
Urizen |

The Sax Man wrote:Abandons ship after this.Urizen wrote:I do. It makes my monster even more monstrous.The Sax Man wrote:You have to trim if you want some trim.Urizen wrote:Runs around with nothing but a smile and a loincrotchelcloth for TOTP.So much for 5 years worth of pubes.
I wouldn't fear it. This kraken can't even get a handicap swing at a golf course.

Urizen |

Urizen wrote:It's the only cone I like.The Sax Man wrote:You have no idea. It definitely comes in a cone. You like waffle?Urizen wrote:Only if it comes in a cone.The Sax Man wrote:Prefer some soft served?Urizen wrote:I like it ala mode.Twin Agate Dragons wrote:Vegas is calling. They want to serve you some humble pie.Solnes wrote:I wonder if its ok to wake hubby up?Has he had dessert yet?
The irony is delicious. You do seem like a guy who waffles.

Urizen |

Urizen wrote:He has an audience.The Sax Man wrote:What's the point when the monster lacks an audience?Urizen wrote:I do. It makes my monster even more monstrous.The Sax Man wrote:You have to trim if you want some trim.Urizen wrote:Runs around with nothing but a smile and a loincrotchelcloth for TOTP.So much for 5 years worth of pubes.
Rosie and her Five Nymphomaniac Friends?

The Sax Man |

Treppa wrote:I wouldn't fear it. This kraken can't even get a handicap swing at a golf course.The Sax Man wrote:Abandons ship after this.Urizen wrote:I do. It makes my monster even more monstrous.The Sax Man wrote:You have to trim if you want some trim.Urizen wrote:Runs around with nothing but a smile and a loincrotchelcloth for TOTP.So much for 5 years worth of pubes.
Whatchootalkinbout? My kraken has sunk more ships than a squall can.

General Zod! |

General Zod! wrote:The hell with your boots!The Sax Man wrote:Houstonian! That mouth is bereft of spittle. Your General needs a knob polished. My boots are lacking grace.General Zod! wrote:[censored]!Twin Agate Dragons wrote:Gary Teter wrote:I really hate debugging stuff I can't replicate.RepliKate?Planet Houston, this is your General speaking.
Why does Zod even bother with you worms? If Houstonians lack social cues, then what is there really worth saving?
Nancy Sinatra said that once. She was dealt with. Swiftly.
Don't tempt me, Houstonian.
KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!

The Sax Man |

The Sax Man wrote:The irony is delicious. You do seem like a guy who waffles.Urizen wrote:It's the only cone I like.The Sax Man wrote:You have no idea. It definitely comes in a cone. You like waffle?Urizen wrote:Only if it comes in a cone.The Sax Man wrote:Prefer some soft served?Urizen wrote:I like it ala mode.Twin Agate Dragons wrote:Vegas is calling. They want to serve you some humble pie.Solnes wrote:I wonder if its ok to wake hubby up?Has he had dessert yet?
Only in the afternoon and if I've had a nap.

The Sax Man |

The Sax Man wrote:General Zod! wrote:The hell with your boots!The Sax Man wrote:Houstonian! That mouth is bereft of spittle. Your General needs a knob polished. My boots are lacking grace.General Zod! wrote:[censored]!Twin Agate Dragons wrote:Gary Teter wrote:I really hate debugging stuff I can't replicate.RepliKate?Planet Houston, this is your General speaking.
Why does Zod even bother with you worms? If Houstonians lack social cues, then what is there really worth saving?
Nancy Sinatra said that once. She was dealt with. Swiftly.
Don't tempt me, Houstonian.
KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!
Kneel before your own damn self. Don't make me call in Kal-El!

