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Don't you nasty things be talkin bout my precious baby!


See? You guys used his name in vain and the site crashed.

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Urizen wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Urizen wrote:
maybe it's time for some ... heavy petting.
Not really.
My version involves not pulling donkey punches. :P

yes well .....

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Emperor7 wrote:
See? You guys used his name in vain and the site crashed.

Is that whats causing it??

Cosmo..Cosmo...Cosmo..Urk agg.............


Bovines steer clear of Cosmo.

Get it? Steer? Bovines?

Ha! I kill me.

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ackk urghh


Urizen wrote:

Bovines steer clear of Cosmo.

Get it? Steer? Bovines?

Ha! I kill me.

In bovine, Cosmo means Don Juan.

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Celestial Healer wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:

Maury had a show on about spirits and ghosts. They had ghost hunters checking out their studios. I was a little taken aback from the newspaper headline they showed. "Kirk Moore plunges to his death from 17th floor window."

This explains oh so much.

More to the point, however, it would take more than a 17 story fall to keep our Moorluck down.

Yeah, but it hurt like b+&+~. ;)

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Just poppin' in to say hello to all my Paizo family, gonna crash here soon as I got about the same sleep as E7, for simular reasons, and I have to go back to the roach resturant tonight.

EDIT:Almost makes me wish I could take a fall from a 17th floor. :/


Moorluck wrote:

Just poppin' in to say hello to all my Paizo family, gonna crash here soon as I got about the same sleep as E7, for simular reasons, and I have to go back to the roach resturant tonight.

EDIT:Almost makes me wish I could take a fall from a 17th floor. :/

AGAIN? WTF? Is it a plague? Are you going to need a bigger gun? Does that mean I have to harass Solnes this evening?


Urizen wrote:
Moorluck wrote:

Just poppin' in to say hello to all my Paizo family, gonna crash here soon as I got about the same sleep as E7, for simular reasons, and I have to go back to the roach resturant tonight.

EDIT:Almost makes me wish I could take a fall from a 17th floor. :/

AGAIN? WTF? Is it a plague? Are you going to need a bigger gun? Does that mean I have to harass Solnes this evening?

Told him to use the flamethrower...

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Urizen wrote:
Moorluck wrote:

Just poppin' in to say hello to all my Paizo family, gonna crash here soon as I got about the same sleep as E7, for simular reasons, and I have to go back to the roach resturant tonight.

EDIT:Almost makes me wish I could take a fall from a 17th floor. :/

AGAIN? WTF? Is it a plague? Are you going to need a bigger gun? Does that mean I have to harass Solnes this evening?

Pretty much up to you to harras the Queen of FAWTLY.

The problem at the resurant can be best explained as follows.

Spoiler:
When I was there last, right before I left I pulled all manner of food from under the cook/prep line. I left it in the middle of the floor for God and all the world to see. They left it!!, said they'd clean it in the morning. At this point it's not a pest problem, it's a sanitation issue.

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Emperor7 wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Moorluck wrote:

Just poppin' in to say hello to all my Paizo family, gonna crash here soon as I got about the same sleep as E7, for simular reasons, and I have to go back to the roach resturant tonight.

EDIT:Almost makes me wish I could take a fall from a 17th floor. :/

AGAIN? WTF? Is it a plague? Are you going to need a bigger gun? Does that mean I have to harass Solnes this evening?
Told him to use the flamethrower...

I suggested we either drop the account, or allow me to use gasoline and a friggin match. Instead they're sending me back with Orthene CC, which gives me migranes even when I do wear the resperator mask.

Scarab Sages

Gasoline and matches can solve many problems.....

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Aberzombie wrote:
Gasoline and matches can solve many problems.....

Yup. :/

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Aberzombie wrote:
Gasoline and matches can solve many problems.....

I just had an idea for a monster. Brain eating zombie cockroach swarms.


Moorluck wrote:

Pretty much up to you to harras the Queen of FAWTLY.

Is harass one word or two?


Moorluck wrote:

The problem at the resurant can be best explained as follows.

** spoiler omitted **

You know, I'd start bringing a digital camera along to document in case they try to say you're not being thorough.

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Urizen wrote:
Moorluck wrote:

The problem at the resurant can be best explained as follows.

** spoiler omitted **
You know, I'd start bringing a digital camera along to document in case they try to say you're not being thorough.

a cheap disposable.... even.


203 posts?

I'm not reading that.

So far, in four PbP rolls, my highest roll has been a four. That was with a d8 and it was higher than both my d20 rolls and my other d8 roll.

