Turn to page thirteen
to fight the orc, or turn to
next page to steal pie.
Next page to steal pie
From the castle scullery
Gets forty lashes!
Get forty lashes
With new Avon mascara
Why do I know this?
Why do I know this?
It is a game mechanic
That's all that matters
That's all that matters.
Roll some dice, have some fun, eat
A plate of fresh brains.
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A plate of fresh brains,
goes well with kidney pie and
a blood red merlot.
A blood red merlot
Hits the brain like a hammer
It is staggering
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It is staggering
The money the government
Wastes every **** day.
Wastes every **** Day
Utilizing expletives
No one can see them
No one can see them
Invisibility and
mind blank synergy
Mind blank synergy
Metabolic cessation
That's a vacation!
That's a vacation
I'd honestly rather miss.
Summer in Hades.
Summer in Hades
Would still be cooler than an
August in Georgia
August in Georgia:
Heatstroke, fire ants, drill sergeants--
Ah, basic training
Ah, basic training
was Keep on the Borderlands
Back in second grade
Back in second grade,
remember that maniac?
Precursor to prom.
Precursor to prom
Some of us say Homecoming
Either way, I'm stag
Either way, I'm stag
party-bound in Las Vegas
Time to sow some oats
Time to sow some oats
The next plot is to be corn
I work for Kellogs
I work for Kelloggs
You can pay me in Corn Flakes
Save yourself some cash
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Save yourself some cash
Don't buy from a street vendor
Buy direct from source.
Buy direct from source
Forget asking Pat Sajak
An "E" please, Vanna
An "E" please, Vanna
Pat and Chuck fight over drugs
Rave on NBC
Rave on NBC
To liven up their late nights
Jay Leno is stoned
Jay Leno is stoned
For uttering blasphemy
More at eleven
More at eleven
More Power... more sound... more ROCK!!!
This is Spinal Tap
"This is Spinal Tap"
The Dwarf King said, brandishing
His mithril war-pick
His mithril war-pick
Was entirely the wrong tool
For fine dental work
His mithril war-pick
Didn't help against giants
A mithril tooth-pick
Great minds celestial... lol
For fine dental work
I think one needs the right tools...
I picked a hammer
I picked a hammer
from an ever-dark crypt and
I was over-Whelmed.
I picked a Hammer
Out of the M. C. lineup
But it was Fresh Prince
DOH!
But it was Fresh Prince
Whose head I was smashing when
I picked a hammer
Chris Mortika wrote: I picked a hammer
from an ever-dark crypt and
I was over-Whelmed.
I was over-whelmed
By the amount under-paid
Now I'm beyond broke
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Now I'm beyond broke.
Charter member "Terminal
Volocity Club"
Velocity Club
Everyone knows the first rule:
Don't get hit by it!
Don't get hit by it
It will not feel good at all
It's Influenza
It's influenza
Sluices open at both ends
I'd prefer torture
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I prefer torture
to having to expalain why
I'm late for a date.
I'm late for a date
The Queen will be quite upset
Down the rabbit hole
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Down the rabbit hole
Alice followed the White
Rabbit. What a rush.
"Wabbit. What a wush."
Elmer said through the gun smoke
One nemesis down
One nemesis down
and two approach the demon mouth.
Acerak "smiled".
Acererak smiled:
Yet another soul to fuel
Immortality.
Immortality
Starts at Divine Rank Zero
Dude, that is Epic!
Dude that is EPIC
Brah, you get the best barrels
Pitted so pitted
pitted so pitted
Olives prior to pressing
They're Extra Virgin
"They're Extra Virgin"
The marketing cultists pledged
Their volcano god.
Their volcano god
Violently spewed hot magma.
All hail Vomit Guy!
All Hail Vomit Guy!
He arrives just in time to
Make a bold statement
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