Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Time out!
Tom Qadim has already claimed his rightful place as THE demi-lich of the Fish Bowl. Tom Qadim will give this upstart Ross Perot about 10 seconds to swear fealty.....or risk utter destruction!
<<Cue thunder, dramatic music.>>
{wakes up from nap} Huh, wah- is it time for the early bird dinner special? Oh hello there youngster! Care for a piece of candy? {slightly melted amalgamation of hard candy floats forward}
*reels Tom up*
Huh? A skull? Wow, there's a lot of junk in this fishing hole.
*tosses Tom aside, rebaits and drops hook again*
*reels Tom up*
Huh? A skull? Wow, there's a lot of junk in this fishing hole.
*tosses Tom aside, rebaits and drops hook again*
Tom Qadim sinks slowly back to the bottom of the fish bowl. His skull blushes slightly in embarassment.
*yanks up on hook and catches on Balthus's gear*
Huzzah! Another bite!
*begins reeling again*
*swims past Tom the Blushing Skull*
A skull with blood vessels.. okay, that's weird.
*snaps a picture to post on FaceBook, Myspace, Twitter, PhotoBucket, and all the other social sites he can find*
Burbles believes that the demi-lich book end can use illusions ...
*yanks up on hook and catches on Balthus's gear*
Huzzah! Another bite!
*begins reeling again*
Mr. Fishy is sorry he and his crew had to MDK your T-rex and her baby. You forget Mr. Fishy survived Tom's game. Old Red ran from Mr. Fishy remember? Mr. Fishy can be killed but it ain't easy.
Mr. Fishy is sorry he and his crew had to MDK your T-rex and her baby. You forget Mr. Fishy survived Tom's game. Old Red ran from Mr. Fishy remember? Mr. Fishy can be killed but it ain't easy.
I'll get you one day! *rebaits hook*
I'm patient!
Mr. Fishy is sorry he and his crew had to MDK your T-rex and her baby. You forget Mr. Fishy survived Tom's game. Old Red ran from Mr. Fishy remember? Mr. Fishy can be killed but it ain't easy.
I Seems to recall THAT battle in a different light. Just remember,
Anybody miss me?
Anybody miss me?
Yes, but Big Fishy's aim will improve.
(BAH-DUM, BUM)
mr fishy can only be killed by 3 CR100 monsters
... Nobody needed to see that.
*packs up fishing gear and gets the heck out of Dodge*
Mr. Fishy is sorry he and his crew had to MDK your T-rex and her baby. You forget Mr. Fishy survived Tom's game. Old Red ran from Mr. Fishy remember? Mr. Fishy can be killed but it ain't easy.I Seems to recall THAT battle in a different light. Just remember,
Mr. Fishy remember the rest of the party in a boat escaping while Mr. Fishy's cleric faced off with a death machine Mr. Fishy was going to cast water walk and run like hell but Red AoO Mr. Fishy's spell frizzed and Mr. Fishy's spiritual weapon crit for a throat slice [Thank the crit deck]. Mr. Fishy's trollop forced his screaming cleric into the boat.
Flying invisible Megadons, light weight, Mr. Fishy chased a Lich King around his own throne room with the Life Orb{artifact the tripled cure spells}.
>Humps GSPS back< How you like it!!!
Mr. Fishy is sorry he and his crew had to MDK your T-rex and her baby. You forget Mr. Fishy survived Tom's game. Old Red ran from Mr. Fishy remember? Mr. Fishy can be killed but it ain't easy.I Seems to recall THAT battle in a different light. Just remember,Mr. Fishy remember the rest of the party in a boat escaping while Mr. Fishy's cleric faced off with a death machine Mr. Fishy was going to cast water walk and run like hell but Red AoO Mr. Fishy's spell frizzed and Mr. Fishy's spiritual weapon crit for a throat slice [Thank the crit deck]. Mr. Fishy's trollop forced his screaming cleric into the boat.
Flying invisible Megadons, light weight, Mr. Fishy chased a Lich King around his own throne room with the Life Orb{artifact the tripled cure spells}.
>Humps GSPS back< How you like it!!!
Memory fades with the passing of time. But now, I need to go pour bleach in my eyes, and seek an MIB to remove that horrible scene from my mind. And I was just about to eat dinner as well.
>Humps GSPS back< How you like it!!!
I love it, I lurv it!
>Humps GSPS back< How you like it!!!
Ooo! Ooo! Me next!
