"Uh oh."Don't worry, babe. You're not my type. ;)
"Ahhh....well, good to know all the same." ;D
cool dev's back now we can get into the super strength heavy duty debauchery.
"Wait - when did I start getting associated with industrial-strength debauchery? I must have missed that memo..."
"Ambrosia? What kind of stories have you been telling around here, sweets?" :P
Yep, that was one of mine. You kinda have to be little insane to be a cultist of an insane goddess who is trying to blow up the universe just to see what the bang looks like. ;)
Ahh the memories..... [twitch] :)
Yep, that was one of mine. You kinda have to be little insane to be a cultist of an insane goddess who is trying to blow up the universe just to see what the bang looks like. ;)Ahh the memories..... [twitch] :)
Oh, you know you miss me, sweetie ;)
"Ambrosia? What kind of stories have you been telling around here, sweets?" :P
Don't blame me. Between being known as "The Big Damn Hero" and the goofy smile on my face, I imagine they all just put two & two together. ;)
Don't work, it's the good kind of debauchery.
"Ambrosia? What kind of stories have you been telling around here, sweets?" :PDon't blame me. Between being known as "The Big Damn Hero" and the goofy smile on my face, I imagine they all just put two & two together. ;)
Don't work, it's the good kind of debauchery.
Well, I'm always available for the good kind of debauchery for you, cutie. ;)
Oh, you know you miss me, sweetie ;)Yep, that was one of mine. You kinda have to be little insane to be a cultist of an insane goddess who is trying to blow up the universe just to see what the bang looks like. ;)Ahh the memories..... [twitch] :)
But of course my dear....who wouldn't? ;D
"Ambrosia? What kind of stories have you been telling around here, sweets?" :PDon't blame me. Between being known as "The Big Damn Hero" and the goofy smile on my face, I imagine they all just put two & two together. ;)
Don't work, it's the good kind of debauchery.
"Awww, there you go making me blush again. Well, so long as it's the good kind of debauchery I guess that's okay...though I suppose we should work on making it the 'very good' kind, shouldn't we?" :D
Well, I'm always available for the good kind of debauchery for you, cutie. ;)"Ambrosia? What kind of stories have you been telling around here, sweets?" :PDon't blame me. Between being known as "The Big Damn Hero" and the goofy smile on my face, I imagine they all just put two & two together. ;)
Don't work, it's the good kind of debauchery.
Looks between the two of them.
"Gonna need another blank journal for these notes at this rate..." ;P
runs into thread.
runs out of thread.
Wow, I'd actually kinda forgotten about this place. Thanks for the thread necromancy Urizen. :)
This place is still filthy.
This place is still filthy.
But it's the good kind of filthy. ;)
This place is still filthy.But it's the good kind of filthy. ;)
Make that the best kind of filthy.
Now if you'll excuse me I have a certain mr. craig that needs his tounge..I mean sponge bath yea thats what I meant.
This place is still filthy.But it's the good kind of filthy. ;)
+1
;)
so is this the day the saints go marching in?
so is this the day the saints go marching in?
"Marching in where? If it's where angels fear to tread, I can give them directions. Just sayin'...." ;P
Common misconception. I've actually been there, done that, and gotten the postcard.so is this the day the saints go marching in?"Marching in where? If it's where angels fear to tread, I can give them directions. Just sayin'...." ;P
"The fact that it doesn't seem that bad anymore is testament to the frightening regularity with which I seem to visit such places...but at least I've started taking videos of the trips for posterity!" :D
"The fact that it doesn't seem that bad anymore is testament to the frightening regularity with which I seem to visit such places...but at least I've started taking videos of the trips for posterity!" :DCommon misconception. I've actually been there, done that, and gotten the postcard.so is this the day the saints go marching in?"Marching in where? If it's where angels fear to tread, I can give them directions. Just sayin'...." ;P
ROFLMAO. :D
ROFLMAO. :D"The fact that it doesn't seem that bad anymore is testament to the frightening regularity with which I seem to visit such places...but at least I've started taking videos of the trips for posterity!" :DCommon misconception. I've actually been there, done that, and gotten the postcard.so is this the day the saints go marching in?"Marching in where? If it's where angels fear to tread, I can give them directions. Just sayin'...." ;P
Starts rummaging through Haversack.
