FAWTLY TOWER IV

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Can't mine here.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

I WASN'T MINING! I WASN'T! I WASN'T! I WASN'T!!!

[Sharoth]

Spanky was mining! ~WEG~ Just remember, "A mine is a terrible thing to waste!"

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

SHAROTH WAS MINING! TAKE HIM, NOT ME!!!

[Phantom Post]

~rattles Spanky's chains~

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

haha!
minis!
all for me!
huzzah!!!

[Crimson Jester]

Good night all, I have to actually work tomorrow.

[alleynbard]

Solnes wrote:

alleynbard wrote:

Solnes- In all seriousness I am interested in seeing the list of stuff as well. There are certainly some holes in my collection.

If there is any 2e stuff, I am most interested in material from Planescape and Spelljammer.

I know you won't know till Friday or thereabouts, so I know my hopes are a bit moot until then.

The minis though are the real prize in my mind. I am extremely interested in those.

So far no one other than me seems interested in the mini's, so you should have your pick of what I have. I will let you know how many and what they are and what he charges me for them. We can go from there?

Sounds fantastic. Thank you!

[alleynbard]

Urizen wrote:

Solnes wrote:

So far no one other than me seems interested in the mini's, so you should have your pick of what I have. I will let you know how many and what they are and what he charges me for them. We can go from there?

I'm surprised you're even interested in the minis given that you guys got rid of a lot of them and don't even use them in your own games. I find this ... puzzling.

I just prefer the pre-paints over the pewters...

Pre-paints! Heathen! Mini painting is an art! It takes years of practice to craft these little wonders for the table.

<looks over to tupperware organizers holding roughly 300 pre-painted minis>

Ummm....those? They are for.....um......my niece. That's it. My niece.

Bluff 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5

Damn!

[Heathansson]

alleynbard wrote:

Urizen wrote:

Solnes wrote:

So far no one other than me seems interested in the mini's, so you should have your pick of what I have. I will let you know how many and what they are and what he charges me for them. We can go from there?

I'm surprised you're even interested in the minis given that you guys got rid of a lot of them and don't even use them in your own games. I find this ... puzzling.

I just prefer the pre-paints over the pewters...

Pre-paints! Heathen! Mini painting is an art! It takes years of practice to craft these little wonders for the table.

<looks over to tupperware organizers holding roughly 300 pre-painted minis>

Ummm....those? They are for.....um......my niece. That's it. My niece.

Bluff 1d20+4

Damn!

You say heathen like it's a issult.

[alleynbard]

Studpuffin wrote:

Treppa wrote:

Cuchulainn wrote:

So I'm not the only one with a strange attraction to office/school supplies. Good. I'm not completely insane.

You, Studpuffin, and I should start a support group before our abodes completely fill with mechanical pencils and post-it notes.

But I swear, I need more graph paper! Yes, I know I have 3 pads already, but this graph paper is red!

I get really excited about school supplies as well.

I would sell my right kidney for red graph paper!

[alleynbard]

Solnes wrote:

Urizen wrote:

Solnes wrote:

So far no one other than me seems interested in the mini's, so you should have your pick of what I have. I will let you know how many and what they are and what he charges me for them. We can go from there?

I'm surprised you're even interested in the minis given that you guys got rid of a lot of them and don't even use them in your own games. I find this ... puzzling.

I just prefer the pre-paints over the pewters...

I like to paint the mini's, most of the ones that we kept I had painted. I want them to paint, not collect. :)

I am the same way. I am also on an "old school" kick right now so getting some older minis would be nice.

[alleynbard]

Woodraven wrote:

Solnes wrote:

alleynbard wrote:

Solnes- In all seriousness I am interested in seeing the list of stuff as well. There are certainly some holes in my collection.

If there is any 2e stuff, I am most interested in material from Planescape and Spelljammer.

I know you won't know till Friday or thereabouts, so I know my hopes are a bit moot until then.

The minis though are the real prize in my mind. I am extremely interested in those.

