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*spits in spittoon*
*jumps in the stock tank*
.....
Shore is quaht.
Ah reckon so.
Yup.
Whar'd evybuddy go?
"Hruff?"
Yup Grue. I'm here. I think I needs sum shine or sum chewin' tabaccie.
Mebbe we need some more vittles from Mammeh.
Ah shor does miss Mammeh!
Evybuddy done gone uhgin.
Ayup.
*snort*
Thar ya'll is!
'S lookin' ta rain.
dayum?
Goddang rain. Alwuz brings them dang hippehs out so's they kin git uh shower.
Eeyup!
Rekun.
Just got back from da TSA office. Aye get my new badge within a week and gets a new job. Lookin ta have reguhlahr pay again.
Tha's gud, dragon feller.
This weather's makin' meh knee swell up real fierce.
Grongratzyup!
*hic*
croak
Kah!
Ah had me uh buncha hippies kum round muh house last naht lookin fer candeh. Musta bin summa them dang hippehs with munchez.
Dang hippehs. GIT OFF MEH PROPERTEH!
RRRRRRRRRRRRROWRF! ROWRF! ROWRF! GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
Shoot dem sumb~+&%s!!
reckin'!
Is them hippehs gone yit? Ah don' see um.
Somuone say candeh?
Goddang hippehs.
Whar'd yew fellas git tuh?
Mebbeh them hippehs gottem.
No hippeh can evah gets me.
Loads sawed-off shotgun
Dang hippehs.
Tromps up the yard
"Whalp I goes an bes a delegate at R'yleh for the Cthulhu campane, an' I comes back an' finds yewwins' all loafin' about! I saw six hippehs swimmin in the crick ovah yonder! Ain't none-a yew layabouts been cullin them varmints?"
*hops in circles around Mammy, barking loudly*
Sorreh, Mammeh!
Whar's them hippehs?
GIT OFF MEH PROPERTEH!!!
BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!
Ovah by tha' crick WingDing.
GIT'EM!
*charges down the hillside*
GWORORORORORORORORRORRRRRRRRRRR!!!
Follows Grue down the hillside and out to the creek with shotgun in hand.
Mammy Grillz! Ah wants some viddles ready when Ah come back.
Yewwins gots to bring me fresh meat 'fore I can cooks any vittles!
grumbles
Azatoth's hairy nethers I cain't conjur no vittles outta thin air. Well, I could but they never taste right.
*shoots hippeh with a Civil War canon*
Ah gots one! Thar maht be some meat there yeh kin use.
*drags a screaming hippie through the briar patch*
*shakes hippie vigorously*
*shakes water everywhere*
Goddang hippehs is alwuz makin uh rakit!
Whar'd evybuddy go? Dem hippehs git ya?