Kyle Schmaing also loves Mr. Fishy! Go Mr. Fishy!!!
Flying invisible Megadons, light weight, ...
Dangit, Corey! Do not 'aunt-tay the 'eM-day! My character is genuinely freaked out by the possibility of flying invisible giant sharks.
Dangit, Corey! Do not 'aunt-tay the 'eM-day! My character is genuinely freaked out by the possibility of flying invisible giant sharks.
Flying invisible Megadons, light weight, ...
Kumal is such a girl, Remy is going to try and ride one.
GO,GO! My invisible flying mount! Devour my enemies and s+*+ treasure!
Kumal is such a ...!
That's Cumal! With a "C", ya goof.
You must earn your "C".
You must earn your "C".
Hey! Those Fumble card results weren't Cumal's fault!
Really Fishys aren't afraid to lose a weapon and still flank a T-Rex. If that sucker had lived one more action Remy was going to sneak att upper cut that dinosaurus for 2D6 sneak att and 2 bleed. [Unarmed strike allows Remy to punch opponents in the dignity] Kumal has to use a weapon, like the >spits< Paladin.
Really Fishys aren't afraid to lose a weapon and still flank a T-Rex.
Really Fishys aren't afraid to lose a weapon and still flank a T-Rex. If that sucker had lived one more action Remy was going to sneak att upper cut that dinosaurus for 2D6 sneak att and 2 bleed. [Unarmed strike allows Remy to punch opponents in the dignity] Kumal has to use a weapon, like the >spits< Paladin.
Kumal has Improved Unarmed Strike too. He just prefers to use his bastard sword. It's messier.
Dangit, Corey! Do not 'aunt-tay the 'eM-day! My character is genuinely freaked out by the possibility of flying invisible giant sharks.
Flying invisible Megadons, light weight, ...Kumal is such a girl, Remy is going to try and ride one.
GO,GO! My invisible flying mount! Devour my enemies and s%!% treasure!
Oh really now? You don't say? Light weight? Huh. Guess I'll have to follow the CR for critters more closely now. I see fear and blood in the near future.
Oh really now? You don't say? Light weight? Huh. Guess I'll have to follow the CR for critters more closely now. I see fear and blood in the near future.Dangit, Corey! Do not 'aunt-tay the 'eM-day! My character is genuinely freaked out by the possibility of flying invisible giant sharks.
Flying invisible Megadons, light weight, ...Kumal is such a girl, Remy is going to try and ride one.
GO,GO! My invisible flying mount! Devour my enemies and s%!% treasure!
Burbles suggests the dreadnaught, flying and spellpowered templates from the Book of Templates.
Burbles suggests the dreadnaught, flying and spellpowered templates from the Book of Templates.Oh really now? You don't say? Light weight? Huh. Guess I'll have to follow the CR for critters more closely now. I see fear and blood in the near future.Dangit, Corey! Do not 'aunt-tay the 'eM-day! My character is genuinely freaked out by the possibility of flying invisible giant sharks.
Flying invisible Megadons, light weight, ...Kumal is such a girl, Remy is going to try and ride one.
GO,GO! My invisible flying mount! Devour my enemies and s%!% treasure!
Sounds like a book I need, Mawhahahahahahah!!!
An excellent book - although I have (yet) to compare it to the Advanced Bestiary that Paizo is so very fond of.
Sent forth the hopefuls! Better the character you known than the insanity you haven't met yet...MAWAHAHAHAHA.
Oh, ya. Its on. Test the DM why don't cha?
Oh, ya. Its on. Test the DM why don't cha?
Uh oh. Thanks a lot Corey!!! <<Kumal steps away from Remy.>>
Sorry, Fishy Friends, for the threadjack!! Let's get back on target here with a random quote:
"My hovercraft is full of eels." Ok, go...!
"My hovercraft is full of eels." Ok, go...!
*Big Fishy chomps hovercraft 8(=) to get at eels* Mmmm, tasty!
The hovercraft is a lie.
Skull-man lied to Big Fishy? Big Fishy feels betrayed! Can big fishy bite skull-man, Boss? (Big Fishy knows skull-man is friend of Boss.)
Bite that coward!
Where the hell are Mr. Fishy's megadons!
Bite that coward!
Where the hell are Mr. Fishy's megadons!
Don't you mean megalodons?
Mr. Fishy doesn't care as long as they fly and are invisible and are fish...like. Air breathers need not apply.