Emergency Survival Kit


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What's in yours?

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Overseer, Vault 0 wrote:
What's in yours?

Lawyers, guns and money....


Mikhaila Burnett wrote:
Overseer, Vault 0 wrote:
What's in yours?
Lawyers, guns and money....

But what if they aren't enough? Are you going to hide in Honduras or something?


The Pathfinder RPG Core Rulebook. Strapped to your chest, it'll stop small arms fire. Strapped to your arm, it's a light shield. Wielded two-handed, it's a bludgeoning weapon. If you whittle dice from wood or bone, you can DM a gang of post-apocalyptic mutant cannibals and win their friendship. In truly desperate circumstances, the pages can be used as kindling or as toilet paper.


Doc Wagon gold contract.


Xabulba wrote:
Doc Wagon gold contract.

That only works if you aren't on extraterritorial corp property. I'd rather have a Savior Advanced Medkit... unless Old Goldensnout is after me, then I'd probably be safer dead.

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Davi The Eccentric wrote:


But what if they aren't enough? Are you going to hide in Honduras or something?

Honduras?! Ha! I'm going to Switzerland! They have cannons that look like mountains.

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and mountains that look like cannons!


...and cannons inside of mountains!

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that too.


My parents have a fallout shelter big enough to support 10 people for up to 25 years. It's well stocked.

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Overseer, Vault 0 wrote:
What's in yours?

You don't want to know.


Oh, I wouldn't to forget my supply of Playgirl magazines.

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Dancing Deinonychus wrote:
Oh, I wouldn't to forget my supply of Playgirl magazines.

Tame yet still ucky


Crimson Jester wrote:
Dancing Deinonychus wrote:
Oh, I wouldn't to forget my supply of Playgirl magazines.
Tame yet still ucky

Well, it's enough to get me riled up.


Dancing Deinonychus wrote:
Oh, I wouldn't to forget my supply of Playgirl magazines.

Once you jack off to Japanese girls puking in each other's mouths you can't exactly go back to Playboy - South park.

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Xabulba wrote:
Dancing Deinonychus wrote:
Oh, I wouldn't to forget my supply of Playgirl magazines.
Once you jack off to Japanese girls puking in each other's mouths you can't exactly go back to Playboy - South park.

well thank the lord I don't have that problem.

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Dancing Deinonychus wrote:
My parents have a fallout shelter big enough to support 10 people for up to 25 years. It's well stocked.

Wow! That's something on the order of 100,000 cans of beans!

My grandfather had a fallout shelter in Phoenix that was supposedly stocked for six people up to a year. I've only seen pictures, but it was pretty big. Reverse fan system, overpressure, lead-lined water reservoirs, hermetically-sealing door--my mom once told me that the shelter cost him more than the house did!


Andrew Turner wrote:
Dancing Deinonychus wrote:
My parents have a fallout shelter big enough to support 10 people for up to 25 years. It's well stocked.

Wow! That's something on the order of 100,000 cans of beans!

My grandfather had a fallout shelter in Phoenix that was supposedly stocked for six people up to a year. I've only seen pictures, but it was pretty big. Reverse fan system, overpressure, lead-lined water reservoirs, hermetically-sealing door--my mom once told me that the shelter cost him more than the house did!

My dad has been paranoid about an international incident sparking WWIII for the last 15 years. With what's going on now, he making sure that everything is in top condition.

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Dancing Deinonychus wrote:


Well, it's enough to get me riled up.

Bah, you just want people to fail their will saves! I, however, am immune!

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I love failing my will save for such things.

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Crimson Jester wrote:
I love failing my will save for such things.

Anything further that I may say may be misconstrued, so I shall abstain. *scampers off*

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Mikhaila Burnett wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
I love failing my will save for such things.
Anything further that I may say may be misconstrued, so I shall abstain. *scampers off*

Maybe but I am sure it would be fun anyway.

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So... no-one actually has an emergency survival kit.

This makes things so much easier...

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Randall Flagg wrote:

So... no-one actually has an emergency survival kit.

This makes things so much easier...

I do beg to differ. See, I've got this big glowy blue hand. And sometimes, that's all you need.


Dancing Deinonychus wrote:
Andrew Turner wrote:
Dancing Deinonychus wrote:
My parents have a fallout shelter big enough to support 10 people for up to 25 years. It's well stocked.

Wow! That's something on the order of 100,000 cans of beans!

My grandfather had a fallout shelter in Phoenix that was supposedly stocked for six people up to a year. I've only seen pictures, but it was pretty big. Reverse fan system, overpressure, lead-lined water reservoirs, hermetically-sealing door--my mom once told me that the shelter cost him more than the house did!

My dad has been paranoid about an international incident sparking WWIII for the last 15 years. With what's going on now, he making sure that everything is in top condition.

I am envious.

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Andrew Turner wrote:


My grandfather had a fallout shelter in Phoenix that was supposedly stocked for six people up to a year. I've only seen pictures, but it was pretty big. Reverse fan system, overpressure, lead-lined water reservoirs, hermetically-sealing door--my mom once told me that the shelter cost him more than the house did!

Wow. I'd just want to play hide and seek there.


The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:
Dancing Deinonychus wrote:
Andrew Turner wrote:
Dancing Deinonychus wrote:
My parents have a fallout shelter big enough to support 10 people for up to 25 years. It's well stocked.

Wow! That's something on the order of 100,000 cans of beans!

My grandfather had a fallout shelter in Phoenix that was supposedly stocked for six people up to a year. I've only seen pictures, but it was pretty big. Reverse fan system, overpressure, lead-lined water reservoirs, hermetically-sealing door--my mom once told me that the shelter cost him more than the house did!

My dad has been paranoid about an international incident sparking WWIII for the last 15 years. With what's going on now, he making sure that everything is in top condition.
I am envious.

Seconded. You are equally ready for international warfare and zombie apocalypse.

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