Urizen |

Urizen wrote:Whatchootalkinbout? My kraken has sunk more ships than a squall can.Treppa wrote:I wouldn't fear it. This kraken can't even get a handicap swing at a golf course.The Sax Man wrote:Abandons ship after this.Urizen wrote:I do. It makes my monster even more monstrous.The Sax Man wrote:You have to trim if you want some trim.Urizen wrote:Runs around with nothing but a smile and a loincrotchelcloth for TOTP.So much for 5 years worth of pubes.
Those ships. They look like cardboard boats fashioned from Kleenex dispensers. You must have a high Craft skill check.

The Sax Man |

The Sax Man wrote:Rosie and her Five Nymphomaniac Friends?Urizen wrote:He has an audience.The Sax Man wrote:What's the point when the monster lacks an audience?Urizen wrote:I do. It makes my monster even more monstrous.The Sax Man wrote:You have to trim if you want some trim.Urizen wrote:Runs around with nothing but a smile and a loincrotchelcloth for TOTP.So much for 5 years worth of pubes.
Nope, my neighbor apparently can't get enough of me.

Urizen |

Urizen wrote:Only in the afternoon and if I've had a nap.The Sax Man wrote:The irony is delicious. You do seem like a guy who waffles.Urizen wrote:It's the only cone I like.The Sax Man wrote:You have no idea. It definitely comes in a cone. You like waffle?Urizen wrote:Only if it comes in a cone.The Sax Man wrote:Prefer some soft served?Urizen wrote:I like it ala mode.Twin Agate Dragons wrote:Vegas is calling. They want to serve you some humble pie.Solnes wrote:I wonder if its ok to wake hubby up?Has he had dessert yet?
Kleenex?

The Sax Man |

The Sax Man wrote:Those ships. They look like cardboard boats fashioned from Kleenex dispensers. You must have a high Craft skill check.Urizen wrote:Whatchootalkinbout? My kraken has sunk more ships than a squall can.Treppa wrote:I wouldn't fear it. This kraken can't even get a handicap swing at a golf course.The Sax Man wrote:Abandons ship after this.Urizen wrote:I do. It makes my monster even more monstrous.The Sax Man wrote:You have to trim if you want some trim.Urizen wrote:Runs around with nothing but a smile and a loincrotchelcloth for TOTP.So much for 5 years worth of pubes.
There ain't no diorama.

Urizen |

Urizen wrote:Nope, my neighbor apparently can't get enough of me.The Sax Man wrote:Rosie and her Five Nymphomaniac Friends?Urizen wrote:He has an audience.The Sax Man wrote:What's the point when the monster lacks an audience?Urizen wrote:I do. It makes my monster even more monstrous.The Sax Man wrote:You have to trim if you want some trim.Urizen wrote:Runs around with nothing but a smile and a loincrotchelcloth for TOTP.So much for 5 years worth of pubes.
Wait until you get the restraining order and your binoculars consficated.

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Why can't people just be happy being themselves?
Philosophical discussion: brought to you by Kierkergard.
There are three kinds of people.
1) Authentic people who are themselves and have their own opinions.
2) People who aren't really themselves because they don't think for themselves. They are only fit to be part of a group.
3) People who want to be other people.
Who are you really?

Urizen |

Urizen wrote:The Sax Man wrote:Those ships. They look like cardboard boats fashioned from Kleenex dispensers. You must have a high Craft skill check.Urizen wrote:Whatchootalkinbout? My kraken has sunk more ships than a squall can.Treppa wrote:I wouldn't fear it. This kraken can't even get a handicap swing at a golf course.The Sax Man wrote:Abandons ship after this.Urizen wrote:I do. It makes my monster even more monstrous.The Sax Man wrote:You have to trim if you want some trim.Urizen wrote:Runs around with nothing but a smile and a loincrotchelcloth for TOTP.So much for 5 years worth of pubes.There ain't no diorama.
What? I thought that last batch tossed was your take on cumulus clouds. Apparently I didn't roll enough on my Perception check. My apologies, sir.

