Looks lahk Spanky got hisself intuh Uncle Cosmo's moonshine uhgin.
Ah tell you whut, zombeh.
Yeh ain't jes awhistlin Dixeh.
Yeh ain't jes awhistlin Dixeh.
Yew shor yer feelin awraht CH? Yer reepeetin yerself.
Jest visitin' the little lich's room. Got stuck in the outhouse. Seems lahk the latch needs tuh be fixed.
Ah think summa them dang hippehs wuz pokin round las naht. Goddang hippehs.
DANG HIPPEHS! GIT OFF MEH PROPERTEH!
Dadgum hippehs is ever'whar.
Ketch me one-a them and I'll make us some of my grandma's Samhain Stew. 'Course, I'll need a pumpkin and a shoggoth tentacle too.
Big Mammy Grillz wrote: Ketch me one-a them and I'll make us some of my grandma's Samhain Stew. 'Course, I'll need a pumpkin and a shoggoth tentacle too. That sounds tasty! {rolls around in Grue poop}
Big Mammy Grillz wrote: 'Course, I'll need a pumpkin and a shoggoth tentacle too. I t'aint 'splainin' why my tentacles uh'covered in punkin'.
Squidbilly wrote: Big Mammy Grillz wrote: 'Course, I'll need a pumpkin and a shoggoth tentacle too. I t'aint 'splainin' why my tentacles uh'covered in punkin'. He he he, you said taint.
Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy wrote: Squidbilly wrote: Big Mammy Grillz wrote: 'Course, I'll need a pumpkin and a shoggoth tentacle too. I t'aint 'splainin' why my tentacles uh'covered in punkin'. He he he, you said taint. Jer name supposed to be KC's buddy rank, or do ya help him tuh the pooper? The outhouse ne'erly seats but one.
*spitoon clang*
Yewwin's aint cawt me ah hippeh yet? Ah'm gettin' hongry...
Ah'm sorreh Mammy. Ain't nobuddy telled me ah wuz suhposed tuh be ketchin yew wunna them dang hippehs.
Weel, tarnation, I offered to make yewwins some Samhain Stew, but ah caint do nobbut without a dang hippeh! An' it's nigh on to Samhain already!
Hullo, you rustic hillfolk. Could you point me toward the nearest gas station? My Volvo is nearly out of petrol, and I need a tofu burrito and some vitamin water.
{lifts up shoe} Ugh, I stepped in some poop and got it all over my sandals and the cuff of my chinos.
Goddang hippeh.
takes aim
Aberzombie wrote: Goddang hippeh.
takes aim
{oblivious to impending fate as stew-meat for Mammy Grillz' kitchen} Wow, I saw a Winchester rifle just like that on Antiques Roadshow. I wonder if there are any good estate sales out here?
Where exactly is here?
Mr. Gray-and-Musty Heartbeat-challenged... would you know if there are any good antique shoppes along this main thoroughfare?
BLAM!
BLAM!
BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!
Goddang hippeh!
Hey CH! We got us wunna them hippehs whut needs shootin.
Best git it tuh Mammeh afore the meat gets sour.
Ah kin almost taste thet hippeh stew now...
:::Sneezes all over the thread:::
Brought some country gravy for yuir gritz.
Ah coulda sworn ah seen Froggeh round heer.
Post Monster musta gottim.
Ah reckon yer raht, Larry. Thet Post Munster fella shor do git awful hungreh.
Whalp best get to skinning and boning! I'll get the kettle ready
Ah wuz shor ah seen Mammy. Whar'd she git to?
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