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Aberzombie wrote:
Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Torrential downpours do tend to suck ass.
I got caught in one in Philly, once. That did kinda suck.
When were you in Philly?

I lived in Jersey for three years, but the time I'm thinking about, I was just in town for the American Academy of Religion's annual conference. I love Center City. That old colonial tavern (name?) and also a real Cuban restaurant, Cuba Libre. Not that suckass chain that is about as Cuban as some dude visiting Puerto Rico from Mexico.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
taig wrote:
Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:
The metric system is Cheliaxian? I KNEW IT!
Just like the French...
Frenchies!!! Where? grrrr........

Bad poodle! The politically correct term is, FROG.


Sorry to hear about your day, Moorluck.

You ever had one of those days were you thought you were just super witty and even hilarious...and others...not so much?


Naah. Always witty. Sometimes I can't poop though.


Haven't needed a prewritten dungeon since Keep of the Borderlands.
I just buy them to laugh at the fail.


I am the most....interesting leperchaun alive.


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Naah. Always witty. Sometimes I can't poop though.

Oh, this is surely a problem of perception. Appearance vs reality and all that. I pity folks that have poop problems. I can say no more...


Okay. if you say so, Rapunzel.

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Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:

Sorry to hear about your day, Moorluck.

You ever had one of those days were you thought you were just super witty and even hilarious...and others...not so much?

Sorry, DDHPhD, I'll try harder tomorrow.


There is no try.


taig wrote:
Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:

Sorry to hear about your day, Moorluck.

You ever had one of those days were you thought you were just super witty and even hilarious...and others...not so much?

Sorry, DDHPhD, I'll try harder tomorrow.

You posted today?


i.e. "do not,...."

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Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:
taig wrote:
Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:

Sorry to hear about your day, Moorluck.

You ever had one of those days were you thought you were just super witty and even hilarious...and others...not so much?

Sorry, DDHPhD, I'll try harder tomorrow.
You posted today?

Ouch.


Seriously, you've been around less lately, it seems, Taig. Or maybe just at different times from me?

Future prof's: Go into a field in which there is lots of demand on the Community College level and all levels. English and History are good. In history, you will most likely also have to government.

Future teachers: go into math and/or science.


Like pimpology?


Most academics have to have at least a minor in Pimpology, these days...

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Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:

Seriously, you've been around less lately, it seems, Taig. Or maybe just at different times from me?

Future prof's: Go into a field in which there is lots of demand on the Community College level and all levels. English and History are good. In history, you will most likely also have to government.

Future teachers: go into math and/or science.

I have been absent a bunch in the past month. I posted a lot today, though.


Sharoth wrote:
~grrrrrr~ Why is it that I start running into hot women that want me after I hook up with someone? Why?!?

All the hot women appear after you're already attached. It's a known phenomenon. Just this evening we went to the mall after we went out to eat and practically in every clothing store I was usually the only male and I kept getting flirted with. I dunno if it's because I'm attached and that makes it safe .... or they're wondering what's good about me that she likes and if she can get to like it too ... or whatever nonsense I cannot decipher (nor try to).

The one funny thing that amused me was this young girl running up to me as if she was lost and wanted to know where the Gamestop was in the mall. Why me? Maybe I didn't mesh with the rest of the mallrats wearing this Vader (the metal band) t-shirt and khakis. *shrug* I don't even play video games. But I did know where the store was. Heh.

There was this one chick in this department that was trying on new summer clothes with short skirt and high heels. She made no attempt to cover herself when bending over and arching putting on her heels. I'm 10 feet away from her from behind. I could see exactly what she was wearing underneath. And she knew it. And kept doing it.

What is it with you women and your mindf&&k games. Really?

:p


Sharoth wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
~grrrrrr~ Why is it that I start running into hot women that want me after I hook up with someone? Why?!?
I thought you were a chaotic evil dragon. :(
~sighs~ No. I am NG. DRATTED conscience. That plus my gf is VERY intuitive.

