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Still playing Ketchup Urizen?


Crimson Jester wrote:
Still playing Ketchup Urizen?

He's oozing along.

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Ketchup for Totp.

Skinnydip time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Studpuffin wrote:
What we need for some ghosting is a posting blitz.

Ruh roh. Foreshadowing...

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No peeking TAD


Crimson Jester wrote:
No peeking TAD

I never peek.


Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
No peeking TAD
I never peek.

It's illegal in most areas.

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He leers.


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
wrong thinking is punished!!!

Is it me or do their heads look like swollen testes on the verge of turning blue?

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Wife is going to bed, but I'm not tired. Watch some HULU or post so that putz Uri can't catch up?

Oh hey Uri, didn't see ya there buddy. ;)


Moorluck wrote:
Ok, who was fondling my wife while I was at work today?

When her breasts are on my face, there's nothing I can do about it, bro. Some people say it's nuzzling, but I call it leaving my calling card in lieu of a pen to sign an autograph. After all, my latest product did get a five star rating. My fans like to service me.


Moorluck wrote:
He leers.

No, I don't even do that, it's impolite.

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Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Gary Teter wrote:
Just making sure I haven't broken anything.... yet.
Nope, not yet, although the couch took a small beating earlier. :)
Hee Hee! Top Again. And I shall simply be content with being Nekkid and on Top. :)
If I were to go camping, this is where I'd pitch my tent.
busts out binoculars
I'm having a gay huddle. Focus.
focuses intently
Ewww.
Regardless of what you think I was doing, I was concentrating.
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
No peeking TAD
I never peek.

Seriously?


Crimson Jester wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Gary Teter wrote:
Just making sure I haven't broken anything.... yet.
Nope, not yet, although the couch took a small beating earlier. :)
Hee Hee! Top Again. And I shall simply be content with being Nekkid and on Top. :)
If I were to go camping, this is where I'd pitch my tent.
busts out binoculars
I'm having a gay huddle. Focus.
focuses intently
Ewww.
Regardless of what you think I was doing, I was concentrating.
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
No peeking TAD
I never peek.
Seriously?

I don't lie.


Moorluck wrote:

Wife is going to bed, but I'm not tired. Watch some HULU or post so that putz Uri can't catch up?

Oh hey Uri, didn't see ya there buddy. ;)

Page 554. Ugh. Hiya, LPM!


Urizen wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
wrong thinking is punished!!!
Is it me or do their heads look like swollen testes on the verge of turning blue?

Captain Pike says, "booooooooooop!"

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Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
He leers.
No, I don't even do that, it's impolite.

I leer. But then again my wife likes it. ;) but only from me.


Moorluck wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Ok, who was fondling my wife while I was at work today?
Don't look at me, wrong gender for my tastes.

Hehe, that's why I like you, I can trust you around her.... unless it's all just a ploy to get closer to women.

~Eyes FaWTLs resident Canadian.~ ;)

What? What did I do to deserve your distrust? C'mon! Drowgga, Please.

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Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Gary Teter wrote:
Just making sure I haven't broken anything.... yet.
Nope, not yet, although the couch took a small beating earlier. :)
Hee Hee! Top Again. And I shall simply be content with being Nekkid and on Top. :)
If I were to go camping, this is where I'd pitch my tent.
busts out binoculars
I'm having a gay huddle. Focus.
focuses intently
Ewww.
Regardless of what you think I was doing, I was concentrating.
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
No peeking TAD
I never peek.
Seriously?
I don't lie.

WhO sAyS anything aboot Lies?

Just intense focus on gay huddles with Binoculars ;)


Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Ok, who was fondling my wife while I was at work today?
Don't look at me, wrong gender for my tastes.

Hehe, that's why I like you, I can trust you around her.... unless it's all just a ploy to get closer to women.

~Eyes FaWTLs resident Canadian.~ ;)

Nope vaginas gross me out, seriously I can't even enjoy a taco anymore because of it. And frankly if I wanted big boobs I just go for a fat guy.

You'll get plenty of that at GenCon. You'll be pitching tents left and right. Moob motorboating!