So far no one other than me seems interested in the mini's, so you should have your pick of what I have. I will let you know how many and what they are and what he charges me for them. We can go from there?

what minis I would like to see the list or minis when you get them :)

<breaks a beer bottle on the wall and brandishes it towards Woodraven>

[Jeremy Mcgillan]

Urizen wrote:

Davi The Eccentric wrote:

Urizen wrote:

Mac Boyce wrote:

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Them dudes are actual cannibles at times.

I take it you've read up on MAYHEM then. ;)

Mayhem is awesome! \m/(-,-)\m/

The cannibal story that's being referenced is a bit over-exaggerated, to say the least...

You mean they don't eat brains? The Reverend lied to me!

EDIT: Oh, they do eat brains. Uh, this is awkward.

Nice! You should have the Rev as your FB profile pic. You just plain need one, dammit. :p

FB profile? Lies we all know heathansson isn't actually a real person.

[Jeremy Mcgillan]

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

haha!

minis!
all for me!
huzzah!!!

You can also stay the hell away from my minis. *grabs shotgun*

[Heathansson]

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

Urizen wrote:

Davi The Eccentric wrote:

Urizen wrote:

Mac Boyce wrote:

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Them dudes are actual cannibles at times.

I take it you've read up on MAYHEM then. ;)

Mayhem is awesome! \m/(-,-)\m/

The cannibal story that's being referenced is a bit over-exaggerated, to say the least...

You mean they don't eat brains? The Reverend lied to me!

EDIT: Oh, they do eat brains. Uh, this is awkward.

Nice! You should have the Rev as your FB profile pic. You just plain need one, dammit. :p

FB profile? Lies we all know heathansson isn't actually a real person.

I'm a Rock God.

Like Jim Morrison.
Cept not good looking, so you know I gots talent.

[alleynbard]

Urizen wrote:

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Urizen wrote:

Mac Boyce wrote:

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Them dudes are actual cannibles at times.

I take it you've read up on MAYHEM then. ;)

Mayhem is awesome! \m/(-,-)\m/

The cannibal story that's being referenced is a bit over-exaggerated, to say the least...

Wha....., he just eat some dud's toenails?

skull / brain fragments in a stew from their vocalist who blew out his brains (i.e. pulled a Cobain). His good-bye note said 'Sorry for the mess'.

<uncomfortable silence>

<shuffles feet>
<tries not to look Urizen in the eye>

[Davi The Eccentric]

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

Urizen wrote:

Nice! You should have the Rev as your FB profile pic. You just plain need one, dammit. :p

FB profile? Lies we all know heathansson isn't actually a real person.

But... I am...

[alleynbard]

Heathansson wrote:

alleynbard wrote:

Urizen wrote:

Solnes wrote:

So far no one other than me seems interested in the mini's, so you should have your pick of what I have. I will let you know how many and what they are and what he charges me for them. We can go from there?

I'm surprised you're even interested in the minis given that you guys got rid of a lot of them and don't even use them in your own games. I find this ... puzzling.

I just prefer the pre-paints over the pewters...

Pre-paints! Heathen! Mini painting is an art! It takes years of practice to craft these little wonders for the table.

<looks over to tupperware organizers holding roughly 300 pre-painted minis>

Ummm....those? They are for.....um......my niece. That's it. My niece.

Bluff 1d20+4

Damn!

You say heathen like it's a issult.

You're right. I am pretty much a heathen as well. How does "infidel" sound? Too much?

[Heathansson]

alleynbard wrote:

Urizen wrote:

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Urizen wrote:

Mac Boyce wrote:

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Them dudes are actual cannibles at times.

I take it you've read up on MAYHEM then. ;)

Mayhem is awesome! \m/(-,-)\m/

The cannibal story that's being referenced is a bit over-exaggerated, to say the least...

Wha....., he just eat some dud's toenails?

skull / brain fragments in a stew from their vocalist who blew out his brains (i.e. pulled a Cobain). His good-bye note said 'Sorry for the mess'.

<uncomfortable silence>

<shuffles feet>
<tries not to look Urizen in the eye>

don't do it!!!

[Heathansson]

alleynbard wrote:

Heathansson wrote:

alleynbard wrote:

Urizen wrote:

Solnes wrote:

So far no one other than me seems interested in the mini's, so you should have your pick of what I have. I will let you know how many and what they are and what he charges me for them. We can go from there?