:(

Oh well, it is time to watch some Bleach

Later.


....and again, he's EVASIVE.


Urizen wrote:

Bovines steer clear of Cosmo.

Get it? Steer? Bovines?

Ha! I kill me.

You talkin bout Tarren Dei?


Wow. Urizen is ON A ROLL.

CH: Congrats on kicking the hell out of the GRE, that b!+#&.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Urizen wrote:

Bovines steer clear of Cosmo.

Get it? Steer? Bovines?

Ha! I kill me.

You talkin bout Tarren Dei?

Wicht says he's in Korea ... or is he? Hm....


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Wow. Urizen is ON A ROLL.

Which roll? I got several goin'.


Damn, that's getting personal.

You would count them separately.


Personal? PERSONAL? YOU WANT PERSONAL? I WILL SHOW YOU PERSONAL!

<trousers drop>

Whoopsie.

Scarab Sages

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

MY EYES! MY EYES!!!!


Dammit, Urizen, I told you that when you drop your pants in the sandbox, occasionally people can get grains blown up into their eyes.

Here ya go, AZ, have some eye drops.


Okay, forget the sandbox. It's time to railroad.


Just keep it out of my mountains!


*sigh*

Sorry to hear about the kid woes E. We are experiencing some of the same here and I worry that we are bringing ours up to be like yours are. Lazy and disrespectful and ungrateful. No matter what you do for our 7 year old he is constantly complaining that its not enough and that he shouldn't have to clean or share his room. God Forbid the kid behave in school. It is just a 'gimmie' generation. By the time I was 16 I was working and paying for my own car, the insurance, working to pay for my own school clothes or trips. At 19 I was married and moved out. At 20 a parent. My lil brother is now 24, and is still at home. I will say that he pays for his car and insurance,m but he is in and out as he desires and spends most his money on pot. But doesn't have the cash to pay our parents rent or money back that he has borrowed.
I just don't get that mindset. There is no way in hell i would move back in with my parents. God Forbid anything happen to Hubby and I, I would work 3 jobs to support my kids and stay in my own place.


Urizen wrote:

Personal? PERSONAL? YOU WANT PERSONAL? I WILL SHOW YOU PERSONAL!

<trousers drop>

Whoopsie.

Huh......


Solnes wrote:
Urizen wrote:

Personal? PERSONAL? YOU WANT PERSONAL? I WILL SHOW YOU PERSONAL!

<trousers drop>

Whoopsie.

Huh......

Incorrect response. You were supposed to gasp.

Damnit.

<pulls up trousers>

I got nothing here. Move along, move along.


Urizen wrote:

Personal? PERSONAL? YOU WANT PERSONAL? I WILL SHOW YOU PERSONAL!

<trousers drop>

Whoopsie.

~Points.~

[Nelson]Ha-Ha![/Nelson]


E7, you want to step in here and show what real wood looks like? I got nothin'.


Urizen wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Urizen wrote:

Personal? PERSONAL? YOU WANT PERSONAL? I WILL SHOW YOU PERSONAL!

<trousers drop>

Whoopsie.

Huh......

Incorrect response. You were supposed to gasp.

Damnit.

<pulls up trousers>

I got nothing here. Move along, move along.

That's what she said. ;)


<cries himself to sleep whilst sucking his thumb>

Liberty's Edge

*Walks in, see's Urizen's pants around his ankles, then proceeds to walk back out.*


Urizen wrote:
E7, you want to step in here and show what real wood looks like? I got nothin'.

If you want to be impressed by my wood please check out the pic on p 127 of the Spell Compendium. It pretty much sums it up. Damn paparazzi! Now the dryads won't ever leave me alone.

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Ahhh.... it's back up. The site you pervs, get your minds out of the gutter.

Liberty's Edge

Moorluck wrote:
Ahhh.... it's back up. The site you pervs, get your minds out of the gutter.

I hadn't thought anything wrong with that statement...

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Studpuffin wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Ahhh.... it's back up. The site you pervs, get your minds out of the gutter.
I hadn't thought anything wrong with that statement...

Not you, they know who I'm talking to *cough*Urizen*cough*. ;)


~shakes my head as I listen to all the weirdos!~


What? I'm the resident thread pervert now?

Ok. Token atheist pervert. Me. Wearing it like a badge.


damn i am sleepy


Claire Bloom was one uberhotty.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Claire Bloom was one uberhotty.

Who? What? Where? Link, please.


Solnes wrote:
damn i am sleepy

Long day, red?


169 postises? I aint reading that.
If it's important repeat it please.

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