Untitled III

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

yew tew

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Nice feller. Not real personable though. Didn't even stay for skunk sassages. Yewwin's ready? I made some scrambled cockatrice eggs to go withem.

[Aberzombie]

That shor do smell purty good Mammy! Thanks fer thuh vittles!

[Celestial Healer]

Yup.

[Aberzombie]

Ah reckon so.

[Celestial Healer]

Dang hippehs...

[Aberzombie]

Hippehs?!? Shoot 'em CH!! SHOOOOOOOTTTTTT!!!!

[Celestial Healer]

Hippehs?! Whar?!!!

[Aberzombie]

Theys over thar!

[Celestial Healer]

Dang hippehs! GIT OFF MEH PROPERTEH!!!

BLAM!
BLAM!

[Aberzombie]

Goddang hippehs!

[Aberzombie]

Whar'd evybuddy go?

[Celestial Healer]

Ah'm raht here.

[Aberzombie]

Ayup.

[Celestial Healer]

Ah tell you whut.

[Aberzombie]

Yew shor?

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Sho'nuff

[Celestial Healer]

Whut's cookin' Mammeh?

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Celestial Healer wrote:

Whut's cookin' Mammeh?

I gots troll cutlets garnished with hippeh sweetbreads with a reduced moonshine sauce and SPAM!

[Aberzombie]

Thet shor do sound perty good Mammy!

[Celestial Healer]

Ayup. That's raht.

[Another Dang Hippeh]

{staggers up} Oh hello, you rustic folk. I've been lost out here in this backcountry for days... do you think you might be able to point me to the nearest sign of civilization?

<sniff, sniff> Whatever you're cooking smells rather tasty. Would you mind if I stayed for dinner?

[Aberzombie]

Shoot thet sumb#%@%, CH!

[Celestial Healer]

DANG HIPPEH!!!

GIT OFF MEH PROPERTEH!!!

BLAM!!!
BLAM!!!
BLAM!!!

BLAM!!!
BLAM!!!

[Another Dang Hippeh]

URGHK!... gurgle... {dies}

[Aberzombie]

Goddang hippeh!

[Celestial Healer]

Reckon.

[Aberzombie]

Yew betcha.

[Aberzombie]

.....

[Celestial Healer]

Shore is quaht.

[Aberzombie]

Yew reckon?

[Celestial Healer]

Ah do. Ah reckon.

[Big Mammy Grillz]

STOP MAKIN' ALLA THAT RACKET OUT THERE YOU TWO!

*SLAM*

[Bugbear Grillz]

AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaOoooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

*runs through thread naked with a makeshift spear*

[Celestial Healer]

Shore is some strange folk roun here.

[Aberzombie]

Yew got thet raht.

[Butterfrog]

ayup

[Aberzombie]

Howdeh Froggeh!

[Butterfrog]

howdeh pah'

[Aberzombie]

Dang skippeh.

[Celestial Healer]

Ah tell you whut, zombeh.

[Celestial Healer]

*misses the spittoon*

[Aberzombie]

Mebbe we awtuh git uhnuther hippeh hunt a'goin?

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

ayup.

[Big Mammy Grillz]

My larder's empty, so git them hippehs shot, bled and dressed! Oestre's comin up and that means Glazed Hippeh and scalloped turnips!

[Another Dang Hippeh]

Big Mammy Grillz wrote:

My larder's empty, so git them hippehs shot, bled and dressed! Oestre's comin up and that means Glazed Hippeh and scalloped turnips!

I'm not sure I completely understood that, but it sounds yummy! Oh, BtW, has anyone seen my brother? He was around here somewhere...

[Aberzombie]

Sumbuddy shoot thet sumb@%*#!

[Another Dang Hippeh]

Aberzombie wrote:

Sumbuddy shoot thet sumb!&*&!

I just picked up some fresh tomatoes at a local roadside stand; would you like one?

[Celestial Healer]

Another Dang Hippeh wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Sumbuddy shoot thet sumb!&*&!

I just picked up some fresh tomatoes at a local roadside stand; would you like one?

*click*

DAGNABBIT! Somebodeh git me some more shells!

BAH! Nevermahnd...

*decapitates hippeh with a lawnmower blade*

[Another Dang Hippeh]

Celestial Healer wrote:

*decapitates hippeh with a lawnmower blade*

Wait!- GLRGHKT! {dies}