I'm surprised you're even interested in the minis given that you guys got rid of a lot of them and don't even use them in your own games. I find this ... puzzling.

I just prefer the pre-paints over the pewters...

Pre-paints! Heathen! Mini painting is an art! It takes years of practice to craft these little wonders for the table.

<looks over to tupperware organizers holding roughly 300 pre-painted minis>

Ummm....those? They are for.....um......my niece. That's it. My niece.

Bluff 1d20+4

Damn!

You say heathen like it's a issult.

You're right. I am pretty much a heathen as well. How does "infidel" sound? Too much?

"Philistine" would be groovy....;) I don't think there's any actual Philistines around to be insulted about their name being synonymous with lack of culturedness.

[Jeremy Mcgillan]

Heathansson wrote:

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

Urizen wrote:

Davi The Eccentric wrote:

Urizen wrote:

Mac Boyce wrote:

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Them dudes are actual cannibles at times.

I take it you've read up on MAYHEM then. ;)

Mayhem is awesome! \m/(-,-)\m/

The cannibal story that's being referenced is a bit over-exaggerated, to say the least...

You mean they don't eat brains? The Reverend lied to me!

EDIT: Oh, they do eat brains. Uh, this is awkward.

Nice! You should have the Rev as your FB profile pic. You just plain need one, dammit. :p

FB profile? Lies we all know heathansson isn't actually a real person.

I'm a Rock God.

Like Jim Morrison.
Cept not good looking, so you know I gots talent.

I'm sticking with my semi- intelligent computer virus on theory on your existence.

[alleynbard]

Heathansson wrote:

alleynbard wrote:

Heathansson wrote:

alleynbard wrote:

Urizen wrote:

Solnes wrote:

So far no one other than me seems interested in the mini's, so you should have your pick of what I have. I will let you know how many and what they are and what he charges me for them. We can go from there?

I'm surprised you're even interested in the minis given that you guys got rid of a lot of them and don't even use them in your own games. I find this ... puzzling.

I just prefer the pre-paints over the pewters...

Pre-paints! Heathen! Mini painting is an art! It takes years of practice to craft these little wonders for the table.

<looks over to tupperware organizers holding roughly 300 pre-painted minis>

Ummm....those? They are for.....um......my niece. That's it. My niece.

Bluff 1d20+4

Damn!

You say heathen like it's a issult.

You're right. I am pretty much a heathen as well. How does "infidel" sound? Too much?

"Philistine" would be groovy....;) I don't think there's any actual Philistines around to be insulted about their name being synonymous with lack of culturedness.

Excellent choice.

[flash_cxxi]

Champions of 4e... the Clubhouse calls.

[Davi The Eccentric]

flash_cxxi wrote:

Champions of 4e... the Clubhouse calls.

What clubhouse? Which clubhouse? Am I already in the clubhouse?

[flash_cxxi]

alleynbard wrote:

flash_cxxi wrote:

alleynbard wrote:

I really hate going to the doctor. I am so sick of being prodded, poked, groped, blinded by little lights, and everything else you might imagine. I am also tired of being spoken to like I am an idiot for a major part of my afternoon.

And after all of that, nothing changed. He is keeping me on the same drugs that have little to no effect on my Fibro. Its like he wasn't listening to me at all.

Well, something did change, I guess. I learned I need to find a new doctor, preferably a specialist. Because if I stay here I can guarantee nothing will change.

Otherwise I had a great weekend and finally got to spend large amounts of quality time with my partner. That was wonderful in the extreme.

I thought you just finished saying above that you didn't like to be groped... ;)

Nice. :) There is good groping and bad groping certainly.

Thank You. So did the good groping counteract the bad groping? ;)

[flash_cxxi]

Urizen wrote:

flash_cxxi wrote:

Urizen wrote:

flash_cxxi wrote:

taig wrote:

I had a really nice going away lunch, and somehow I ended up getting $200 in gift cards. My coworkers must really want to get rid of me. :)

Awww... they just really love your manhood!

Fixed this for you. :)

I pre-empted Urizen's response to this Post...