Urizen wrote:
Moorluck wrote:

Wife is going to bed, but I'm not tired. Watch some HULU or post so that putz Uri can't catch up?

Oh hey Uri, didn't see ya there buddy. ;)

Page 554. Ugh. Hiya, LPM!

Should be a breeze.


Crimson Jester wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Gary Teter wrote:
Just making sure I haven't broken anything.... yet.
Nope, not yet, although the couch took a small beating earlier. :)
Hee Hee! Top Again. And I shall simply be content with being Nekkid and on Top. :)
If I were to go camping, this is where I'd pitch my tent.
busts out binoculars
I'm having a gay huddle. Focus.
focuses intently
Ewww.
Regardless of what you think I was doing, I was concentrating.
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
No peeking TAD
I never peek.
Seriously?
I don't lie.

WhO sAyS anything aboot Lies?

Just intense focus on gay huddles with Binoculars ;)

The binocs were for being able to see SC from AZ. I am far from gay ( I love lezzie porn). You can't tell me you've never seen Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back?


Moorluck wrote:
Wolfthulhu wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
And frankly if I wanted big boobs I just go for a fat guy.
Not. Even. Close.

Two words on this.

** spoiler omitted **

<gacks like Stewie breastfeeding Peter>


Urizen wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Ok, who was fondling my wife while I was at work today?
Don't look at me, wrong gender for my tastes.

Hehe, that's why I like you, I can trust you around her.... unless it's all just a ploy to get closer to women.

~Eyes FaWTLs resident Canadian.~ ;)

What? What did I do to deserve your distrust? C'mon! Drowgga, Please.

GET TO THE CHOPPA!

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Röne Bartön wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Ok, who was fondling my wife while I was at work today?
When her breasts are on my face, there's nothing I can do about it, bro. Some people say it's nuzzling, but I call it leaving my calling card in lieu of a pen to sign an autograph. After all, my latest product did get a five star rating. My fans like to service me.

You owe me $50 dollars then. Or better yet make that 50 pounds.


Moorluck wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Byooty wey, eh?
Uh... HUH?
Take off!
If you are referring to Solnes, she did. She's in her bra and panties laying in front of the fan.

<puts fan next to face> Lllluuuukkkeeee iiiiii aaammmm yoooouuurrrr faaaaattthhhheeeerrrrr

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Crimson Jester wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
He leers.
No, I don't even do that, it's impolite.
I leer. But then again my wife likes it. ;) but only from me.

Mine likes to know that she is found attractive. And even more so when it's me that does the findin'. ;)


shadowing.

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Urizen wrote:
Moorluck wrote:

Wife is going to bed, but I'm not tired. Watch some HULU or post so that putz Uri can't catch up?

Oh hey Uri, didn't see ya there buddy. ;)

Page 554. Ugh. Hiya, LPM!

You can do it drow brother. I have faith in you!

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Urizen wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Byooty wey, eh?
Uh... HUH?
Take off!
If you are referring to Solnes, she did. She's in her bra and panties laying in front of the fan.
<puts fan next to face> Lllluuuukkkeeee iiiiii aaammmm yoooouuurrrr faaaaattthhhheeeerrrrr

I'll let you know how that works out.


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
this thread won't die.

I'm still not getting ghostings.


houstonderek wrote:

$(%(%*#@#_(+%$_#@%(#$@_%*$_#*@!_%*#$_@*%$_#*!@_+%*$_#@*!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!@

Yeah.

I hate rain.

And being single.

And rain.

F$($.

There are days I envy your single status. Pimp.


Shadowspectre wrote:
shadowing.

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Moorluck wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Byooty wey, eh?
Uh... HUH?
Take off!
If you are referring to Solnes, she did. She's in her bra and panties laying in front of the fan.
<puts fan next to face> Lllluuuukkkeeee iiiiii aaammmm yoooouuurrrr faaaaattthhhheeeerrrrr
I'll let you know how that works out.

Considering I woke her up, Not.To.Good. :/

It's ok though, I said it was from you. :)


Great. Someone added yet another page. I'm on 555 now.

