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The jester simply has different fetishes. :P


I WILL RULE THE WORLD post

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Sweet! New Flame Arguement! Anyone wanna watch it with me??


Crimson Jester wrote:
Patrick did you ever read Trumps of Doom?

Yessir I did. (sorry called away from comp)


Freehold DM wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:

At least you guys entered. I never finished mine.

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Never did get the cost down for it though so I never entered it. Plus it was kinda bland to me.

Bland to you, maybe, but I've been in situation where I would have KILLED for an item like this(both in game and IRL). Flesh it out more. I'd like to see more of it.

+1! As a player I would love something like this.

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Patrick Curtin wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Patrick did you ever read Trumps of Doom?
Yessir I did. (sorry called away from comp)

I was just thinking of the metal balls that Mandor has in the book. They float around and can be sent off like a Magic missile to attack something or someone. Now just make them Jugular[sic] balls and watch out. :)

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Mac Boyce wrote:
Sweet! New Flame Arguement! Anyone wanna watch it with me??

Cold flame.

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Teenage girls looking at pr0n? The dad in me shivers.... :/


HELLO! HOW IS EVERYONE THIS EVENING?

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Watching wayyy too much Doctor Who post

Liberty's Edge

Peachy

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Moorluck wrote:
Teenage girls looking at pr0n? The dad in me shivers.... :/

That's funny.


Crimson Jester wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Patrick did you ever read Trumps of Doom?
Yessir I did. (sorry called away from comp)
I was just thinking of the metal balls that Mandor has in the book. They float around and can be sent off like a Magic missile to attack something or someone. Now just make them Jugular[sic] balls and watch out. :)

Yeah, I actually thought about expanding the powers of the item, but I wanted to stay away from the 'Swiss Army Knife' effect. I thought if you could have then lash out and b**+*smack someone upside their head, that would be pretty cool. Or we could always add a little retractable knife like in that old horror movie Phantasm

trailer

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The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:
HELLO! HOW IS EVERYONE THIS EVENING?

Fixed it for ya. The baby is sleeping, shhhhhhh.

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Mac Boyce wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Teenage girls looking at pr0n? The dad in me shivers.... :/
That's funny.

Did you ever hear that song 'I want to F%@^ your daughter' or some such thing? I used to like that song.... then I had a little girl... then I bought a bigger gun. See how that works?


Patrick Curtin wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Patrick did you ever read Trumps of Doom?
Yessir I did. (sorry called away from comp)
I was just thinking of the metal balls that Mandor has in the book. They float around and can be sent off like a Magic missile to attack something or someone. Now just make them Jugular[sic] balls and watch out. :)
Yeah, I actually thought about expanding the powers of the item, but I wanted to stay away from the 'Swiss Army Knife' effect. I thought if you could have then lash out and b##~!smack someone upside their head, that would be pretty cool. Or we could always add a little retractable knife like in that old horror movie Phantasm

Now THAT would have been cool. I also like my juggle then fireball idea. Remake it for this thread!

Spoiler:
PHANTASM RULES! Remember in Phantasm 2 when the woman removed part of the skin over her temple? It freaked me the hell out!!!!!! And the midget guys? I STILL have nightmares about those guys!


Moorluck wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Teenage girls looking at pr0n? The dad in me shivers.... :/
That's funny.
Did you ever hear that song 'I want to F%@^ your daughter' or some such thing? I used to like that song.... then I had a little girl... then I bought a bigger gun. See how that works?

I understand the desire to protect your younglings. But yes, girls look at porn, just as boys do. There is a now-mostly forgotten story I had once about the inordinate amounts of giggling over an issue of Playgirl a friend of mine stole from a teacher(!) in junior high. Girls mature much faster than boys.

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Moorluck wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Teenage girls looking at pr0n? The dad in me shivers.... :/
That's funny.
Did you ever hear that song 'I want to F%@^ your daughter' or some such thing? I used to like that song.... then I had a little girl... then I bought a bigger gun. See how that works?

Yeah well My oldest Niece is actually older then my wife. My friends daughter just turned 18 and I am like an uncle to her. I have very large swords. No guns right now, but then again I only have two boys here.


Freehold DM wrote:


Now THAT would have been cool. I also like my juggle then fireball idea. Remake it for this thread!

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Good idear. Gimmie some time to think. I gotta practice my crunch chops. And yeah Phantasm freaked me out too. Check out that trailer link above. brr


Off to make dinner be back in a few ...

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Patrick Curtin wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Patrick did you ever read Trumps of Doom?
Yessir I did. (sorry called away from comp)
I was just thinking of the metal balls that Mandor has in the book. They float around and can be sent off like a Magic missile to attack something or someone. Now just make them Jugular[sic] balls and watch out. :)

Yeah, I actually thought about expanding the powers of the item, but I wanted to stay away from the 'Swiss Army Knife' effect. I thought if you could have then lash out and b&#@*smack someone upside their head, that would be pretty cool. Or we could always add a little retractable knife like in that old horror movie Phantasm

trailer

I did not like those movies.