"The only problem is that I seem to have mixed them in with the book project....um, research footage with Ambrosia. Oopsy...."
Rummaging
"Ooo, that was a good one. But anywhoo...." ;)
Hey Dev,
If you have pictures of your posterity I want one.
I've been looking at the real thing long enough when you didnt notice but I wouldn't mind a wallet size or maybe a nice wall poster.
I dont really care if it's clothed or all natural it looks good either way.
Hey Dev,
If you have pictures of your posterity I want one.
I've been looking at the real thing long enough when you didnt notice but I wouldn't mind a wallet size or maybe a nice wall poster.
I dont really care if it's clothed or all natural it looks good either way.
[blink, blink]
"Hmmmm - well, you do always ask nicely. Lynora only hires the best, after all."
"How much wall space do you have?"
Hey Dev,
If you have pictures of your posterity I want one.
I've been looking at the real thing long enough when you didnt notice but I wouldn't mind a wallet size or maybe a nice wall poster.
I dont really care if it's clothed or all natural it looks good either way.
[blink, blink]
"Hmmmm - well, you do always ask nicely. Lynora only hires the best, after all."
"How much wall space do you have?"
Oh don't worry about that. If you can make it life sized that should be fine.
Thank you for the compliment. I am truly happy working for HER LOVLINESS.She isn't paying me in currency mind you but I get to be near HER and be the keeper of craig. I am very happy with my life.
Just as an aside and not to be greedy if you happen to have any full montey shots I wouldn't be offended.
Hey Dev,
If you have pictures of your posterity I want one.
I've been looking at the real thing long enough when you didnt notice but I wouldn't mind a wallet size or maybe a nice wall poster.
I dont really care if it's clothed or all natural it looks good either way.
[blink, blink]
"Hmmmm - well, you do always ask nicely. Lynora only hires the best, after all."
"How much wall space do you have?"
Oh don't worry about that. If you can make it life sized that should be fine.
Thank you for the compliment. I am truly happy working for HER LOVLINESS.
She isn't paying me in currency mind you but I get to be near HER and be the keeper of craig. I am very happy with my life.
Just as an aside and not to be greedy if you happen to have any full montey shots I wouldn't be offended.
He shakes his head and chuckles.
"I didn't figure you would be sir, but what I've got is a tad more 'celestial'. Gimme a few minutes - I need to go out to the studio bus and fire up the printers."
Heads out to the Jack studio bus parked outside the Temple, comes back a little while later with a framed panoramic banner.
"I took the liberty of printing it out in black and white - looks a bit more polished in my opinion - but I can do another one in color if you prefer."
Artfully framed in the shot are four sets of 'posterity' - three female and one male. All are quite pleasing to the eye, with just the hint of sheen making for intriguing reflection.
"I'll call it 'Full Moons at the Beach' - I think the title fits," he says with a smirk. "This'll preserve the names of everyone else involved - though Lynora will recognize two of those. Actually, all three. And you can keep the fact that that one's me all to yourself. But no jokes about the dimples."
"Full Moons at the Beach", "Fun with Copy Machines when Drunk"...either title works just fine. ;)
"Full Moons at the Beach", "Fun with Copy Machines when Drunk"...either title works just fine. ;)
"We'll go with the classier one. I just hope the ladies don't get upset, but I don't think they'll mind." ;P
Looks at the somewhat blank stare on Steven's face, then looks over at Lynora.
"I can only assume that the stunned silence means he doesn't like it. Either that or he had a bit of a breakdown. Maybe you should check him out and make sure he's alright." :)
"Hmmmm. Let's see."
*holds up naked photo of daniel craig*
"If this doesn't get a reaction then we'll know something's wrong." ;)
"Hmmmm. Let's see."