Can't Flash just tell me from tomorrow land a synopsis? Crimmy?


Shadowspectre wrote:
Shadowspectre wrote:
shadowing.


Urizen wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
this thread won't die.
I'm still not getting ghostings.

They seem to have stopped now.


Urizen wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Byooty wey, eh?
Uh... HUH?
Take off!
If you are referring to Solnes, she did. She's in her bra and panties laying in front of the fan.
<puts fan next to face> Lllluuuukkkeeee iiiiii aaammmm yoooouuurrrr faaaaattthhhheeeerrrrr

::Gives standard, anguished response, with much facial contortions::


Wolfthulhu wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
this thread won't die.
I'm still not getting ghostings.
They seem to have stopped now.

Awoo!


Moorluck wrote:
Wish it would rain here.

Same here. Lawn's looking thirsty, but the water bill usage is outrageous out here. It is $45 minimum even if I don't even use water for a whole month.

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Wolfthulhu wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
this thread won't die.
I'm still not getting ghostings.
They seem to have stopped now.

They come and go. Gary and Sara Marie have started wearing his and hers Ghostbuster uniforms at night to ward them off.


Urizen wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Wish it would rain here.

Same here. Lawn's looking thirsty, but the water bill usage is outrageous out here. It is $45 minimum even if I don't even use water for a whole month.

That's just ridiculous.


Urizen wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Wish it would rain here.

Same here. Lawn's looking thirsty, but the water bill usage is outrageous out here. It is $45 minimum even if I don't even use water for a whole month.

Yeah, but then you'd be dead.

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Luke Skywalker wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Byooty wey, eh?
Uh... HUH?
Take off!
If you are referring to Solnes, she did. She's in her bra and panties laying in front of the fan.
<puts fan next to face> Lllluuuukkkeeee iiiiii aaammmm yoooouuurrrr faaaaattthhhheeeerrrrr
::Gives standard, anguished response, with much facial contortions::

Am I the only one who wanted Vader to say "No I'm just messin with ya man. A wuss like you... my kid? HAH!"?


houstonderek wrote:

No, I'm kind of in Limbo with her. A few things about my life scare her. Like the baby, the ex, and my living situation.

And, unfortunately, I'm so into her, other women are not appealing to me right now. :(

No offense bro, but if you were in her shoes...?

Nevertheless, sucks. :/

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Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Wish it would rain here.

Same here. Lawn's looking thirsty, but the water bill usage is outrageous out here. It is $45 minimum even if I don't even use water for a whole month.

Yeah, but then you'd be dead.

You mean you can't live off of Mt Dew? Ah crap.


Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
summons a rainstorm in this thread by way of rain dance

Your clothes. Back on. Please. Dingleberry. Thanks.


Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
summons a rainstorm in this thread by way of rain dance
Your clothes. Back on. Please. Dingleberry. Thanks.

I wore a loincloth at the time.


Moorluck wrote:
Luke Skywalker wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Byooty wey, eh?
Uh... HUH?
Take off!
If you are referring to Solnes, she did. She's in her bra and panties laying in front of the fan.
<puts fan next to face> Lllluuuukkkeeee iiiiii aaammmm yoooouuurrrr faaaaattthhhheeeerrrrr
::Gives standard, anguished response, with much facial contortions::
Am I the only one who wanted Vader to say "No I'm just messin with ya man. A wuss like you... my kid? HAH!"?

Yep. Wasn't that similar to Robot Chicken's response?

Man, now I can post in threads that I can't access? Weird.

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Moorluck wrote:
Luke Skywalker wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Byooty wey, eh?
Uh... HUH?
Take off!
If you are referring to Solnes, she did. She's in her bra and panties laying in front of the fan.
<puts fan next to face> Lllluuuukkkeeee iiiiii aaammmm yoooouuurrrr faaaaattthhhheeeerrrrr
::Gives standard, anguished response, with much facial contortions::
Am I the only one who wanted Vader to say "No I'm just messin with ya man. A wuss like you... my kid? HAH!"?

No but I wanted the scene that had Vader walking off after the fight going "sucker." or contacting the Emperor and going "He believes."

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