I...I...have nothing.

Excellent. Part one of my plan for Urizen to become obsolete has come to fruition... >:)

[flash_cxxi]

Davi The Eccentric wrote:

flash_cxxi wrote:

Champions of 4e... the Clubhouse calls.

What clubhouse? Which clubhouse? Am I already in the clubhouse?

There's a Clubhouse? Is it like the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse?

[Davi The Eccentric]

flash_cxxi wrote:

Davi The Eccentric wrote:

flash_cxxi wrote:

Champions of 4e... the Clubhouse calls.

What clubhouse? Which clubhouse? Am I already in the clubhouse?

There's a Clubhouse? Is it like the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse?

I don't know, you brought it up!

[Woodraven]

I wanna make my own clubhouse....No Dudes Allowed

now see I will be a member and therefore only one Dude will be allowed :P

[Patrick Curtin]

*blink*

Morning all

*blink*

[Mister Moorluck]

Morning. Having cleaned and rebandaged my foot this morning I see that I am missing part of it. Getting this damn work boot on hurt like a b+@#% too. I'm gonna try and tough it today, but we'll see how that goes.

[Aberzombie]

burp

I swear I had nothing to do with the missing part of your foot.....

[Freehold DM]

Mister Moorluck wrote:

Morning. Having cleaned and rebandaged my foot this morning I see that I am missing part of it. Getting this damn work boot on hurt like a b&&@~ too. I'm gonna try and tough it today, but we'll see how that goes.

Dude, what the hell happened?! What post did I miss?! Was it the gator back for revenge or a pack of advanced vermin(I'm thinking THEM!) looking to avenge their fallen cousins or something?

In other news, Goooooooooooooooooooood morning Fawlty Towers!!!

I was up until 2 in the morning playing Infinite Space. I don't know whether to give this game thumbs up for one of the most engrossing stories I've ever seen on DS or to tell others to avoid it like the life-sucking plague it seems to be. I don't know if we'll be playing RotRL tonight or what, as it's our host's birthday and he wants to game on Friday into Saturday. I owe both him and the DM a birthday cake and perhaps a present or something.

Also, my legs are rubbery from all this walking to work; I'm thinking my body is ready for more advanced exercises/training. Or to actually BUY the bike, although I don't know if my pocketbook is ready for that yet. God, I hate being cheap/poor.

I can't believe I missed a post on Moorluck's foot!!! Geeze, what else have I missed?

[Treppa]

Freehold DM wrote:

Mister Moorluck wrote:

Morning. Having cleaned and rebandaged my foot this morning I see that I am missing part of it. Getting this damn work boot on hurt like a b&&@~ too. I'm gonna try and tough it today, but we'll see how that goes.

Dude, what the hell happened?! What post did I miss?! Was it the gator back for revenge or a pack of advanced vermin(I'm thinking THEM!) looking to avenge their fallen cousins or something?

In other news, Goooooooooooooooooooood morning Fawlty Towers!!!

I was up until 2 in the morning playing Infinite Space. I don't know whether to give this game thumbs up for one of the most engrossing stories I've ever seen on DS or to tell others to avoid it like the life-sucking plague it seems to be. I don't know if we'll be playing RotRL tonight or what, as it's our host's birthday and he wants to game on Friday into Saturday. I owe both him and the DM a birthday cake and perhaps a present or something.

Also, my legs are rubbery from all this walking to work; I'm thinking my body is ready for more advanced exercises/training. Or to actually BUY the bike, although I don't know if my pocketbook is ready for that yet. God, I hate being cheap/poor.

I can't believe I missed a post on Moorluck's foot!!! Geeze, what else have I missed?

Ah, Moorluck's foot was on Facebook. *Ahem*

[Celestial Healer]

Morning all. What did I miss?

[Callous Jack]

Celestial Healer wrote:

Morning all. What did I miss?

Aberzombie ate Moorluck's foot.

That or taig thought it was a smurf and did a claw/claw/bite.

[Celestial Healer]

That sounds like a typical evening.

[Crimson Jester]

Celestial Healer wrote:

Morning all. What did I miss?

LPM's foot.

EDIT: and all the blood that went with it.