Moorluck wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Teenage girls looking at pr0n? The dad in me shivers.... :/
That's funny.
Did you ever hear that song 'I want to F%@^ your daughter' or some such thing? I used to like that song.... then I had a little girl... then I bought a bigger gun. See how that works?

so you are carrying a 10 gauge or did you upgrade to the civilian model .50 cal

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Freehold DM wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Teenage girls looking at pr0n? The dad in me shivers.... :/
That's funny.
Did you ever hear that song 'I want to F%@^ your daughter' or some such thing? I used to like that song.... then I had a little girl... then I bought a bigger gun. See how that works?
I understand the desire to protect your younglings. But yes, girls look at porn, just as boys do. There is a now-mostly forgotten story I had once about the inordinate amounts of giggling over an issue of Playgirl a friend of mine stole from a teacher(!) in junior high. Girls mature much faster than boys.

Oh you don't have to tell me that, I've always gotten along better with the fairer sex. But my little girl's future boyfriends had better beware... I remeber what I did to her mother. :P

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Woodraven wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Teenage girls looking at pr0n? The dad in me shivers.... :/
That's funny.
Did you ever hear that song 'I want to F%@^ your daughter' or some such thing? I used to like that song.... then I had a little girl... then I bought a bigger gun. See how that works?
so you are carrying a 10 gauge or did you upgrade to the civilian model .50 cal

I hope to aquire an AA-12 auto 12 gauge with 30 round drum by the time she starts dating. :)


Moorluck wrote:
Woodraven wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Teenage girls looking at pr0n? The dad in me shivers.... :/
That's funny.
Did you ever hear that song 'I want to F%@^ your daughter' or some such thing? I used to like that song.... then I had a little girl... then I bought a bigger gun. See how that works?
so you are carrying a 10 gauge or did you upgrade to the civilian model .50 cal
I hope to aquire an AA-12 auto 12 gauge with 30 round drum by the time she starts dating. :)

I could look into that for you ;)

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Moorluck wrote:
Woodraven wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Teenage girls looking at pr0n? The dad in me shivers.... :/
That's funny.
Did you ever hear that song 'I want to F%@^ your daughter' or some such thing? I used to like that song.... then I had a little girl... then I bought a bigger gun. See how that works?
so you are carrying a 10 gauge or did you upgrade to the civilian model .50 cal
I hope to aquire an AA-12 auto 12 gauge with 30 round drum by the time she starts dating. :)

That's nothing. My wife scared off my sisters bf by telling him if he even so much as kissed her she would rip his "lower extremities" (she used a different word) off and feed them to him.

Gotta love that woman :D


Mac Boyce wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Woodraven wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Teenage girls looking at pr0n? The dad in me shivers.... :/
That's funny.
Did you ever hear that song 'I want to F%@^ your daughter' or some such thing? I used to like that song.... then I had a little girl... then I bought a bigger gun. See how that works?
so you are carrying a 10 gauge or did you upgrade to the civilian model .50 cal
I hope to aquire an AA-12 auto 12 gauge with 30 round drum by the time she starts dating. :)

That's nothing. My wife scared off my sisters bf by telling him if he even so much as kissed her she would rip his "lower extremities" (she used a different word) off and feed them to him.

Gotta love that woman :D

Mac, again I must say, you have yourself a winner

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Woodraven wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Woodraven wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Teenage girls looking at pr0n? The dad in me shivers.... :/
That's funny.
Did you ever hear that song 'I want to F%@^ your daughter' or some such thing? I used to like that song.... then I had a little girl... then I bought a bigger gun. See how that works?
so you are carrying a 10 gauge or did you upgrade to the civilian model .50 cal
I hope to aquire an AA-12 auto 12 gauge with 30 round drum by the time she starts dating. :)

That's nothing. My wife scared off my sisters bf by telling him if he even so much as kissed her she would rip his "lower extremities" (she used a different word) off and feed them to him.

Gotta love that woman :D

Mac, again I must say, you have yourself a winner

My wife took my sister on her "Underage Bachelorette Party" this past weekend. They came home and my sis proceeded to tell me all about my wife breaking someones nose b/c they grabbed my sister's butt. :D

I haves me a hardcore woman!!!!!!!!!


Stomach appeased. Domino's pizza does seem to be better.

Everybody good tonight?


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Stomach appeased. Domino's pizza does seem to be better.

Everybody good tonight?

You know what's funny? That new Domino's Pizza tastes EXACTLY like Pizza Hut pizza did in the early 90's.


appear


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Stomach appeased. Domino's pizza does seem to be better.

Everybody good tonight?

Yup.

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Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
appear

disappear

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We showed up to a friends house after playing Basketball. Yeah I know gamers who actually did something outdoors let alone sport. Well we almost all sucked at it but we tried.

So anyway we showed up all sweaty and hot. Randy, whose home we went to on the night of his little sisters Prom. This was several years ago.