Is this the one that you connected with on the other side of the country and happened to do some 'personal shopping' for? How did that end up going?

Liberty's Edge

What...I don't understand what you're talking about.
Hot women don't show up when you're single?
Why not?
You got crumbs on youself?


Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:
So, Sharoth wasn't really wanting an answer to the age-old mystery, he was just trying to look good in front of his g/f? I can't wait to hear what she intuits from THAT.

I could provide a psychological profile...


Urizen wrote:
Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:
So, Sharoth wasn't really wanting an answer to the age-old mystery, he was just trying to look good in front of his g/f? I can't wait to hear what she intuits from THAT.
I could provide a psychological profile...

mwahahahaha!


Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:
Who all besides SP wants to go into teaching? Teaching what?

I want to teach linguistics. My woman says I'm cunning.


taig wrote:
Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:

Seriously, you've been around less lately, it seems, Taig. Or maybe just at different times from me?

Future prof's: Go into a field in which there is lots of demand on the Community College level and all levels. English and History are good. In history, you will most likely also have to government.

Future teachers: go into math and/or science.

I have been absent a bunch in the past month. I posted a lot today, though.

Great to see that. Miss your presence, oh mustelidic one.


LARPS just mentioned on Robot Chicken.


Pungasmitron!


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Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:
LARPS just mentioned on Robot Chicken.

You best get right with the lord after watching that show.


Stabracadabra. Pure gold.


heh heh....


My fault line has crak'd.


popopopokerface....popopokerface...


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Heathys!


alleynbard wrote:
Yesterday, I was offered a job at one of the local game stores. I will only be working one day a week, but I am happy to be working again in some capacity. Of course, I spent so much time there anyway, it won't really be a shift in my current schedule. :)

Bruce offered you a job? Perchance it's on Tuesdays?


alleynbard wrote:
taig wrote:
alleynbard wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Torrential downpours do tend to suck ass.

Don't know much about that. ** spoiler omitted **

<-- Lives in a desert.
I am kind of surprised there isn't more ass-sucking in the desert.
Urizen doesn't live there. :D
But Urizen does live near me. Had I known.....

Now why would you complain? *eyes flutter*


Heathansson wrote:

What...I don't understand what you're talking about.

Hot women don't show up when you're single?
Why not?
You got crumbs on youself?

I'm a crummy bastard, come to think of it...


I just want to set the record straight.

[Clinton] I did not have sexual relations with that iPad. [/Clinton]

You may resume your normal activities.

RPG Superstar 2012

I'm really going to bed now. Good night!


Goodnight, Taig.


Urizen wrote:

I just want to set the record straight.

[Clinton] I did not have sexual relations with that iPad. [/Clinton]

You may resume your normal activities.

At least not until Hustler, FHM or Playboy allow PDF subscription. ;)


Good night, everybody.


Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:

I just want to set the record straight.

[Clinton] I did not have sexual relations with that iPad. [/Clinton]

You may resume your normal activities.

At least not until Hustler, FHM or Playboy allow PDF subscription. ;)

FHM doesn't exist in the U.S. any longer (although they still circulate in the U.K.). Hustler? I haven't seen one in....over a decade? But I still loyally subscribe to Playboy.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Good night, everybody.

Did you get the word you needed?


Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:
Future teachers: go into math and/or science.

Heh, no go. Those are my two worst subjects. There's a reason I picked English for the backup.


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Urizen wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
~grrrrrr~ Why is it that I start running into hot women that want me after I hook up with someone? Why?!?
I thought you were a chaotic evil dragon. :(
~sighs~ No. I am NG. DRATTED conscience. That plus my gf is VERY intuitive.
Is this the one that you connected with on the other side of the country and happened to do some 'personal shopping' for? How did that end up going?

Yep. That one. So far so good. The distance sucks big time. OTOH, she will be visiting in July.


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