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Treppa wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Runs around with nothing but a smile and a loincrotchelcloth for TOTP.
So much for 5 years worth of pubes.
You have to trim if you want some trim.
I do. It makes my monster even more monstrous.
Abandons ship after this.

I wouldn't fear it. This kraken can't even get a handicap swing at a golf course.


sax for totp


The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Solnes wrote:
I wonder if its ok to wake hubby up?
Has he had dessert yet?
Vegas is calling. They want to serve you some humble pie.
I like it ala mode.
Prefer some soft served?
Only if it comes in a cone.
You have no idea. It definitely comes in a cone. You like waffle?
It's the only cone I like.

The irony is delicious. You do seem like a guy who waffles.


The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Runs around with nothing but a smile and a loincrotchelcloth for TOTP.
So much for 5 years worth of pubes.
You have to trim if you want some trim.
I do. It makes my monster even more monstrous.
What's the point when the monster lacks an audience?
He has an audience.

Rosie and her Five Nymphomaniac Friends?


Urizen wrote:
Treppa wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Runs around with nothing but a smile and a loincrotchelcloth for TOTP.
So much for 5 years worth of pubes.
You have to trim if you want some trim.
I do. It makes my monster even more monstrous.
Abandons ship after this.
I wouldn't fear it. This kraken can't even get a handicap swing at a golf course.

Whatchootalkinbout? My kraken has sunk more ships than a squall can.


The Sax Man wrote:
General Zod! wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
General Zod! wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Gary Teter wrote:
I really hate debugging stuff I can't replicate.
RepliKate?

Planet Houston, this is your General speaking.

Why does Zod even bother with you worms? If Houstonians lack social cues, then what is there really worth saving?

[censored]!
Houstonian! That mouth is bereft of spittle. Your General needs a knob polished. My boots are lacking grace.
The hell with your boots!

Nancy Sinatra said that once. She was dealt with. Swiftly.

Don't tempt me, Houstonian.

KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!


Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Solnes wrote:
I wonder if its ok to wake hubby up?
Has he had dessert yet?
Vegas is calling. They want to serve you some humble pie.
I like it ala mode.
Prefer some soft served?
Only if it comes in a cone.
You have no idea. It definitely comes in a cone. You like waffle?
It's the only cone I like.
The irony is delicious. You do seem like a guy who waffles.

Only in the afternoon and if I've had a nap.


General Zod! wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
General Zod! wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
General Zod! wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Gary Teter wrote:
I really hate debugging stuff I can't replicate.
RepliKate?

Planet Houston, this is your General speaking.

Why does Zod even bother with you worms? If Houstonians lack social cues, then what is there really worth saving?

[censored]!
Houstonian! That mouth is bereft of spittle. Your General needs a knob polished. My boots are lacking grace.
The hell with your boots!

Nancy Sinatra said that once. She was dealt with. Swiftly.

Don't tempt me, Houstonian.

KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!

Kneel before your own damn self. Don't make me call in Kal-El!


General Zod! wrote:
KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!

My Lord!! You've returned! Look upon the madness I have wrought!

*sweeping bow*


The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Treppa wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Runs around with nothing but a smile and a loincrotchelcloth for TOTP.
So much for 5 years worth of pubes.
You have to trim if you want some trim.
I do. It makes my monster even more monstrous.
Abandons ship after this.
I wouldn't fear it. This kraken can't even get a handicap swing at a golf course.
Whatchootalkinbout? My kraken has sunk more ships than a squall can.

Those ships. They look like cardboard boats fashioned from Kleenex dispensers. You must have a high Craft skill check.

Paizo Employee Senior Software Developer

*click*


Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Runs around with nothing but a smile and a loincrotchelcloth for TOTP.
So much for 5 years worth of pubes.
You have to trim if you want some trim.
I do. It makes my monster even more monstrous.
What's the point when the monster lacks an audience?
He has an audience.
Rosie and her Five Nymphomaniac Friends?

Nope, my neighbor apparently can't get enough of me.


The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Solnes wrote:
I wonder if its ok to wake hubby up?
Has he had dessert yet?
Vegas is calling. They want to serve you some humble pie.
I like it ala mode.
Prefer some soft served?
Only if it comes in a cone.
You have no idea. It definitely comes in a cone. You like waffle?
It's the only cone I like.
The irony is delicious. You do seem like a guy who waffles.
Only in the afternoon and if I've had a nap.

Kleenex?

Sovereign Court

Gary Teter wrote:
*click*

KAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!!

Mweeheeheeheeheehee!!

Paizo Employee Senior Software Developer

Clicks again


The Sax Man wrote:
Kneel before your own damn self. Don't make me call in Kal-El!

There is no El here. Only pain cultivated from disrespect.

You have wrote your last check you cannot cash, Houstonian.


Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Treppa wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Runs around with nothing but a smile and a loincrotchelcloth for TOTP.
So much for 5 years worth of pubes.
You have to trim if you want some trim.
I do. It makes my monster even more monstrous.
Abandons ship after this.
I wouldn't fear it. This kraken can't even get a handicap swing at a golf course.
Whatchootalkinbout? My kraken has sunk more ships than a squall can.
Those ships. They look like cardboard boats fashioned from Kleenex dispensers. You must have a high Craft skill check.

There ain't no diorama.


Gary Teter wrote:
Clicks again

BRRRRRRZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZRRRRRRRRRRTTTT

... did I leave the lab running when I left the house?

Paizo Employee Senior Software Developer

Once more


General Zod! wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Kneel before your own damn self. Don't make me call in Kal-El!

There is no El here. Only pain cultivated from disrespect.

You have wrote your last check you cannot cash, Houstonian.

Do your worst, I dare you!


Nikola Tesla wrote:
General Zod! wrote:
KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!

My Lord!! You've returned! Look upon the madness I have wrought!

*sweeping bow*

You shall serve at the Left Hand of Zod. Commence Chao ab Ordo.


quothe the birdy: shadow tweet!


General Zod! wrote:
Nikola Tesla wrote:
General Zod! wrote:
KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!

My Lord!! You've returned! Look upon the madness I have wrought!

*sweeping bow*

You shall serve at the Left Hand of Zod. Commence Chao ab Ordo.

At once My Lord!!

*Throws The Switch!!!*


Gary Teter wrote:
*click*

The sound of my hands wrapped around the neck of my jailer. Dulcet melodies to my ears.


The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Runs around with nothing but a smile and a loincrotchelcloth for TOTP.
So much for 5 years worth of pubes.
You have to trim if you want some trim.
I do. It makes my monster even more monstrous.
What's the point when the monster lacks an audience?
He has an audience.
Rosie and her Five Nymphomaniac Friends?
Nope, my neighbor apparently can't get enough of me.

Wait until you get the restraining order and your binoculars consficated.

Paizo Employee Senior Software Developer

Hmmmmand

Liberty's Edge

Why can't people just be happy being themselves?

Philosophical discussion: brought to you by Kierkergard.
There are three kinds of people.

1) Authentic people who are themselves and have their own opinions.
2) People who aren't really themselves because they don't think for themselves. They are only fit to be part of a group.
3) People who want to be other people.

Who are you really?

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?????????


taig wrote:
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?????????

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Treppa wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Runs around with nothing but a smile and a loincrotchelcloth for TOTP.
So much for 5 years worth of pubes.
You have to trim if you want some trim.
I do. It makes my monster even more monstrous.
Abandons ship after this.
I wouldn't fear it. This kraken can't even get a handicap swing at a golf course.
Whatchootalkinbout? My kraken has sunk more ships than a squall can.
Those ships. They look like cardboard boats fashioned from Kleenex dispensers. You must have a high Craft skill check.

There ain't no diorama.

What? I thought that last batch tossed was your take on cumulus clouds. Apparently I didn't roll enough on my Perception check. My apologies, sir.


Studpuffin wrote:

Why can't people just be happy being themselves?

Philosophical discussion: brought to you by Kierkergard.
There are three kinds of people.

1) Authentic people who are themselves and have their own opinions.
2) People who aren't really themselves because they don't think for themselves. They are only fit to be part of a group.
3) People who want to be other people.

Who are you really?

Is this directed at anybody here, or is this just something you are rambling about?

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Studpuffin wrote:

Why can't people just be happy being themselves?

Philosophical discussion: brought to you by Kierkergard.
There are three kinds of people.

1) Authentic people who are themselves and have their own opinions.
2) People who aren't really themselves because they don't think for themselves. They are only fit to be part of a group.
3) People who want to be other people.

Who are you really?

I want to be you.

Oh wait, YOU'RE ALREADY TAKEN!!!!!


The Sax Man wrote:
General Zod! wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Kneel before your own damn self. Don't make me call in Kal-El!

There is no El here. Only pain cultivated from disrespect.

You have wrote your last check you cannot cash, Houstonian.

Do your worst, I dare you!

I will reduce your gaming essentials to ashes with my laser glare.


Nikola Tesla wrote:
General Zod! wrote:
Nikola Tesla wrote:
General Zod! wrote:
KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!

My Lord!! You've returned! Look upon the madness I have wrought!

*sweeping bow*

You shall serve at the Left Hand of Zod. Commence Chao ab Ordo.

At once My Lord!!

*Throws The Switch!!!*

Excellent! No survivors.


Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Runs around with nothing but a smile and a loincrotchelcloth for TOTP.
So much for 5 years worth of pubes.
You have to trim if you want some trim.
I do. It makes my monster even more monstrous.
What's the point when the monster lacks an audience?
He has an audience.
Rosie and her Five Nymphomaniac Friends?
Nope, my neighbor apparently can't get enough of me.
Wait until you get the restraining order and your binoculars consficated.

I leave the door unlocked so she can her nooner.


Studpuffin wrote:

Why can't people just be happy being themselves?

Philosophical discussion: brought to you by Kierkergard.
There are three kinds of people.

