality show
when the lights go out
When the lights go out
And the dead rise from their graves
I want to be there
Partially inspired by Journey
I want to be there
That was said on 30 Rock
The final season?
:(
The final season
Is probably not winter
Snow is a good thing
Snow is a good thing
except it will kill all the
crops. Wonderful, Bill!
cops won the full bill
every loonie jailed but one
the Harvey Dent Act
The Harvey Dent Act
Bruce can still kick big @$$
Take that Tom Hardy
"Take that TUM, Hardy!"
Stan Laurel introduces
modern medicine
Modern Medicine
It has just five syllables.
It should have seven.
It should have seven
Oh? Seven what, exactly?
Ha! I'm not telling!
Ha! I'm not telling!
Creeping feeling of dread, shock!
You are not alone
You are not alone
all those voices for ever
Telling you stories
Telling your stories
Grants us a morale bonus
Keep talking, minstrel!
Keep talking, minstrel!
In these dark times you really
are appreciated.
Are appreciated
participants going to
lose their benefits?
Lose their benefits
...patience, marbles, sanity.
Welcome to the game.
Welcome to the game
You'd better learn the rules, quick
Losing means you're dead!
Losing means you're dead!
But I am here to shepherd
Your sad, little soul
your sad, little soul
taken to the curb, waiting
for the garbage truck
For the garbage truck
Made an awful transformer
Not marketable
Not marketable:
These new designer panties
Made from old tube socks.
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made from old tube socks
they're going to kill us all, these
damn puppet monkeys
Damn puppet monkeys
Have taken over the world
Bleach is the new god
Bleach is the new god
Which, heaven or nirvana?
Oh, nevermind, then
Oh, nevermind then...
I thought this dessert bar was
An all-you-can-eat
An all you can eat
wasn't that in a dilbert
cartoon i liked?
Cartoon I liked?
Thundarr the Barbarian!
I want a Sun Sword
I want a Sun Sword
It's like a short sword and yet
it's a bastard sword!
It's a bastard sword
Forged illegitimately
In her hot furnace
In her hot furnace,
Many a young boy hath been
Forged into a man.
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