Zerths need the ability to make infinite shadowclones at will, each shadowclone has 100 times the indivudal zerth's hit points, attributes, positive modifiers and resources, and all negatives are multiplied by 100 and turned into positives. it casts, manifests, invokes, meldshapes, and initiates from every list at the most beneficial level. they should also be able to turn themselves into a 12 year old girl and multiply thier powers by infinity, a.k.a. divide by zero. and destroy the multiverse.
(badly filked to Duran Duran's "Planet Earth":)
"Only logged on for a conversion and daily snark
You're crunching classes into one dish
Like some new munchkin looking for Monty's Haul,
I see you've cooked up a steaming Gish.
Look now, look all around, Mr. Gish Do'Urden --
Voices, another roll, can you hear your end?
Gimme a Paizo Zerth; I'm min-maxing a Paizo Zerth.
Bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop this is my über Zerth!"
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Oh and they should be able to teleport....with a Bamf sound.I think he should be limited to a Chaotic Neutral alignment. That way you don't have to muck around with that whole morality. It always gets in the way of serious butt kicking.
How about blades embedded in the hands that can be retracted at will?
Oh, and the ability to create wands out of thin air.
It should also include flavor text that explains the world in which the character lives is not real, but a digital creation designed to keep the various races enslaved to some ultimate AI. The zerth characters are the only ones who know and they can defy reality because none of it is truly real. I mean, this class does have to be grounded in the world and all.
Leaving behind the smell of brimstone, just to show they're cooler than all hell.
Don't forget the ability to turn their bodies into organic metal, charge objects with kinetic energy, create ice, and the ever important return from the dead two encounters later no matter how they died. :)
Gith as in Pirates of Gith, or Giff as in the military hippo dudes with the flintlocks?
Oops! Thanks for the correction. It's the Giff.
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Oh and they should be able to teleport....with a Bamf sound.I think he should be limited to a Chaotic Neutral alignment. That way you don't have to muck around with that whole morality. It always gets in the way of serious butt kicking.
How about blades embedded in the hands that can be retracted at will?
Oh, and the ability to create wands out of thin air.
It should also include flavor text that explains the world in which the character lives is not real, but a digital creation designed to keep the various races enslaved to some ultimate AI. The zerth characters are the only ones who know and they can defy reality because none of it is truly real. I mean, this class does have to be grounded in the world and all.
Leaving behind the smell of brimstone, just to show they're cooler than all hell.
Don't forget the ability to turn their bodies into organic metal, charge objects with kinetic energy, create ice, and the ever important return from the dead two encounters later no matter how they died. :)
And they need a flying suit of armor that shoots lightning, an indestructable shied, an enchanted hammer....
And an auto BFG with a bayonnet chainsawblade attachment.
Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012
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And they need a flying suit of armor that shoots lightning, an indestructable shied, an enchanted hammer....Oh and they should be able to teleport....with a Bamf sound.I think he should be limited to a Chaotic Neutral alignment. That way you don't have to muck around with that whole morality. It always gets in the way of serious butt kicking.
How about blades embedded in the hands that can be retracted at will?
Oh, and the ability to create wands out of thin air.
It should also include flavor text that explains the world in which the character lives is not real, but a digital creation designed to keep the various races enslaved to some ultimate AI. The zerth characters are the only ones who know and they can defy reality because none of it is truly real. I mean, this class does have to be grounded in the world and all.
Leaving behind the smell of brimstone, just to show they're cooler than all hell.
Don't forget the ability to turn their bodies into organic metal, charge objects with kinetic energy, create ice, and the ever important return from the dead two encounters later no matter how they died. :)
Hee hee. I had a DM who gave my character a flying suit of armor that shot fire after a visit to Asgard.
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And they need a flying suit of armor that shoots lightning, an indestructable shied, an enchanted hammer....Oh and they should be able to teleport....with a Bamf sound.I think he should be limited to a Chaotic Neutral alignment. That way you don't have to muck around with that whole morality. It always gets in the way of serious butt kicking.