The Sax Man |

Why can't people just be happy being themselves?
Philosophical discussion: brought to you by Kierkergard.
There are three kinds of people.1) Authentic people who are themselves and have their own opinions.
2) People who aren't really themselves because they don't think for themselves. They are only fit to be part of a group.
3) People who want to be other people.Who are you really?
Is this directed at anybody here, or is this just something you are rambling about?

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Why can't people just be happy being themselves?
Philosophical discussion: brought to you by Kierkergard.
There are three kinds of people.1) Authentic people who are themselves and have their own opinions.
2) People who aren't really themselves because they don't think for themselves. They are only fit to be part of a group.
3) People who want to be other people.Who are you really?
I want to be you.
Oh wait, YOU'RE ALREADY TAKEN!!!!!

General Zod! |

General Zod! wrote:Do your worst, I dare you!The Sax Man wrote:Kneel before your own damn self. Don't make me call in Kal-El!There is no El here. Only pain cultivated from disrespect.
You have wrote your last check you cannot cash, Houstonian.
I will reduce your gaming essentials to ashes with my laser glare.

General Zod! |

General Zod! wrote:Nikola Tesla wrote:You shall serve at the Left Hand of Zod. Commence Chao ab Ordo.General Zod! wrote:KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!My Lord!! You've returned! Look upon the madness I have wrought!
*sweeping bow*
At once My Lord!!
*Throws The Switch!!!*
Excellent! No survivors.

The Sax Man |

The Sax Man wrote:Wait until you get the restraining order and your binoculars consficated.Urizen wrote:Nope, my neighbor apparently can't get enough of me.The Sax Man wrote:Rosie and her Five Nymphomaniac Friends?Urizen wrote:He has an audience.The Sax Man wrote:What's the point when the monster lacks an audience?Urizen wrote:I do. It makes my monster even more monstrous.The Sax Man wrote:You have to trim if you want some trim.Urizen wrote:Runs around with nothing but a smile and a loincrotchelcloth for TOTP.So much for 5 years worth of pubes.
I leave the door unlocked so she can her nooner.

General Zod! |

Why can't people just be happy being themselves?
Philosophical discussion: brought to you by Kierkergard.
There are three kinds of people.1) Authentic people who are themselves and have their own opinions.
2) People who aren't really themselves because they don't think for themselves. They are only fit to be part of a group.
3) People who want to be other people.Who are you really?
4) ZOD!

The Sax Man |

The Sax Man wrote:I will reduce your gaming essentials to ashes with my laser glare.General Zod! wrote:Do your worst, I dare you!The Sax Man wrote:Kneel before your own damn self. Don't make me call in Kal-El!There is no El here. Only pain cultivated from disrespect.
You have wrote your last check you cannot cash, Houstonian.
So go ahead and do it already!

Urizen |

Studpuffin wrote:Is this directed at anybody here, or is this just something you are rambling about?Why can't people just be happy being themselves?
Philosophical discussion: brought to you by Kierkergard.
There are three kinds of people.1) Authentic people who are themselves and have their own opinions.
2) People who aren't really themselves because they don't think for themselves. They are only fit to be part of a group.
3) People who want to be other people.Who are you really?
He's my proxy in absentia. You will grant him quarter.

The Sax Man |

The Sax Man wrote:He's my proxy in absentia. You will grant him quarter.Studpuffin wrote:Is this directed at anybody here, or is this just something you are rambling about?Why can't people just be happy being themselves?
Philosophical discussion: brought to you by Kierkergard.
There are three kinds of people.1) Authentic people who are themselves and have their own opinions.
2) People who aren't really themselves because they don't think for themselves. They are only fit to be part of a group.
3) People who want to be other people.Who are you really?
At best I'll grant him one tenth.

