Dear Forums... (A VERY TONGUE IN CHEEK POST!!)

[Mikhaila Burnett 313]

This post is tongue-firmly-in-cheek. It is intended for comedic value, nothing less, nothing more. I am not bashing, trolling, soliciting feedback or any other such thing. But this song keeps playing in my head. It may also have something to do with my line of work, namely that I am a customer-facing Support Representative in a call center for a major service provider. My customers spend the entire day singing this song to me, so I'll play it for you.

Dear Paizo, I want it all. And I want it now.

If this is inappropriate, please feel free to say so and I will very happily remove it. Mods, feel free to remove it.

Those who enjoy classic rock, enjoy.

[Joshua J. Frost]

Moved to the appropriate forum. :-)

[Mikhaila Burnett 313]

Joshua J. Frost wrote:

Moved to the appropriate forum. :-)

Thanks Joshua!

[Kobold Catgirl]

Don't be so paranoid. Paizo, unlike a certain chatroom, doesn't ban you for spamming. ;)

[Mikhaila Burnett 313]

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Don't be so paranoid. Paizo, unlike a certain chatroom, doesn't ban you for spamming. ;)

True that. Mostly just trying to avoid the "Are you talkin ta me?" responses that I've found common on other forums.

[Sebastian]

-1

If the first two out of three words in your post are "dear" and "forum," the subsequent post is required to include the words "funstick," "ride," "bodacious," "horny," and the phrase "this type of thing doesn't normally happen to me, but..."

FAIL.

[Crimson Jester]

Did someone say SPAM?

[Heathansson]

I was just listening to this the other night.

[Mikhaila Burnett 313]

Sebastian wrote:

-1

If the first two out of three words in your post are "dear" and "forum," the subsequent post is required to include the words "funstick," "ride," "bodacious," "horny," and the phrase "this type of thing doesn't normally happen to me, but..."

FAIL.

Dear Forum Reader Sebastian,

This type of thing doesn't normally happen to me, but your funstick doesn't ride as bodacious as it used to, and that avatar is rather horny.

Yours truly,
Fail

[KaeYoss]

Mikhaila Burnett 313 wrote:

that avatar is rather horny.

What do you expect, dear? Your avatar is the Goddess of Lust. Horniness is part of the job.

[Emperor7]

Guess she should strike 'I want a pony' from her list. :)

Me? I just want my Beastiary to arrive today. :(

[Set]

Sebastian wrote:

"this type of thing doesn't normally happen to me, but..."

Wait 30 minutes and try again, pony boy.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Amazon, unleash my bestiary!

[David Fryer]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Amazon, unleash my bestiary!

+ infinity.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Amazon, unleash my bestiary!

Isn't that one of Moorluck's "gamer-nerd pick-up lines"? :)

[Mairkurion {tm}]

It must be, because it works great on Amazon women, but does nothing to online businesses.

[Xabulba]

I've got a SEXY BEASTARY, yeah baby yeah.

[Mikhaila Burnett]

Set wrote:

Sebastian wrote:

"this type of thing doesn't normally happen to me, but..."

Wait 30 minutes and try again, pony boy.

Perhaps you mean Pony Girl. I've waited 30 minutes, still no change.

[Mikhaila Burnett]

KaeYoss wrote:

Mikhaila Burnett 313 wrote:

that avatar is rather horny.

What do you expect, dear? Your avatar is the Goddess of Lust. Horniness is part of the job.

Ah, that's who that avatar is. I just picked it because it's a horse.

Appropriate though. *grins* Or did you mean the other (non-equine) avatar? In which case I picked it because it was HAWT.

[Emperor7]

Beastiary arrived this afternoon! And it's purty!

[Mikhaila Burnett]

Emperor7 wrote:

Beastiary arrived this afternoon! And it's purty!

Woot!!!