*holds up naked photo of daniel craig*
"If this doesn't get a reaction then we'll know something's wrong." ;)
[sighs]
"I know I'm going to regret this. Here, put that in front of him too, it should work. But don't look at it," as he actually blushes a little.
Hands Lynora a sort-of 'full montey' shot that Steven was asking for. ;P
"Hmmmm. Let's see."
*holds up naked photo of daniel craig*
"If this doesn't get a reaction then we'll know something's wrong." ;)
[sighs]
"I know I'm going to regret this. Here, put that in front of him too, it should work. But don't look at it," as he actually blushes a little.
Hands Lynora a sort-of 'full montey' shot that Steven was asking for. ;P
kind of a small montey isn't it?
kind of a small montey isn't it?"Hmmmm. Let's see."
*holds up naked photo of daniel craig*
"If this doesn't get a reaction then we'll know something's wrong." ;)
[sighs]
"I know I'm going to regret this. Here, put that in front of him too, it should work. But don't look at it," as he actually blushes a little.
Hands Lynora a sort-of 'full montey' shot that Steven was asking for. ;P
Nah - you'd be surprised at the 'side benefits' of being a positive energy conduit. And it's all natural ;D
I see why Ambrosia likes to spend so much play-time with you. ;P
No, I don't follow directions well. :D
I see why Ambrosia likes to spend so much play-time with you. ;P
No, I don't follow directions well. :D
"Well, you are the boss here, so I should've seen that coming, he says with a chuckle. :P
"If this doesn't get a reaction then we'll know something's wrong." ;)
"Hmmm. I guess something is wrong then..." Devlyn says, sharing a glance with Lynora.
"If this doesn't get a reaction then we'll know something's wrong." ;)"Hmmm. I guess something is wrong then..." Devlyn says, sharing a glance with Lynora.
*tilts head*
"You may be right. He seems to be remarkably unresponsive. Hmmm. What do we do now?"
"If this doesn't get a reaction then we'll know something's wrong." ;)"Hmmm. I guess something is wrong then..." Devlyn says, sharing a glance with Lynora.*tilts head*
"You may be right. He seems to be remarkably unresponsive. Hmmm. What do we do now?"
"Well, he was about to go tend to your Craig clone downstairs. Maybe you should take him down there and use him to help...bring him back to life, so to speak," he replies, scratching his chin thoughtfully. "I'm sure your other followers can take care of things topside while you take care of him, but I can stick around and keep an eye on things up here if you want..."
"...Either that or we send him over to the old ladies' tea party thread to shock him back. That might be a bit extreme though," he admits.
"Ooh, yeah, I think the tea party is definitely drastic measures."
"Okay, come on, let's get you downstairs. Hmmmm....good thing I put in an elevator. Here, help me get him over there. Thanks."
"Ooh, yeah, I think the tea party is definitely drastic measures."
"Okay, come on, let's get you downstairs. Hmmmm....good thing I put in an elevator. Here, help me get him over there. Thanks."
"No problem - I've got him," as he gets an arm around his chest to supports his weight while he drags him over to the elevator.
"And sorry about 'unsettling' one of your attendants. I really didn't think it was that bad of a picture," he says with a grin.
"Oh, there was nothing wrong with the picture. At least, I don't think there was. Maybe it was just a little too much for him?"
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"Well, he was about to go tend to your Craig clone downstairs. Maybe you should take him down there and use him to help...bring him back to life, so to speak."
OK... I don't think I should just jump into a Thread and read the last couple of Posts. I got a bit of a shock to see you had Craig clones until I realised what you meant! O.o
"Well, he was about to go tend to your Craig clone downstairs. Maybe you should take him down there and use him to help...bring him back to life, so to speak."OK... I don't think I should just jump into a Thread and read the last couple of Posts. I got a bit of a shock to see you had Craig clones until I realised what you meant! O.o
LOL :D
Don't worry, we'll ask before we clone you. Probably. ;)
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"Well, he was about to go tend to your Craig clone downstairs. Maybe you should take him down there and use him to help...bring him back to life, so to speak."OK... I don't think I should just jump into a Thread and read the last couple of Posts. I got a bit of a shock to see you had Craig clones until I realised what you meant! O.oLOL :D
Don't worry, we'll ask before we clone you. Probably. ;)
Just be gentle...