There were 8 of us. Now Randy was about the average height of the group at right around 6 feet tall. Tim - G~D rest his soul - was maybe 5'4" and looked like a serial killer, if Brad Pitt played one. And then there was Dan. Dan would play a Troll or Ogre in our LARP just do to his shear size. I am not a small man. Dan made two of me. I mean literally he weighed twice as my almost 400 lbs and he had little fat. The Man was huge.

So her Prom, little sis is in a beautiful Red asian style dress and her Boyfriend - later come husband- standing their nervous in his nice rented Tux and red cummerbund to match her dress. he knew she had brothers but not how many. Or who was her Brother.

So there was eight of us. When we figured out what was going on and Randy being a bit of a prankster had us all stand around and glower at her BF.

I had at that time never actually seen some one turn ash white all at once. He even had to run to the bathroom and wash his face and i assume use the facilities before he left. She did not get a chance to inform him that only one of the eight guys standing around was in fact her brother.

She was returned promptly at 11 as was requested by her father.

She was pissed.

I don't think we stopped laughing for a month. We had gone over to Randies to play Bloodbowl after playing Basketball all day and to hang out and play other card games then as well.

Fun times.

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Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Stomach appeased. Domino's pizza does seem to be better.

Everybody good tonight?

Wondermous. Off to take the rugrats to church back later.


Moorluck wrote:
The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:
HELLO! HOW IS EVERYONE THIS EVENING?
Fixed it for ya. The baby is sleeping, shhhhhhh.

noise contained in spoiler bag, open only when prudent:

I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT!

So...just exactly how am I supposed to look you up on facebook?

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Overprotective father bookmark

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Do you realize that if the Rebels had trusted their fate to Dora the Explorer instead of Luke Skywalker they not only would have had a map to victory but they would have convinced Darth Vader and the Emperor to become friends with them and they would have all had a big fiesta with empenadas and tamales?

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David Fryer wrote:

Do you realize that if the Rebels had trusted their fate to Dora the Explorer instead of Luke Skywalker they not only would have had a map to victory but they would have convinced Darth Vader and the Emperor to become friends with them and they would have all had a big fiesta with empenadas and tamales?

So what you are saying is that

Dora:
is a Liberal?
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The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:
HELLO! HOW IS EVERYONE THIS EVENING?
Fixed it for ya. The baby is sleeping, shhhhhhh.

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So...just exactly how am I supposed to look you up on facebook?

Just click on the shiny blue link. :)

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Crimson Jester wrote:
David Fryer wrote:

Do you realize that if the Rebels had trusted their fate to Dora the Explorer instead of Luke Skywalker they not only would have had a map to victory but they would have convinced Darth Vader and the Emperor to become friends with them and they would have all had a big fiesta with empenadas and tamales?

So what you are saying is that ** spoiler omitted **

Ahhh crap....now the fights begin... :P

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Moorluck wrote:
The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:
HELLO! HOW IS EVERYONE THIS EVENING?
Fixed it for ya. The baby is sleeping, shhhhhhh.

** spoiler omitted **

So...just exactly how am I supposed to look you up on facebook?

Just click on the shiny blue link. :)

DON'T DO IT!!! IT'S A TRAP!!!!!!!!!

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Has anyone else noticed Luke had a tendancy to get everyone around him killed.

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Moorluck wrote:
Has anyone else noticed Luke had a tendancy to get everyone around him killed.

I second that.

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Crimson Jester wrote:
David Fryer wrote:

Do you realize that if the Rebels had trusted their fate to Dora the Explorer instead of Luke Skywalker they not only would have had a map to victory but they would have convinced Darth Vader and the Emperor to become friends with them and they would have all had a big fiesta with empenadas and tamales?

So what you are saying is that ** spoiler omitted **

You ever see her Green Card? Nope, I didn't think so.

Spoiler:
So yes, she is. :P


David Fryer wrote:

Do you realize that if the Rebels had trusted their fate to Dora the Explorer instead of Luke Skywalker they not only would have had a map to victory but they would have convinced Darth Vader and the Emperor to become friends with them and they would have all had a big fiesta with empenadas and tamales?

Nah, before Nien Nunb and Lando could use the map of the Death Star, Wicket & the Swiper would have stolen it. The Rebels would have tried to take it back and then they would have gotten massacred by the Ewoks (and maybe Chewie too if a moon hadn't fell on him yet).

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Mac Boyce wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Has anyone else noticed Luke had a tendancy to get everyone around him killed.
I second that.

I mean every one who had the misfortune of flying with him dies. Even when the co-pilot in his snow speader kept telling him that there was a problem, Luke goes right ahead and gets him killed. What does this tell us?

Spoiler:
Never loan Skywalker money!

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I miss Arrested Development....

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Moorluck wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Has anyone else noticed Luke had a tendancy to get everyone around him killed.
I second that.

I mean every one who had the misfortune of flying with him dies. Even when the co-pilot in his snow speader kept telling him that there was a problem, Luke goes right ahead and gets him killed. What does this tell us?

** spoiler omitted **

HA!!!!


NO!!!:
That's IMPOSSIBLE!!!

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