Urizen |

Urizen wrote:I leave the door unlocked so she can her nooner.The Sax Man wrote:Wait until you get the restraining order and your binoculars consficated.Urizen wrote:Nope, my neighbor apparently can't get enough of me.The Sax Man wrote:Rosie and her Five Nymphomaniac Friends?Urizen wrote:He has an audience.The Sax Man wrote:What's the point when the monster lacks an audience?Urizen wrote:I do. It makes my monster even more monstrous.The Sax Man wrote:You have to trim if you want some trim.Urizen wrote:Runs around with nothing but a smile and a loincrotchelcloth for TOTP.So much for 5 years worth of pubes.
There's a lot of dust collecting.

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Studpuffin wrote:Is this directed at anybody here, or is this just something you are rambling about?Why can't people just be happy being themselves?
Philosophical discussion: brought to you by Kierkergard.
There are three kinds of people.1) Authentic people who are themselves and have their own opinions.
2) People who aren't really themselves because they don't think for themselves. They are only fit to be part of a group.
3) People who want to be other people.Who are you really?
It's directed at anyone who wants to discuss.

The Sax Man |

The Sax Man wrote:There's a lot of dust collecting.Urizen wrote:I leave the door unlocked so she can her nooner.The Sax Man wrote:Wait until you get the restraining order and your binoculars consficated.Urizen wrote:Nope, my neighbor apparently can't get enough of me.The Sax Man wrote:Rosie and her Five Nymphomaniac Friends?Urizen wrote:He has an audience.The Sax Man wrote:What's the point when the monster lacks an audience?Urizen wrote:I do. It makes my monster even more monstrous.The Sax Man wrote:You have to trim if you want some trim.Urizen wrote:Runs around with nothing but a smile and a loincrotchelcloth for TOTP.So much for 5 years worth of pubes.
Only on my shelves.

General Zod! |

General Zod! wrote:So go ahead and do it already!The Sax Man wrote:I will reduce your gaming essentials to ashes with my laser glare.General Zod! wrote:Do your worst, I dare you!The Sax Man wrote:Kneel before your own damn self. Don't make me call in Kal-El!There is no El here. Only pain cultivated from disrespect.
You have wrote your last check you cannot cash, Houstonian.
Zod will not be rushed by Houstonians. Zod is your General and does not take instructions. You, on the other hand, will take dictation.

The Sax Man |

The Sax Man wrote:Zod will not be rushed by Houstonians. Zod is your General and does not take instructions. You, on the other hand, will take dictation.General Zod! wrote:So go ahead and do it already!The Sax Man wrote:I will reduce your gaming essentials to ashes with my laser glare.General Zod! wrote:Do your worst, I dare you!The Sax Man wrote:Kneel before your own damn self. Don't make me call in Kal-El!There is no El here. Only pain cultivated from disrespect.
You have wrote your last check you cannot cash, Houstonian.
The hell I will.

Urizen |

Urizen wrote:At best I'll grant him one tenth.The Sax Man wrote:He's my proxy in absentia. You will grant him quarter.Studpuffin wrote:Is this directed at anybody here, or is this just something you are rambling about?Why can't people just be happy being themselves?
Philosophical discussion: brought to you by Kierkergard.
There are three kinds of people.1) Authentic people who are themselves and have their own opinions.
2) People who aren't really themselves because they don't think for themselves. They are only fit to be part of a group.
3) People who want to be other people.Who are you really?
You can thank the government you even have that stipend. Happy Fourth!

Twin Agate Dragons |

The Sax Man wrote:You can thank the government you even have that stipend. Happy Fourth!Urizen wrote:At best I'll grant him one tenth.The Sax Man wrote:He's my proxy in absentia. You will grant him quarter.Studpuffin wrote:Is this directed at anybody here, or is this just something you are rambling about?Why can't people just be happy being themselves?
Philosophical discussion: brought to you by Kierkergard.
There are three kinds of people.1) Authentic people who are themselves and have their own opinions.
2) People who aren't really themselves because they don't think for themselves. They are only fit to be part of a group.
3) People who want to be other people.Who are you really?
Actually I can thank my dad for being a very hard worker.