1) Authentic people who are themselves and have their own opinions.
2) People who aren't really themselves because they don't think for themselves. They are only fit to be part of a group.
3) People who want to be other people.

Who are you really?

4) ZOD!


General Zod! wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
General Zod! wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Kneel before your own damn self. Don't make me call in Kal-El!

There is no El here. Only pain cultivated from disrespect.

You have wrote your last check you cannot cash, Houstonian.

Do your worst, I dare you!
I will reduce your gaming essentials to ashes with my laser glare.

So go ahead and do it already!


The Sax Man wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:

Why can't people just be happy being themselves?

Philosophical discussion: brought to you by Kierkergard.
There are three kinds of people.

1) Authentic people who are themselves and have their own opinions.
2) People who aren't really themselves because they don't think for themselves. They are only fit to be part of a group.
3) People who want to be other people.

Who are you really?

Is this directed at anybody here, or is this just something you are rambling about?

He's my proxy in absentia. You will grant him quarter.


Quothe the birdy: shadow tweet!


Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:

Why can't people just be happy being themselves?

Philosophical discussion: brought to you by Kierkergard.
There are three kinds of people.

1) Authentic people who are themselves and have their own opinions.
2) People who aren't really themselves because they don't think for themselves. They are only fit to be part of a group.
3) People who want to be other people.

Who are you really?

Is this directed at anybody here, or is this just something you are rambling about?
He's my proxy in absentia. You will grant him quarter.

At best I'll grant him one tenth.


The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Runs around with nothing but a smile and a loincrotchelcloth for TOTP.
So much for 5 years worth of pubes.
You have to trim if you want some trim.
I do. It makes my monster even more monstrous.
What's the point when the monster lacks an audience?
He has an audience.
Rosie and her Five Nymphomaniac Friends?
Nope, my neighbor apparently can't get enough of me.
Wait until you get the restraining order and your binoculars consficated.
I leave the door unlocked so she can her nooner.

There's a lot of dust collecting.

Liberty's Edge

The Sax Man wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:

Why can't people just be happy being themselves?

Philosophical discussion: brought to you by Kierkergard.
There are three kinds of people.

1) Authentic people who are themselves and have their own opinions.
2) People who aren't really themselves because they don't think for themselves. They are only fit to be part of a group.
3) People who want to be other people.

Who are you really?

Is this directed at anybody here, or is this just something you are rambling about?

It's directed at anyone who wants to discuss.


Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Runs around with nothing but a smile and a loincrotchelcloth for TOTP.
So much for 5 years worth of pubes.
You have to trim if you want some trim.
I do. It makes my monster even more monstrous.
What's the point when the monster lacks an audience?
He has an audience.
Rosie and her Five Nymphomaniac Friends?
Nope, my neighbor apparently can't get enough of me.
Wait until you get the restraining order and your binoculars consficated.
I leave the door unlocked so she can her nooner.
There's a lot of dust collecting.

Only on my shelves.


The Sax Man wrote:
General Zod! wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
General Zod! wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Kneel before your own damn self. Don't make me call in Kal-El!

There is no El here. Only pain cultivated from disrespect.

You have wrote your last check you cannot cash, Houstonian.

Do your worst, I dare you!
I will reduce your gaming essentials to ashes with my laser glare.
So go ahead and do it already!

Zod will not be rushed by Houstonians. Zod is your General and does not take instructions. You, on the other hand, will take dictation.

Scarab Sages

ponders the point that is being lost


General Zod! wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
General Zod! wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
General Zod! wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Kneel before your own damn self. Don't make me call in Kal-El!

There is no El here. Only pain cultivated from disrespect.

You have wrote your last check you cannot cash, Houstonian.

Do your worst, I dare you!
I will reduce your gaming essentials to ashes with my laser glare.
So go ahead and do it already!
Zod will not be rushed by Houstonians. Zod is your General and does not take instructions. You, on the other hand, will take dictation.

The hell I will.


The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:

Why can't people just be happy being themselves?

Philosophical discussion: brought to you by Kierkergard.
There are three kinds of people.

1) Authentic people who are themselves and have their own opinions.
2) People who aren't really themselves because they don't think for themselves. They are only fit to be part of a group.
3) People who want to be other people.

Who are you really?

Is this directed at anybody here, or is this just something you are rambling about?
He's my proxy in absentia. You will grant him quarter.
At best I'll grant him one tenth.

You can thank the government you even have that stipend. Happy Fourth!

RPG Superstar 2012

W

Liberty's Edge

gp


Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:

Why can't people just be happy being themselves?

Philosophical discussion: brought to you by Kierkergard.
There are three kinds of people.

1) Authentic people who are themselves and have their own opinions.
2) People who aren't really themselves because they don't think for themselves. They are only fit to be part of a group.
3) People who want to be other people.

Who are you really?

Is this directed at anybody here, or is this just something you are rambling about?
He's my proxy in absentia. You will grant him quarter.
At best I'll grant him one tenth.
You can thank the government you even have that stipend. Happy Fourth!

Actually I can thank my dad for being a very hard worker.

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