The aliens did this just to cause a ruckus.
Of course they did. That is how they get you. Divide and conquer.
Or, is it conquer and divide...
Of course they did. That is how they get you. Divide and conquer.
Or, is it conquer and divide...
It's probe and conquer.
I reject your reality and substitute my own.
the whole board knows this fact david
I reject your reality and substitute my own.
Ah, the ultimate conspiracy. Is there such a thing?
I had a guy tell me the other day that NASA faked the moon landing, not because we didn't go but because they wanted to hide what we found. The next day he died in a car accident. Hmmmmmm.Dude. There are no coincidences.
Old intelligence quote:
First occurrence is happenstance.
Second occurrence is coincidence.
Third occurrence is enemy activity.
Dude. The whole alien butt probe thing doesn't hold water. They have all this light speed, but medically they haven't advanced beyond the colonoscopy.
My probe would like to have a word with you.
Dude. The whole alien butt probe thing doesn't hold water. They have all this light speed, but medically they haven't advanced beyond the colonoscopy.
I've always interpreted the whole "alien butt probe" thing to be repressed memories of ?*?* *?*? when a child.
I'm sure >Cartmen< will concur.
Dude. The whole alien butt probe thing doesn't hold water. They have all this light speed, but medically they haven't advanced beyond the colonoscopy.
There was an old Kids in the Hall skit where two aliens talked about that. One of the aliens remarked that all they had found in fifty years of abducting random truckers and anal probing them was that one in ten liked it.
I think you're assuming that the aliens want to do a colonoscopy, though. I think it's just a bunch of teenagers from an out-of-the-way world without much to do, so they hope in Daddy's spaceship and go anal probe some humans.
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Those two are freebies, but any more library research I do for you, especially for stuff that's common knowledge from the major news networks and ergo easily googleable, I'm afraid that I'm a gonna have to charge you.
You put forward the claim, you put forward the evidence. My apologies for being a total of 3 years old when the Gulf War began, so I was unable to be watching ABC news at that time (something that would require me to live in America)
That's generally how debates work, you know. You can't just make a claim then expect others to automatically know the evidence. In all of my posts, I've worked hard to cite my sources. Something you've failed to do, until asked anyway.
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Now, going through your evidence (which I had to look up for myself. Hint, Wikipedia isn't the most reliable source, but as least you hinted at a citation), the Global Security group mentions this.
During Operation Desert Storm the Iraqi Air Force did not seek to challenge Coalition air forces, and nearly half the Iraqi Air Force fled to Iran to escape destruction. Why the IQAF fled to Iran is not precisely known, and the answer may never be fully known.
Given this lack of motivation for why they chose Iran, which as I mentioned, was a hated enemy, my initial surprise at your claim was, in my view, appropriate. It is very odd to land 137 aircraft in a neighbouring nation that you hate and hates you back. Global Security, again, suggests that at least a million people died in the war. This wasn't, as you so disrespectfully suggest, the exchange of a few shells of sarin gas.
Fools, you are already in my power.
Sebastian is really Asmodeus!
See, that's clearly a nut case conspiracy, it's obvious that Sebastian is at most some lower level devil, hardly the über power of Asmodeus!
He is a Lawyer ! I mean come on how much worse can you get?Sebastian is really Asmodeus!See, that's clearly a nut case conspiracy, it's obvious that Sebastian is at most some lower level devil, hardly the über power of Asmodeus!
Oh Sebastian isn't that bad. He's quite a likeable fellow when you get to know him.
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Oh Sebastian isn't that bad. He's quite a likeable fellow when you get to know him.He is a Lawyer ! I mean come on how much worse can you get?Sebastian is really Asmodeus!See, that's clearly a nut case conspiracy, it's obvious that Sebastian is at most some lower level devil, hardly the über power of Asmodeus!
Oh' I liek Pony boi. Doesn't mean he isn't hellspawn though ;)
I knwo what could be worse. He could be a dreaded divorce lawyer.
He is a Lawyer ! I mean come on how much worse can you get?Sebastian is really Asmodeus!See, that's clearly a nut case conspiracy, it's obvious that Sebastian is at most some lower level devil, hardly the über power of Asmodeus!
Kenneth Starr... need I say more? ;-)
The 9/11 Truthers are fun. They've got some great videos, interviewing the people who supplied the steel for the building claiming right there on tape that the heat of burning jet fuel wouldn't even soften their metal, let alone liquefy it, and then being cut off before they can finish explaining that, combined with the tremendous pressure the building is constantly under, due to it's weight, and the incredible kinetic force of an airliner crashing into them at several hundred miles per hour, the metal would turn liquid at much lower temperatures, just as you can bend the wire of a coathanger in your hands and make it hot, turning kinetic energy into heat...
On a much smaller scale, there are similar conspiracy on the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building bombing.
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There was an old Kids in the Hall skit where two aliens talked about that. One of the aliens remarked that all they had found in fifty years of abducting random truckers and anal probing them was that one in ten liked it.
I think you're assuming that the aliens want to do a colonoscopy, though. I think it's just a bunch of teenagers from an out-of-the-way world without much to do, so they hope in Daddy's spaceship and go anal probe some humans.
Judd Winick did something similar in Barry Ween, Boy Genius, only the aliens were basically drunken frat boys.
There was an old Kids in the Hall skit where two aliens talked about that. One of the aliens remarked that all they had found in fifty years of abducting random truckers and anal probing them was that one in ten liked it.
I think you're assuming that the aliens want to do a colonoscopy, though. I think it's just a bunch of teenagers from an out-of-the-way world without much to do, so they hope in Daddy's spaceship and go anal probe some humans.
Judd Winick did something similar in Barry Ween, Boy Genius, only the aliens were basically drunken frat boys.
Most aliens I have met are drunken frat boys. I mean, really?
This guy lives just about twenty minutes from me. He drives his motor home in every parade we have proclaiming the end is near. Warning, this guy is seriously racist and a Bible "scholar."
Just looked at his site...
I don't know why I play rpg's, when real life is so much... wierder.I love nuts, they're entertaining and a little spooky.
GRU
Here's a real nutter
Some how, I thought you would have picked this bit.
Here's a real nutterSome how, I thought you would have picked this bit.
I didn't know about that one. Thanks!
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This guy lives just about twenty minutes from me. He drives his motor home in every parade we have proclaiming the end is near. Warning, this guy is seriously racist and a Bible "scholar."Just looked at his site...
I don't know why I play rpg's, when real life is so much... wierder.I love nuts, they're entertaining and a little spooky.
GRU
I know, really.
I didn't know about that one. Thanks!Here's a real nutterSome how, I thought you would have picked this bit.
Well the government are all a bunch of nutters anyway.
Oh and Amazon is conspiring to keep my from getting the Pathfinder Bestiary.
I'm a part of this sad conspiracy. And not in the good way.
Just so nobody thinks I'm a right wing kook, here is a right wing kook. Like I said, the whole government is nuts.