How about blades embedded in the hands that can be retracted at will?
Oh, and the ability to create wands out of thin air.
It should also include flavor text that explains the world in which the character lives is not real, but a digital creation designed to keep the various races enslaved to some ultimate AI. The zerth characters are the only ones who know and they can defy reality because none of it is truly real. I mean, this class does have to be grounded in the world and all.
Leaving behind the smell of brimstone, just to show they're cooler than all hell.
Don't forget the ability to turn their bodies into organic metal, charge objects with kinetic energy, create ice, and the ever important return from the dead two encounters later no matter how they died. :)
Godlike strength, a telepathic link to birds, a shiny flying surfboard...
a shiny flying surfboard...
I demand that we must have a Herald of Galactus base class.
a shiny flying surfboard...I demand that we must have a Herald of Galactus base class.
But no Air-Walker cause he was kinda lame...
Heres a good Katana Errata
Katana DMG D9,000 Crt 1-20x9,000 Weapon cateogry, light, cost, 1 copper piece.
Trenchcoat AC bonus +9,000 Check penalty 0 Weight 0 Max Dex Infinite cost, free.
Heres a good Katana Errata
Katana DMG D9,000 Crt 1-20x9,000 Weapon cateogry, light, cost, 1 copper piece.
Trenchcoat AC bonus +9,000 Check penalty 0 Weight 0 Max Dex Infinite cost, free.
You forgot to include vorpal in the Katana discription, duh.
I demand that we must have a Herald of Galactus base class.
+1
you are all forgetting a crucial feature for the zerth class
they has the ability to subdue anything thrown at themselves by the GM by forcing said enemy to make a DC 9,000 will save, if failed, the opposing force is wrapped in a red light thus trapping said enemy in a magic stone called a "zerthéball", this enemy is then under said zerth's control for 1d1000 milennia and must respond to the summoning words "P-kachu, I choose you!" or be detroyed...by a telefattie
Has the Sunder Planet ability been mentioned? It should be available as well! Naturally it's an At Will ability... But that goes without saying..
And armor proficency trenchcoat, which protects like full plate, but is like cloth for all other purposes.
You also add your charisma bonus to your AC while wearing a trench coat.
Please someone use the Katana and kill this thread????
Nevah!!!!!!!!! Tis the only good thing to come from the gish threads.
Has the Sunder Planet ability been mentioned? It should be available as well! Naturally it's an At Will ability... But that goes without saying..
It's already in developement, but we are going with the title 'Shatner Kick'.
And it gives you a Charisma bonus.And armor proficency trenchcoat, which protects like full plate, but is like cloth for all other purposes.You also add your charisma bonus to your AC while wearing a trench coat.
That goes without saying. I mean, come on, stating the obvious much.
Don't forget Shatner's sonic attack...
And his tribble/stirge toupee of death!
ROTFLOLDon't forget Shatner's sonic attack...And his tribble/stirge toupee of death!
David, you could stat it up as a construct and enter it as a Wonderous Item for RPG Superstar '10.
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No, it's more like this.Don't forget Shatner's sonic attack...hhhaaaaaaaaannnnn
YOU.are.evil.
just thought you would like to know that.
No, it's more like this.Don't forget Shatner's sonic attack...hhhaaaaaaaaannnnnYOU.are.evil.
just thought you would like to know that.
Argh, Shatner-rolled!
Picard ish better than Shatner! Kirk is full of weakshauce and shuckage!
Picard FTW!!!+1!!!
Calhoon is better than both of them. The Sisko rules all.
Calhoon is better than both of them. The Sisko rules all.
Janeway is better than all the other captains ever.
Seven of nine was the breast alien ever.
Seven of nine was the breast alien ever.Hmm I kinda liked the pointy eared thing on Enterprise. What was its name?
T'Pol
Yes the tight outfit kept my um mind on, a couple of other things.Seven of nine was the breast alien ever.Hmm I kinda liked the pointy eared thing on Enterprise. What was its name?T'Pol
I liked Seven of Nine's tight outfit better. :)