Just be gentle..."Well, he was about to go tend to your Craig clone downstairs. Maybe you should take him down there and use him to help...bring him back to life, so to speak."OK... I don't think I should just jump into a Thread and read the last couple of Posts. I got a bit of a shock to see you had Craig clones until I realised what you meant! O.oLOL :D
Don't worry, we'll ask before we clone you. Probably. ;)
Always. Well, unless you ask nicely. ;)
"Well, he was about to go tend to your Craig clone downstairs. Maybe you should take him down there and use him to help...bring him back to life, so to speak."OK... I don't think I should just jump into a Thread and read the last couple of Posts. I got a bit of a shock to see you had Craig clones until I realised what you meant! O.o
No you shouldn't. You know better than that.... ;D
"Hmmmm. Let's see."
*holds up naked photo of daniel craig*
"If this doesn't get a reaction then we'll know something's wrong." ;)
[sighs]
"I know I'm going to regret this. Here, put that in front of him too, it should work. But don't look at it," as he actually blushes a little.
Hands Lynora a sort-of 'full montey' shot that Steven was asking for. ;P
WOW dev,
now I have a complete collection or all your charm. Trust me I will treasure it always.*puts photoes in keepsake album*
Are you sure your not part celestial, I mean really dude I got an upclose and personal of celestial healer and your in close competion with that very blessed individual.
That posterity of yours could be used as a surface to bounce quaters off of.
Sorry for the slow response but I was a little busy with daniel craig, I am very careful and loving in his upkeep. I am just the care taker for HER Lovleiness's property.
"Oh, there was nothing wrong with the picture. At least, I don't think there was. Maybe it was just a little too much for him?"
"That would be a pretty vain thing for me to say, so I'll just let you say it and thank you for the complement," he chuckles, waiting for the elevator door to open.
"Either that or he's just messin' with us and he's fine."
"Hmmmm. Let's see."
*holds up naked photo of daniel craig*
"If this doesn't get a reaction then we'll know something's wrong." ;)
[sighs]
"I know I'm going to regret this. Here, put that in front of him too, it should work. But don't look at it," as he actually blushes a little.
Hands Lynora a sort-of 'full montey' shot that Steven was asking for. ;P
WOW dev,
now I have a complete collection or all your charm. Trust me I will treasure it always.
*puts photoes in keepsake album*
Are you sure your not part celestial, I mean really dude I got an upclose and personal of celestial healer and your in close competion with that very blessed individual.
That posterity of yours could be used as a surface to bounce quaters off of.
Sorry for the slow response but I was a little busy with daniel craig, I am very careful and loving in his upkeep. I am just the care taker for HER Lovleiness's property.
"A-HA!! So he was playing possum!" Devlyn says to Lynora.
"Nice joke - you can stand up on your own now then," he says with a laugh as he props Steven back up at the elevator door. "You actually had her worried for a moment there." :D
"And no - no celestial blood in me that I'm aware of. Just a farm-raised lad from Deepingdale, with some elven blood on my mother's side of the family. I guess that mean's I'm 'free-range', but I'm not sure..." he says with a shrug.
"Nice joke - you can stand up on your own now then," he says with a laugh as he props Steven back up at the elevator door. "You actually had her worried for a moment there." :D
Does that mean I have to take my hands off your rock hard perfectly formed posterity? I was feeling a little weak and needed something firm to support me. (any excuse to cop a cheap feel) Oh well back to work.
Does her lovelyness require anything?
"Nice joke - you can stand up on your own now then," he says with a laugh as he props Steven back up at the elevator door. "You actually had her worried for a moment there." :D
Does that mean I have to take my hands off your rock hard perfectly formed posterity? I was feeling a little weak and needed something firm to support me. (any excuse to cop a cheap feel) Oh well back to work.
"Glad I could provide some support, but yes, break time's over. No rest for the wicked, and all that." :)
Does her lovelyness require anything?