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Hi Sara Marie just wanted to say welcome to the customer service team! You'll see me and some of the other regular posters trying to help triage some of the 'regular' issues before you guys get to them (or get in) so I just wanted to introduce myself!
-Earl
The 'cap
PS if I missed a welcome thread somewhere feel free to move/delete
I too wanted to welcome you to Paizo. I will do my best to not drive you crazy(er).
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Thanks! Cosmo is showing me around the systems so I can fix things for you guys. (If your curious as to what it looks like, think of a Rube Goldberg machine).
As for the person I am replacing... if I understand the office rumors correctly, goblins have kidnapped her. I'm sure we'll be forming a rescue party sometime in the near future, but no doubt, her time spent away will have molded her into something far too great for mere customer service.
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Thanks! Cosmo is showing me around the systems so I can fix things for you guys. (If your curious as to what it looks like, think of a Rube Goldberg machine).
As for the person I am replacing... if I understand the office rumors correctly, goblins have kidnapped her. I'm sure we'll be forming a rescue party sometime in the near future, but no doubt, her time spent away will have molded her into something far too great for mere customer service.
...They stuck Alison in some kind of editor crysalis-cocoon?
CEO
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To end this off-topic tangent, Alison is going to school to learn how to make computer games. When she moved up here to Seattle, that was always her goal and her job at Paizo was to make enough money to make that a reality. So we always knew that her time in customer service had a clock on it. She is helping out every few days on a part-time basis.
Or goblins kidnapped her.
-Lisa
As for the person I am replacing... if I understand the office rumors correctly, goblins have kidnapped her. I'm sure we'll be forming a rescue party sometime in the near future, but no doubt, her time spent away will have molded her into something far too great for mere customer service.
You never get woman person back! She belong to goblins now! We make her queen!
Enough about goblins.
Never enough! We bad ass! You plenty scared!
Welcome!
Remember, whatever Cosmo tells you, sacrificing an eye is not a requirement of the job.
Ugly hoomans lie about you Boss? You say word, we chop them good! Burn them too. Then chop more. Then burn more. Then....
Ugly hoomans lie about you Boss? You say word, we chop them good! Burn them too. Then chop more. Then burn more. Then....Welcome!
Remember, whatever Cosmo tells you, sacrificing an eye is not a requirement of the job.
~gives a wicked goblin laugh and then brandishes my cleaver~ Me not like you, you one eyed doll thing. Help you need, Boss? Me chop one eyed doll thing good!
Cosmo's being nice and gentlemanly, I hope.
Yes, Cosmo is always a perfect gentleman. :-)
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He was gentlemanly enough to only ask for my eyetooth, not one of my eyes.
He must have read this, and is now trying to make his own replacement eye...
Oooooooo!
I heard the interview on NPR and it's STILL givin' me the WILLIES!
Runs in and throws a pie in Mairkurion's face
For Soupy!!!!
~chases after the zombie wielding a sword and a torch~ Yo no do that! Boss get mad! Cut, slash, burn zombie. Then cut, slash, burn more!
'scuse me, folks; I have zombie to destroy.
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Actually I think his eye is still running around the office somewhere. It is probably responsible for all the glitches in the systems and all the changed/missing orders.
Now come to think of it I think he has it trained to do this for job security and to make himself look good =)
No.
His empty eye socket doesn't look good at all.
Is this the "welcome the new customer slave" Thread?
Welcome, Sara Marie!
And, might I say, you have a really nice-looking avatar!
To end this off-topic tangent, Alison is going to school to learn how to make computer games. When she moved up here to Seattle, that was always her goal and her job at Paizo was to make enough money to make that a reality. So we always knew that her time in customer service had a clock on it. She is helping out every few days on a part-time basis.
Great! Be sure to keep whatever incriminating evidence you have to make her create some Pathfinder computer game for you!
'scuse me, folks; I have zombie to destroy.But...but...it was for Soupy!!
This can only be settled with a pie fight.
A pie fight to the DEATH!
So the pie comes with an orc, then?
No, the drow poisoned the cream pies.
So the pie comes with an orc, then?This can only be settled with a pie fight.
A pie fight to the DEATH!
No! That would make it too quick. Regular pie.
Arena fighting is never be so fun when a fight takes 100 hours.
Incidentally, my favourite form of execution is gently flogging to death with scented shoelaces.
Will somebody think of the pies!? The pies!
Hmmmmmm... Pies!
Will somebody think of the pies!? The pies!
There's somebody who can stop thinking about them?
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A little late, sorry I missed your debut. Welcome to the insane asylum. Hope you enjoy working with us crazies.
You say "Insane Asylum" I say "Home Sweet Home".
And your last statement seems to imply you do not consider me to be part of the crazies. Some time in the near future I will be dissuading you from that point of view.
~sara marie
This can only be settled with a pie fight.
A pie fight to the DEATH!
You say "Insane Asylum" I say "Home Sweet Home".
And your last statement seems to imply you do not consider me to be part of the crazies. Some time in the near future I will be dissuading you from that point of view.
~sara marie
And on that note, has anyone ever played the Ghostbusters RPG? A cream pie can be a FEARSOME weapon!
Well, I just spoke to her in person, so Cozmo is letting her play with the phones now.
Or I must have called at lunch time...
CC
Cosmo "letting" me answer phone? I think you mean "making me"
He seems to be throughly enjoying having me here to do all his work.
The fiend! How dare he make you work!
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Director of Sales
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The fiend! How dare he make you work!Well, I just spoke to her in person, so Cozmo is letting her play with the phones now.
Or I must have called at lunch time...
CC
Cosmo "letting" me answer phone? I think you mean "making me"
He seems to be throughly enjoying having me here to do all his work.