[Freehold DM]

Treppa wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

Mister Moorluck wrote:

Morning. Having cleaned and rebandaged my foot this morning I see that I am missing part of it. Getting this damn work boot on hurt like a b&&@~ too. I'm gonna try and tough it today, but we'll see how that goes.

Dude, what the hell happened?! What post did I miss?! Was it the gator back for revenge or a pack of advanced vermin(I'm thinking THEM!) looking to avenge their fallen cousins or something?

In other news, Goooooooooooooooooooood morning Fawlty Towers!!!

I was up until 2 in the morning playing Infinite Space. I don't know whether to give this game thumbs up for one of the most engrossing stories I've ever seen on DS or to tell others to avoid it like the life-sucking plague it seems to be. I don't know if we'll be playing RotRL tonight or what, as it's our host's birthday and he wants to game on Friday into Saturday. I owe both him and the DM a birthday cake and perhaps a present or something.

Also, my legs are rubbery from all this walking to work; I'm thinking my body is ready for more advanced exercises/training. Or to actually BUY the bike, although I don't know if my pocketbook is ready for that yet. God, I hate being cheap/poor.

I can't believe I missed a post on Moorluck's foot!!! Geeze, what else have I missed?

Ah, Moorluck's foot was on Facebook. *Ahem*

EVEN MORE proof that Facebook is EVIL! Upgraded security measures my ass! The man's foot has been savaged by the site! Cast off your shackles, Facebookers- the site has a taste for human flesh now!

[Celestial Healer]

Freehold DM wrote:

EVEN MORE proof that Facebook is EVIL! Upgraded security measures my ass! The man's foot has been savaged by the site! Cast off your shackles, Facebookers- the site has a taste for human flesh now!

Facebook has shackles? That might explain why Moorluck had to sever his own foot to get away.

It's like a scene out of Saw.

[Freehold DM]

Celestial Healer wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

EVEN MORE proof that Facebook is EVIL! Upgraded security measures my ass! The man's foot has been savaged by the site! Cast off your shackles, Facebookers- the site has a taste for human flesh now!

Facebook has shackles? That might explain why Moorluck had to sever his own foot to get away.

It's like a scene out of Saw.

My Space(Ranger), Facebook(Barbarian), Friendster(Fighter), and ICQ(Wizard) are exploring a dank forest. Facebook suddenly places a hand on My Space's shoulder, and the ranger raises his hand to signal that the party should come to a halt

Facebook: *sniff* *sniff*

My Space: What do you smell?

Facebook: Man-flesh! Facebook initiates rage

[Solnes]

lol, ya'll are nuts. Hubby will be ok, but is home resting. His foot hurt to badly to walk on all day.

[Studpuffin]

alleynbard wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

Treppa wrote:

Cuchulainn wrote:

So I'm not the only one with a strange attraction to office/school supplies. Good. I'm not completely insane.

You, Studpuffin, and I should start a support group before our abodes completely fill with mechanical pencils and post-it notes.

But I swear, I need more graph paper! Yes, I know I have 3 pads already, but this graph paper is red!

I get really excited about school supplies as well.

I would sell my right kidney for red graph paper!

One of us

One of us
One of us

[taig]

<Runs through with hair on fire>

I'll catch up later!

I did see that Moorluck hurt his foot. I hope it heals up soon.

[taig]

Woodraven wrote:

Taig what time does your flight get into Seattle for the con?

My flight gets in around 2:30. If I were to book it, that is. :S

[taig]

Urizen wrote:

flash_cxxi wrote:

Urizen wrote:

flash_cxxi wrote:

taig wrote:

I had a really nice going away lunch, and somehow I ended up getting $200 in gift cards. My coworkers must really want to get rid of me. :)

Awww... they just really love your manhood!

Fixed this for you. :)

I pre-empted Urizen's response to this Post...

I...I...have nothing. Thanks be the hivemind! Om!

Erm...

[Bear on a Unicycle]

taig wrote:

<Runs through with hair on fire>

I'll catch up later!

I did see that Moorluck hurt his foot. I hope it heals up soon.

*rides through the thread, chased by a flaming badger*