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Last week I was watching a show called Chopped on Food Network. There was an exchange that went a little something like this.
Host: Tell us about your dish.
Chef: I made a vegan dish to serve to you today...
Judge: But there is pork chop here.
Chef: Yes, but the rice and vegatables underneath are vegan.
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Last week I was watching a show called Chopped on Food Network. There was an exchange that went a little something like this.
Host: Tell us about your dish.
Chef: I made a vegan dish to serve to you today...
Judge: But there is pork chop here.
Chef: Yes, but the rice and vegatables underneath are vegan.
Hilarious.
Anyway, I like the "meat-reducer" label in that article. That is something I can get behind. There are health benefits to eating some meat, but most of us eat far more of it than we need to.
I like cheese.
And Carrots.
And popcorn - that's a vegetable, isn't it?
Brains are a veggie, right?
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Last week I was watching a show called Chopped on Food Network. There was an exchange that went a little something like this.
Host: Tell us about your dish.
Chef: I made a vegan dish to serve to you today...
Judge: But there is pork chop here.
Chef: Yes, but the rice and vegatables underneath are vegan.
Hilarious.
Yeah, he didn't last long in the competition.
Brains are a veggie, right?
Not mine. Mine are made of tofu.
That's because your a zombie in disguise anyway.
How can you say that about me? I thought we were brothers?
The last time I saw my brother he threatened to shoot me.
What a coincidence....
I want to know what happened to antidisestablishmentarians.
I want to know what happened to antidisestablishmentarians.
They couldn't spell themselves and are even now trapped in banner writing limbo!
Well, at least they didn't devolve.
Yes, but they will never tell you their secrets, Crimson Jester.
So vegetarians don't eat animals. So if I start eating people, I can still consider myself a vegetarian, because many people are insulted by the claim and refuse to believe they are animals. Ergo, they can be claimed as part of a vegetarian diet.
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Is it just me, or does it seem like the veggies are talking to themselves?And they are talking about you too.
Whats to say? Buy more popcorn?
So vegetarians don't eat animals. So if I start eating people, I can still consider myself a vegetarian, because many people are insulted by the claim and refuse to believe they are animals. Ergo, they can be claimed as part of a vegetarian diet.
Oh please everyone! Vegetables and meat, fah! You need healthy carbohydrates. Here, have some fresh whole wheat dinner rolls.
Oh Butter!
Mmmm.....butter.